It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time,
and this should help get you started. During a visit to the
mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was
which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub,
then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to
the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor.
"A normal person would use the bucket
because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
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"No." said the Director,
"A normal person would pull the plug. Do
you want a bed near the window?"
DID YOU PASS THE TEST, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE
