Simply Wilddove's blog: "Fun Stuff"

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" DID YOU PASS THE TEST, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE

A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project, he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide." And for plenty of good reasons, since: 1. It can cause excessive sweating and vomiting 2. It is a major component in acid rain 3. It can cause severe burns in its gaseous state 4. Accidental inhalation can kill you 5. It contributes to erosion 6. It decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes 7. It has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical. Forty-three said yes, six were undecided, and only one knew that the chemical was water. The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?" He feels the conclusion is obvious

Think of a letter between A and W. .. .. .. .. .. .. Repeat it out loud as you scroll down. .. .. .. .. .. .. Keep going . . . Don't stop . . .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Think of an animal that begins with that letter. ..! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Repeat it out loud as you scroll down. ! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Think of either a man's/woman's name that begins ! with the last letter in the animals name .. .. . .. .. .. .. .. Almost there........ .. .. .. .. .. ..! .. .. Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand you are not using to scroll down. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Take the hand you counted with and hold it out in front of you at face level . .. .. .. .. .. .. Look at your palm very closely and notice the lines in your hand . .. .. .. Do the lines take the form of the first letter in the person s name? . .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Of course not...... .. .. .. Now smack yourself in the head, get a life, and quit playing stupid games! .. . .. .. Smile &have fun! Sorry, I just couldn't resist! --