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That's right folks!! Terrorism, the Church of PedoPriest has engaged in an act of terrorism and Us at the Arach of Atheos Newspaper has uncovered the new story!
We uncovered this story of their Newest member, formerly known as Lord Spinoza.
Spinoza had given his life over to god! In the most faithful of all acts He had done what god commanded of him, as has uttered those four words JESUS IS THE GREATEST, he blew himself up while on a bus full of teenagers on their way to Christian camp
In this statement released to the media, as well as us those at the “Arach of Atheos” paper, you can see his statement below. 
Okay you conspiracy theorist, we all the AOA newspaper, thought it all a little too suspicious that a priest by all accounts on good terms with everyone would just one day decide to commit an act of terrorism and blow himself up.. that was until we found this floating around this secret order of pedophile priest newsletter. In it you see that it was NOT a random act, that in fact he was doing this to stop several of the kids from going to trail.
And in other News, Neverland Ranch the new Vatican?
That’s right folks! Remember that secret sale of the former king of pops mansion, our investigators have found this when searching through the Vatican’s Public papers… 
Okay this blog is done!
This is what happens when I am bored.
