1. Is there someone who you like at the moment?
Do you think I like you? I hate all humanity in general . . .
2. Does that someone know that you like them?
Doesn’t take a psychic for them to know . . .
3. Whats the weather like?
Weather . . . What else is it supposed to be like?
Facts
1. Name - Mmmm, right there
2. Ethnicity- One of them
3. Hair color - None
4. Eye color – I think the chemicals would burn
5. Favorite color – Sure rub in the color blindness even more
6. Glasses - Need them for a proper drink
7. Piercings- Show me show me show me
Have you ever:
1. Cut your own hair?
I have shaved, uh we’ll say yes
2. Done something you regret?
This one time at band camp . . .
3. Skipped school?
Attended school?
4. Bungee-jumped?
I’ve bounced up and down on some things
6. Cheated on a test?
Yeah but got the damn kid anyway
7. Been in a police car?
Hey it’s a chauffeured ride right
8. Whats your crushes first letter of her/his name?
3 . . . hehehe
9.Who's your best friend?
It buzzes and keeps me very happy
10.Been to a funeral?
Have to get dates somewhere
12. Been on stage?
Yeah but they picked #2 - still never been to jail
Favorite:
1. Season- Cinnamon
2. Food - Redheads
3. Breakfast- It’s thick white and creamy
4. Person - As if
5. Book – I prefer the redheads that open like books
6. Vacation – Where do they not extradite?
7. Sport to watch on TV – Speed Orgasm control
8. Name for a son – Not Another One
9. Name for a daughter- Not Another One (it’s not a gender specific thing)
Do you prefer:
1. Coffee or Cappuccino?
Again I prefer thick white creamy liquids
2. Long or short relationships?
A few hours works for me
3. Scary movies or comedies?
Zombies that fall in love
4. Short or long hair on the opposite sex?
Depends on where the hair is located now doesn’t it
5. Fruits or vegetables?
Human
First things that come to mind:
1. Chainsaw- Pond
2. School - Skirts
3. Cows - Sex
4. Canada - Non-extradition
5. Mouse - porn
In the past week have you:
1. Talked on the phone?
I generally do nothing “on” the phone, it’s a little too small for that
2. Watched a movie?
Made some movies
3. Cried?
Oh c’mon what am I a girl?
4. Smoked?
Nah I started shooting up instead, it’s quicker
5. Drank a glass of water?
Fish sperm isn’t my thing
6. Used drugs?
I’ll plead the 5th please
7. Read a book or magazine?
Yeah I read the articles really I do
8. Watched T.V.?
Yeah but it didn’t go anywhere so I got bored pretty quickly and switched to watching the fridge for a while
9. Taken a shower?
Nope I only do that on Saturdays, only 2 more days to go
10. Taken a picture?
You can’t prove it’s me
11. Listened to music?
There was some screaming and moaning
12. Told someone you loved them?
As if I a capable of emotion
13. Stolen anything?
I ripped that guys heart out while it was still beating, it was so movie like, woohoo
