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Shit!Omg!Damn it's christmas again Oh yay!Merrry christmas an all that stuff! Dont get to fucked up now!
Ooh![1st Verse:]
In the middle of the night.
When you hold me tight.
Say it's all right.
I'm yours forever.
I do what you want.
If you don't hurt me.
I'll cook and clean.
I'll make you happy.
[Chorus:]
And ooh!
What you do to me.
Ooh! You're my everything.
And ooh! I'm so glad I found you.
Ooh! I can't live wit out you.
[2nd Verse:]
Got a Jones in my bones.
And it's all for you baby.
Can't leave you alone.
I'm so addictive.
I can't shake this thang.
It's the sweetest pain.
So who's your girl?
You better say my name.
[Chorus:]
And ooh! What you do to me.
Ooh! You're my everything.
And ooh! I'm so glad I found you.
Ooh! I can't live wit out you.
[Bridge:]
What you do to me, it's just a mystery.
It's hard to believe that you our here with me.
Making all my dreams a sweet reality.
All my life I tried to find what is best for me.
[Repeat Chorus 3x]
[Repeat Bridge 1x]
[Repeat Chorus till song fades out]
Happy Freakin Holidays!!!!Ok now this was just too funny, yet frustrating!!! Being the holiday season and shit, I decided to "try" to build a gingerbread house with my daughter and my neice!!!! Now, bein a teacher and all you think i would have patience???? AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AH HAHAHAHAHA OMG I was so wrong!!! We got the house put all together, icing and all, when all at once, the house started to slip, candy fallin everywhere, Girls gigglin, and yet there i stand with mouth open in total disbelief!!!! We had icing in our hair, on our clothes!!!! Shit it was stuck everywhere, I was gettin pissed because the FLIPPIN HOUSE WOULD NOT STAY TOGETHER!!!!! As I went to get a towel to wipe up the mess, guess who decided to jump on the chair and start licking off the table???? MY FLIPPIN DOG!!!! Now she has icing all over her fur..... Sad to say the gingerbread house didnt survive!!! Kids are now all on a sugar high, and im literally stuck with icing in my hair..... Asked if I would do it again???? Ummmmmmmmmmm HELL Y
Losing Friends...it makes me sad to lose a friend....especially when you really enjoyed their company....i makes my heart drop.....i wish it didn't have to happen over a little misunderstanding....but i guess thats what happens when people don't understand each other...i'm really sorry and i just wish it didn't happen
Resignation LetterApparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
Dear Mr Pilgrim
As an employee of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and myself during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.
Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the
Geek Time - Platformerzz, Biatch.Im thinking XBOX 360's Too Human will rival PS2/3's God Of War/2. THuman will punch where it hurts most with their supposed rich and complex plot. (It's gonna be a 'Thinker', folks.) I remember reading about it in EGM...the plot seemed interesting, it is going to predate Norse Mythology or something...damn this brain of mine..Im hella slow. Oh yeah, and then there's Zelda...
What Neopagans BelieveWhat Neopagans Believe
or
Neopagan Polytheology 101
(Version 5.6.5)
Copyright © 1974, 2005 c.e., Isaac Bonewits
Introductory Warnings
I have rewritten this essay many times over the last thirty-plus years, both as “What (Do) Neopagans Believe(?)” and as “What (Do) Neopagan Druids Believe(?)” — the latter title because I wanted my tradition of Druidism to be rooted in those opinions held by most other Neopagans. While fully aware that there are some in the Neopagan community who resist vigorously any attempt to codify Neopagan beliefs, and that some Neopagans — and many Mesopagans — may disagree strongly with one or more of the following statements, I think it is an accurate synthesis of the majority view in the Neopagan movement. I am also making clear in this version what ideas Neopagans generally don’t believe, an increasingly important element in our interfaith dialogues with non-Pagans.
Clarifying our “doctrines” (the things we do and don’t believe) without descending
Well I Am GoodWELL I CAME TO SAY THANKS TO THE ONES THAT CAME BY TO READ WHAT I HAD WROTE EARLIER AND I AM GOOD NOW. I AM CALM NOW AND I AM GOING TO DO WHAT EVERYONE HAS TOLD ME DO AND I AM GOING TO REPORT THIS PERSON AND THEN I AM NOT GOING TO LET THIS PERSON IN MY HOME IN THE MORNING.
Age, The Internet, And Social WebsitesOK, I have been looking around this site (Cherry Tap) and I've noticed something....I am older than most everyone who is local (zipcode 60110). Now I have to wonder why this is? Is it just the social aspects of places like this or do most people in their 40's have more of an outside social life and don't use sites like this? Or some other reasons that I am frankly too lazy to think of right now.
I know that there are people of ALL ages who use the Internet for all sorts of reasons. Is there any research on how different age groups use the Internet? I am betting that those people who are much younger use sites lke this a lot more often than people closer to my age. Heck, the first computer that I remember using was a Tandy with a cassette tape player for data storage. I remember playing Pong as a kid and we had a Rotary dial phone. (And yes I am wearing bifocals, have been for years)
Anyway, this was just something I thought I'd write here. MAybe I'll post a few more thin
Lookin Back At Another Year PassedJANUARY
1. Did you have a new year's resolution this year?
yea..same thing every year...did i keep it??...nope
2. Who kissed you at midnight?
No one
4. Do you like hot chocolate?
Yes.
5. Have you ever been to Times Square to watch the ball drop?
No
FEBRUARY
1. Who was your Valentine?
no one
2. When you were little, did you buy valentines for your whole class?
Yea
3. Do you care if the groundhog sees its shadow or not?
no
MARCH
1. Are you Irish?
Yeppers
2. Do you wear green on St. Patty's Day?
Yes because I hate it when people pinch me.
3. What did you do for St. Patty's Day in 2006?
i worked..as usual
APRIL
1. Do you like the rain?
yes
2. Did you play an April fool's joke on anyone this year?
not that i remember
3. Do you get tons of candy on Easter?
not really
4. Do you celebrate 4/20?
no
MAY
1. What's your favorite kind of flower?
lilliacs
2. Do you like the spring?
i guess so
3. Finish the phrase "April s
Yeaaaaarrrghhh! The Pain!Can someone explain to me that, even though I knew that after taking my frozen pizza out of the oven that the toppings would be napalm level hot I still took a bite out of a piece anyway?
Why God why!?
Everyone!!!Hey all...I am having surgery tomorrow and will be in the hospital for about 2 days...dont know if i will be able to get on here for awhile...will be out for 6 weeks recouping...Wanted to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a great New Year!!!
My Girl MjbBIRTHDAY: January 11, 1971
BIGGEST SINGLE: "Be Without You" (2006)
BIGGEST LP: My Life (1994)
GRAMMY AWARDS: 3
"Everything's not about me. If it's relating to you, I could be singing about you. I could be singing about all of us, which I am." - Mary J. Blige
TIMELINE
Born in Atlanta on January 11, 1971, and raised in New York, Mary J. Blige has risen to the status of one of the most respected and acclaimed R&B and hip hop divas of the 90s. Mary's talent for success comes from her ability to blend pure R&B vocals, hip hop beats, and streetwise appearances - resulting in the tag, "Queen of Hip-Hop Soul."
12 albums from 1992 to present
I'm Gonna Telling Somebody..It started longer then I remember. The hand of love guided me on a path I thought was ok. The sleeping touching game, you play sleep and my hands roam. That lasted awhile until awareness taught that play was meant for kids and this was an adult game. I loved those that loved me and they would show me how love is shown. Teaching me how to love so well that it remains to this day. I was just a boy doing man things to woman that loved me because of.. No! wasn't an option because it felt good, why would I stop. Today I love well... Able to bring the joys that love taught. Learned some on my own. Yet my thirst isn't quenched. I know more about sex then I know about myself. What I know of me is I don't crave the sex. My orgasm has long been a secondary. My partner's pleasure has ruled. Not for the pleasure, but for the love. If I give u my pleasure, u will love me, please love me, you have to love me. The mind and heart of a boy. Still stuck in the reality of a man, Yes I was really molest
My Wish To You This Holiday Season. Cheers!Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith,
Another Paper Written For SchoolAnother assignment was to read "Dante's Inferno" and write our own journey in Hell using the concepts that Dante used. Well, you know me... my passion is music, so I wrote another paper based on music. My instructor liked it, so I was happy. Enjoy.
My Journey Through Hell
As I woke from a dream I realized I was in a forest, and a figure was standing above me. He said to me, "Come, we must go now." I recognized his voice, but my vision was still blurred from sleeping. He held out his hand to sturdy me as I rose to my feet. The sun was rising, and shone on his face. It was the face of Jim Morrison, the Lizard King. I could not believe who I was seeing because he had already gone on to the afterlife. He said to me, "Are you ready for your journey to Hell?" I realized I was about to embark on a ship leading to a place of eternal punishment. We would travel though a region of sadness, a region of the pleasure, and a region of tranquility.
Due to motion sickness, I had los
~~marines Are Hott~~Two things to know before you read below:
Marines are taught:
1) Keep your priorities in order and
2) Know when to act without hesitation.
A Marine was attending a college course between missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. The professor, an avowed atheist, shocked the class one day when he walked in, looked toward the ceiling, and said loudly, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent and the professor began his lecture. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God - still waiting." It got down to the last minute when the Marine stood up, walked toward the professor and threw his best punch knocking him off the platform and out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat down. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matt
My PoetrySOULS LAST SCREAM
From the darkened skies the ancient ons come down in a tide of blood
and lost sentiment emotions all turn to fear distant eyes stare at no where
souls that cry down the seraph song the angels cry the demons sing
the demons choir made of every souls last scream the ancient prophecy
of chaos and dread raining blood in our dreams minds forever tortured
by guilt of conscious in this reign of terror all Hans their heads and await
their doom when the world is gone forever the angels cry the demons
sing the demons choir made of your last scream....
THE TALES OF A SERIAL KILLER
What they found was quiet appalling the corpse was gutted and blood
was falling from fingertips grazing the ground it took two weeks before
the body was found hung by the feet inverted like the cross carved in her
flesh could not erase the site from memory it was too hard the inverted
cross was his calling card the second victim was much more severe
severed head and blood ever
Sweet Dreams EveryoneSending My Wishes for Sweet dreams for you all ..
Have a Most Wonderful Tomorrow . *Hugs* Wendy
I Saw Myself Through His EyesFor so long all i could see
Was the image mankind reflected back to me
Nothing special, not pretty at all
Sometimes too short, at others too tall
I could not measure up to what i saw
No not a beauty-not at all
Sometimess too fat, sometimes too thin
Not even content with the color of my skin
But then i saw myself through his eyes
A beauty to behold, just the perfect size
Not a blemish or spot to mar me
He created me so perfectly.
There's nothing wrong with the way i am
I am Valuable-a rare gem
A woman beautiful in his sight
A woman special in her own right
His Creation-one to behold
Made from his perfect mold
And here i stand proud to be
The woman he formed in me
Yes i saw myself through his eyes
A beauty to behold, just the perfect size
Not a blemish or spot to mar me
He created me so perfectly.
Can Anyone Help Me?how do i morph photo's on my profile would like som help or if u know someone that can do it for me
also please come by and rate my profiile and rate pictures and i will do the same for u when i have the time=)
thank you kindly
Attention Walmart Shoppers...Saw this on a bulletin this evening, loved it so much Im sharing with you all :) Enjoy!!
~~Melissa~~
Attention Walmart shoppers....
A man was in a long line at Walmart. As he got to the register he
realized
he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she
could
have some brought up to the register.
She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't
know.
She asked him to drop his pants.
He did.
She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the
intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of
us,
was
up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the
checker
that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have
some
brought to the register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked
him
to drop his pants.
He did.
She gave him a quick feel, picked up
A Paper I Had To Write For SchoolThis semester I had to read some Native American creation stories in an American Literature class. After reading them, we were assigned to write our own creation story based on the conventions that the Native Americans used... in mine I used good vs. evil, supernaturalism, and animals. I got an "A" for it. Enjoy.....
The Creation of Music
In the beginning was the Spirit in the Sky, a creator of all marvelous things. He handcrafted the world and the animals to inhabit it. The sun, moon, and stars enveloped the Earth. He created two children for companionship – the eldest with good intentions, and the younger with wicked. The Spirit in the Sky named his children Elvis (eldest) and Ozzy (youngest). He gave his sons dominion over the inhabitants of the Earth and commanded them to dwell there. Upon their departure, he secretly advised his youngest, "Carry on my wayward son. There will be peace when you are done."
Earth was not populated with human beings; the
Defining Pagan LeadershipDefining Pagan Leadership
(Version 2.1)
Copyright © 1997, 2005 c.e., Isaac Bonewits
I am so tired of people in our community calling themselves “leaders” when they have a “following” of six or ten people at most, or who claim to be the “Queens” or “Kings” of imaginary Ancient Secret Traditions, the existence of which they can’t, naturally, provide any evidence to support (or it wouldn’t be a secret anymore). Apparently, if someone has a Polish or Swiss last name, and they write a book about Polish or Swiss Witchcraft, we are expected to swallow their claims of expertise and authority, and acclaim them as Pagan leaders.
Granted, I’m a curmudgeon, but I’d like to see the term “Pagan leader” limited to people (a) over 35 with (b) at least ten years of leadership involving (c) publicly countable heads in the 100+ numbers, and (d) a track record of sane, sensible and successful public relations and educational work with the general public.
In other words, experience (not just int
You Did It.....Love My Words
WE WON BY 399 VOTES
THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT..AS I SPEAK IM REPAYING SOME OF MY DEBIT HERE....
KISSES TO ALL YER FINGERS I KNOW THEY HURT!!!
Can I Ask Everyone Something?What song are you listening to right now? Do you love it or hate it, and why? (I hope Im allowed to do this on a blog...!!)
The Advanced Bonewits’ Cult Danger EvaluationThe Advanced Bonewits’ Cult Danger Evaluation
(Version 2.6)
Copyright © 1979, 2001, 2004 c.e., Isaac Bonewits
Introduction
Events in the last several decades have clearly indicated just how dangerous some religious and secular groups (usually called “cults” by those opposed to them) can be to their own members as well as to anyone else whom they can influence. “Brainwashing,” beatings, child abuse, rapes, murders, mass suicides, military drilling and gunrunning, meddling in civil governments, international terrorism, and other crimes have been charged against leaders and members of many groups, and in far too many cases those accusations have been correct. None of this has been very surprising to historians of religion or to other scholars of what are usually labled “new” religions (no matter how old they may be in their cultures of origin). Minority groups, especially religious ones, are often accused of crimes by members of the current majority. In many ways, for example, th
I Can't StopTag?
Label?
The hand holding the tag attempting to label me will be promptly bitten off at the wrist, and immediately swallowed whole. Once it hits my stomach acid, it will instantly convert to noxious methane gas. At which point I will proceed to pass wind in the general vicinity of the recent amputee.
I've Been Back..I have been back for a little while now...but I just have been busy. I got some perdyful decorations put up in my livingroom for christmas. I'll get pictures as soon as my usb cable comes..though I'll see how they come out on my cell phone.
Note to self Don't give Ryder(one of my cats) catnip - he ends up being faster than speedy gonzalez! silly cat got his head through the loop of a shopping bag....and was running around the house like a loonie - the bag had christmas pressies for a friend of mines doggie....the only thing good about it....was i got the best laugh i've had in a very long while...
How Many Of You Can......How many of you can take a walk in the middle of December with no jacket on??? Took a walk a little while ago and it was an awesome night.... just a slight sprinkle, but it soon quit.... very nice night out tonight!
The Lost RoomI just watched the last installment of 'The Lost Room' on the SciFI channel and I have to say that I've really, really enjoyed it over these last three nights. It is slightly surreal, occult fantasy kind of stuff, centering on a motel room that exists outside of reality and the objects that were removed from it.
There is a bit of secret society stuff around the objects themselves and an involving backstory as to what the hell the room is and what the objects themselves do (they each seem to have weird powers). They leave it a tad open ended (as seems to be the way of mini-series these days, the constant fly-fishing of the networks looking for enough interest to generate a full series), but it stands strongly enough on its own.
SciFI will re-air the entire 6 hours on Sunday so I strongly suggest checking your local schedules and setting your DVRs or VCRs to record on that day if the show sounds interesting to you at all. (oh and it stars Peter Krause of Six Feet Under if you are
First PostOK, this is my first ever blog post. And why is my blog called View from the wrong side of the screen? I think it is mostly because I could not think of anything better and this seemed like kind of a cool name. Also I am looking at things from my point of view, which is form the wrong way around to everyone else, hence the wrong side of the screen.
Not too sure how often I'll post any random thoughts here, but we'll see. Maybe I'll be able to use this to help get myself into the 21st century!
My New PoemWhy is it that we do the things we do
Is it because we’re jealous and live our life’s with hate
Is it because we forget to think and learn from our mistakes
Why do people judge everyone even those that they don’t know
Guys see a girl walking down the street and just assume that she’s a hoe
Why can’t we all just be happy for one another
Live, love ,and laugh that is just hatred undercover
Why do we put ourselves through depression and despair
Why do we listen to others when they don’t really care
We put ourselves in agony when others let us down
Why do we depend on them when they just make us frown
Hatred is a dirty word that I really don’t like to use
But when you have been hurt as bad as I
There is no other word to abuse
The First Of My Sad Poetry Attempts... Be KindI am alone,
The way I’ve always been with all that isolation can bring
With only the comfort of a happy thought or a song I could sing
I am alone
I stand against a sea of troubles, a storm of strife
And although I may contemplate, I am too strong to go the way of the knife.
Alone I must raise my son
No one else has the obligation nor the drive to do so but me
I will teach him all I know
I just hope all I know is enough to be
I do not wish him to go through the things I have
Or do the things I have done
But I fear the sins of the father may be passed on to the son
I am alone
Truly alone make no mistake
It’s true in every relationship I partake
No one has ever been there in my life
No one would live there with me
To feel my pain and to help struggle with my strife
So if someone should give me change to use the phone
To call someone who cares, I have none to call
No one who cares…
For I am alone
MenWhy do they make things hurt so much. . . .
My First Mumms Experience :(ok so i am so pissed off & hurt that ppl just decided to fling abuse at me because i decided to do a mum (and my first one at that) about this whole new vic cherrytap pay by the month idea and becasue others have donw one i shouldnt - like why is it such a crime, i dont really give a rats ass if 100 ppl have done it I WANTED TO DO ONE and hear what ppl on my friends list wanted to say
MusicoveryHey, check out this cool site:
http://www.musicovery.com/index.php?ct=us
It lets you select your current mood on a diagram, and then it streams music to you that matches your mood. Mood changes? Click it again!
It's really neat.
New At Thishey all, i am new at this and if anyone has any pointers please let me know!!! hope everyone has a happy holiday............................
Christmas At A Gas StationChristmas At The Gas Station
The old man sat in his gas station on a cold Christmas Eve. He hadn't been anywhere in years since his wife had passed away. It was just another day to him. He didn't hate Christmas, just couldn't find a reason to celebrate. He was sitting there looking at the snow that had been falling for the last hour and wondering what it was all about when the door opened and a homeless man stepped through.
Instead of throwing the man out, Old George as he was known by his customers, told the man to come and sit by the heater and warm up. "Thank you, but I don't mean to intrude," said the stranger. "I see you're busy, I'll just go." "Not without something hot in your belly." George said.
He turned and opened a wide mouth Thermos and handed it to the stranger. "It ain't much, but it's hot and tasty, "Stew ... made it myself. When you're done, there's coffee and it's fresh."
Just at that moment he heard the "ding" of the driveway bell. "Excuse me, be right
That Was Nice. Mmm.....milk.I just woke up from a nap. i didnt even even know i dozed off. turns out ive been asleep a couple hours.lol. I'm an insomniac so i dont usually dont go to bed seriously until like the early morning hours. First thing i craved milk when i woke up (i tend to do that) and on top of that like nearly all americans waking up meant also needing to piss like a racehorse :-P
Im surprised the bf hasnt called yet. well it is only 11. he likes to call really late so id give it a couple hours. We'd talk about an hour and 1/2 on the phone then before nearly passing out i tell him i gotta go. lol. well thats all. done typing gonna go browse around Tap a while.
Things That Make U Go Hmmmm....~Can you cry under water?
~How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
~Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
~Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
~Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
~What disease did cured ham actually have?
~How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
~Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
~If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
~Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
~Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
~Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
Me And Myself In A Time Long AgoLaughing inside as I watched it go away
The life I had but never grasped
Turning it around was a chore in itself
Leaving some hurt and others broken
Selfishness plays a game within my daily activities
Distrust has ripped at my soul
Pity to who wants this
Shame for letting myself go,
Ignorance
Sickness
Jealousy
Blankness
Summing me up as a whole
Attention LadiesCutest Painted nails or toes contest
all comments and rates count
starts this friday ends next friday
There Will be first, second and thrid place winners
send a link to ur pic to Maria
~Maria~ ~Please rate my pics a 10~@ CherryTAP
Um.....WERE'S THE PARTY AT?????????????
Told Secretswe all have secrets
we all have ghosts
should these things be aired?
by people other than yourself?
i think not
does a so called friend
have the right
to tell your secrets
i think not
that would make them
not a true friend
not really!
it makes you feel
screwed over, hurt
lied to, and most of all
used
anyone have any comments on how to deal with this? let me know!!!!
♥ Funnt Joke ♥Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of
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He's My Man. Nuff Saidwhy do all the girls want my man? why are they
desperate for him to break up with me? why do
they want him all to theirselves? i thought they
were my friends? are they just using me to get
closer to my man? i think so. better yet i know
so. why the hell would you sneak around my back
flriting with my man with your jealous intentions
why wont you just tell me to my face that you
have feelings for him. so i can tell you that
our love is real and will never die. why do you
got to be scared of me and hide it? why not tell
me so that i can tell you that he's mine and will
never be yours? or do you just want to hold onto
that little false hope that you have that maybe
one day he will be yours? well sorry girls you
can't have my man. we love each other. we have
been together for a long time. so just stop.
just back off now before your feelings get hurt.
he's mine and always be mine. be jealous. ;]
kthnx.
if there are any problems with this.
ill be happy to clear them
To Stand Your Own WatchA Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,
I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.
My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,
My daughter beside me, angelic in rest.
Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,
Transforming the yard to a winter delight.
The sparkling lights in the tree I believe,
Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.
My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,
Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep.
In perfect contentment, or so it would seem,
So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.
The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near,
But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear.
Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the
sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.
My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear,
And I crept to the door just to see who was near.
Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,
A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.
A soldier, I puzzled,
I Just Dun Know Anymoreok i dun know what to do anymore....no matter how hard i try..its never good enough....i put muh feelings out on the line way way to many times....i cant take it anymore.......i fell for this one guy...dun get me wrong he is a great person...but when it comes to relationship...no offence..but u suck....and yeah....but now i met this really really great guy...and im falling in love with him....but im scared....i rreally love him.....and i know that he has sum of the same feelings for me....but were soo far away....im afraid that things are gunna go wrong...n sumthin will ruin us....im scared....i dun wanna get hurt..but worst of all i dun wanna hurt him....hes the best thing in muh life....the only thing that seems to be going right.....but whats gunna happen if things dun work the way i want them too....ima fee like a jackass.....puttin muh feelings aside...i dun wanna hurt him....hes such a great guy....and he deserves the best....and i want to give him the best. but what if i cnat...
A JokeAn old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.
The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 68.
His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.
Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had the bastard buried upside do
Space And TimeStepping in the direction of a lost thought. I dunno what to really embark on with these words im jotting, so im just gonna ramble on and vaigly bring up topics of dission and or...talking points. Spots where you can take a breath while reading these words, capitols and vowls all alike....there all here. No true update to give to you the people of the internet' life as a working slave to the dying company of a big red fox is going about the same as it has, and it will. I need to go and hit the streets like a sweeper and pound that payment for apps. (And i think to myself now that i type the stuff of importince or matter if you will, you the target croud' miss this the useless babbel..but i digress.) did about 90% of the shopping that one must do if they do the whole "x-mas" thing' getting my christ' on. Not to much else to say' people out there stay trill and stay real' cruch.
Total Unrelated FabricationWhen you said the words
That I wanted to hear
The only thing it changed
Was your atmosphere
Nothing matters to me
Perhaps I’m grown
I tasted things
Because of you
But now I want
Something different to do
The past remains
A sunspot in my mind
I hear my soul
Not your control
Interruptions fill my day
But never lead me away
From where I’ve flown
I realize my hungry eyes
Are forever looking
For a meal
I see a snack
And pull it back
I hope that it is real
Jaded and frustrated
Do not define me
More solo and obligated
To whom I need to be
The future is
Still uncertain
I understand I am
The person
That left me far behind
Just remember
Never mind
All you need to know
Is I am more than fine
Hot!Today is my First Album.
I am new at this.
Anyone can give me a hang out.
Anyone can be my friend.
I am nice. Nice person to talk to.
Nice person to hang out with.
BlahTime ticks away I can see the last drop of hope fall and hit the floor I am but a molecule of dust in this churning world of darkness and despair
The sun disappeared behind a thick and hazy red cloud
The earth has opened up and from within its depths
I can hear the cries
Cries from the Souls who have lost their bodies along the way,
Lost their path,
Lost their light.
I turn but to see the creature itself
Hinged within the perfect balance of life
Picking and choosing
Placing and throwing
No care
No emotion
No fate for him
Condomsman walks up to register to buy condoms,asks how much they are?
cashier tells him $3.50 plus tax.
man yells "tax, i thought they stayed on by themselves" lol
Nascar Because Baseball,football,7basketball Only Require One BallDUMBO IS A GREAT LITTLE ELEPHANT,I ALWAYS HAD A LOT OF RESPECT FOR HIM AND THAT LITTLE MOUSE.Hear you have a runt of an elephant that had so much talent shoved in him,for whatever reason but was scared to death.And then comes that magic feather and solves all his problems.
Im not gonna sit here and compare myself to an elephant,that would just sound plain queer.Why couldnt he be a runt dragon with a magic harley,then at least i would sound cool.
i used to run my cars back home at a dragstrip, if you couldnt get that monster shut down your going of a cliff.A buddy of mines dad had a hot little pro stock mustang, that car was the first car i saw do a wheelstand.My buddies dad was diognosed with cancer about 3 weeks before this event.Anyway he lined up to the christmas tree,it hit green and he stood that mustang up at a 90 degree angle,i swear you could hear the chassis crack,he ran like a 5.60 ET.I stood at the fence and waited for his chute to open but
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The Farmer, The Nagging Wife And The MileFarmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field plowing. One day when he was out in the field, Jake's wife brought his lunch to him.
Then she stayed while he quietly ate and berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Jake's old mule kicked up his back legs, striking the wife in the head, and killing her instantly.
At the wake, Jake's minister noticed that when the women offered sympathy to Jake he would nod his head up and down. But when the men came up and spoke quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to side.
When the wake was over and all the mourners had left, the minister approached Jake and asked, "Why was it that you nodded your head up and down to all the women and shook your head from side to side to all the men?"
"Well," Jake replied, "The women all said how nice she looked, and her dress was so pretty, so I agreed by nodding my head up and down. Th
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These Three FriendsThese three friends went on vacation together. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing -- hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I just watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," He said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what ha
Donkey & A RoosterIf you had a donkey and I had a rooster and your donkey ate the legs off my rooster, what would you have? .........two feet of my cock in your ass!!
Eye Of The BeholderDUMBO IS A GREAT LITTLE ELEPHANT,I ALWAYS HAD A LOT OF RESPECT FOR HIM AND THAT LITTLE MOUSE.Hear you have a runt of an elephant that had so much talent shoved in him,for whatever reason but was scared to death.And then comes that magic feather and solves all his problems.
Im not gonna sit here and compare myself to an elephant,that would just sound plain queer.Why couldnt he be a runt dragon with a magic harley,then at least i would sound cool.
i used to run my cars back home at a dragstrip, if you couldnt get that monster shut down your going of a cliff.A buddy of mines dad had a hot little pro stock mustang, that car was the first car i saw do a wheelstand.My buddies dad was diognosed with cancer about 3 weeks before this event.Anyway he lined up to the christmas tree,it hit green and he stood that mustang up at a 90 degree angle,i swear you could hear the chassis crack,he ran like a 5.60 ET.I stood at the fence and waited for his chute to open but
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The 13th ~ New Baby Niece.I have in the past few days been rather bored
I've only had a few hours of school because of midterms and no real homework besides to study, which god knows I can't do any more of. So basically, I've had nearly nothing to do. This confuses me because normally I become more busy around this time of year.. it is the christmas season and usually people are crawling over me to try and spend time with me. other than that things are quite normal. The inner child within me can't wait to go to my family's christmas eve celebration and see what I have under the christmas tree from santa this year. I also think I am excited this year because I'm having a christmas party with all my friends for christmas.. and I think I'm to spend most of the christmas holiday with a boy, and my new niece! [my brother's wife just had a baby and she's so adorable!] Her name is Alexis, and I'm going to just smother her with love. Anyways, I hope everyone's christmas is merry and bright. love, Janina
Just Thinking And WonderingYou know i have been thinking .... guys this might offend you in some way i am sorry just ranting .... why is it the first time u meet a guy and omg they are like the perfect person in every way sweet caring and everything but after they get what they want boom just like that they change ... they try to hide it and cover it up ... guess what boys i see through it .. so yeah if u r just wanting me for viewing pleasure get the fuck out of my life i dont need it .... for the other who are wanting to know me and wanting to love me for me hell yeah u r more than welcome....ooo another one ... a guy meets u and think u r great and beautifuland then they find another piece of ass like 10 times better and then they have nothing to do wit you.... maybe i am just like thinking about stuff that dosent happen but i am sorry i cant help but wonder when a guy tells u they love u just dont turn around and have another chick on the side sayin the same things to..... for the boys out there be a fucking
Fucking Liars!OK, so it's no secret. For those that know me a lot or even just a little bit - I HATE LIARS!! What the fuck is the point of lying? Don't you fucking liars ever get sick of having to think up "new" lies to tell? Don't you ever get sick of not being trusted? Do you ever feel bad for all the lies you tell?
GRRRR!
Christmas AngelWhen four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the
Very Important About Atm MachinePIN NUMBER REVERSAL (GOOD TO KNOW)
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Fun Survey1. What is your best friend's grandma's name?
-for some reason, I don't know. And I really should.
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a birthmark?
-my lower back
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
-hmm...Mr. Smith was pretty hot when I was in 7th grade.
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
-yup
5. What body part do you wash first?
-my face
6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?
-only if it's really gross
7. What's the strangest talent you have?
-nothing really, I'm lame
8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
-innie
9. What's your favorite flavored pringle?
-regular
10. Have you ever been tied up?
-yes
11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
-oh man...talking back I think and I was like 12
12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
-both lol
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
-yes
14. How many times have you been cussed out?
-a few
15. Which shoe do you put on
IllinoisI'll be home on the 22nd to the 27th of this month........happy holidays cherrytap
Cumming In BucketsI've always half wondered what that meant. I mean, I've seen the Peter North films and figured, "wow, that guy is talented."
Well, the other night I was playing around and playing around and playing around some more. I decided it was time to finish off, and when I did, it nearly put old Peter to shame. I should have video taped it.
Wed 13th Dec 2006 Now 1015 PmWELL THANKS AGAIN ALL THE CT PEEPS..
THANKS FOR THE NEW FRIENDS AND SHARING THEIR PICS WITHTHE WORLD AND ME......
YOU ALL HAVE A SAFE NIGHT AND WE WILL SEE YA IN THE AM ....
HAVE HAD A WONDERFUL DAY ON CT... MET ALOT OF NICE PEOPLE TODAY....LOV AND PEACE OVER AND OUT TIMOTHY
Another PoemA Soldier's Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,
I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.
My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,
my daughter beside me, angelic in rest.
Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,
Transforming the yard to a winter delight.
The sparkling lights in the tree, I believe,
Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.
My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,
Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep
in perfect contentment, or so it would seem.
So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.
The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near,
But I opened my eye when it tickled my ear.
Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know,
Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.
My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear,
and I crept to the door just to see who was near.
Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,
A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.
A soldier, I puzzled,
It Is The End..............TheRH@ CherryTAP
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PoemTWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
HE LIVED ALL ALONE,
IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF
PLASTER AND STONE.
I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY
WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE,
AND TO SEE JUST WHO
IN THIS HOME DID LIVE.
I LOOKED ALL ABOUT,
A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE,
NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS,
NOT EVEN A TREE.
NO STOCKING BY MANTLE,
JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND,
ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES
OF FAR DISTANT LANDS.
WITH MEDALS AND BADGES,
AWARDS OF ALL KINDS,
A SOBER THOUGHT
CAME THROUGH MY MIND.
FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT,
IT WAS DARK AND DREARY,
I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER,
ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY.
THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING,
SILENT, ALONE,
CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR
IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME.
THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE,
THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER,
NOT HOW I PICTURED
A UNITED STATES SOLDIER.
WAS THIS THE HERO
OF WHOM I'D JUST READ?
CURLED UP ON A PONCHO,
THE FLOOR FOR A BED?
I REALIZED THE FAMILIES
THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT,
OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS
WHO WERE WIL
Heyhow r my friends doing? all ya been good?
are u all sexy? all u hot?
Hearing LossA man feared his wife was not hearing as well as she used to, and he thought she might need a hearing aid.
Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.
The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
"Here's what you do," said the doctor. "Stand about 40 feet away from her and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears
you.
If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den.
He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away. Let's see what happens."
>>In a normal tone he asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
No response.
So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife, and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 2
To My Lovers And My Hatersthis is for everyone who believe in me and
doesn't believe in me. because i need you both
to succeed in life. I need those of you who think
i can achieve my goals in life. to keep pushing
me forward. to help me strive to be the best
person i can be. and that i should never let
myself down because i know i have the potential.
also this is for those people who wish me the
worst in life. i thank you for being there for me
only because when you think i can't do something.
i strive to achieve it just to prove your ass wrong.
because i know i can work hard and with you wishing
the worst for me. i thank you for that extra push
forward because then i can see why i need to achieve.
QuizYou scored as Soft. You are nice and soft, you love everyone and everyone loves you, while you are fiery or too exciting, you are always pleasant.Soft100%Wet69%Hot63%Exciting44%Sweet38%Shy13%Awkward6%Violent0%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com
Run Down Burnt Out So Done And I've Just BegunI’m not real I’m just here to provide you with a bit of fun
I’m not real I’m just here to make you tired as you watch me
Run run run run
Down
Running down
Shutting down
Falling down
Laughing as I drown
Laughed at by a clown
Groping for an answer
Getting fistfuls of doubt
I’m not real I’m just here to amuse you as I squirm
I’m not real I’m just here to give you warmth as I
Burn burn burn burn
Out
Burning out
Blacking out
Snuffed out
Turning out for the parade
Turning into a good slave
I feel so repaid
As you piss upon my grave
I’m not real I’m just here to give you light as I glow
I’m not real if you really want me gone then make it
So so so so
Done
So done
Undone
Redone
Hiding from the sun
Crushed under a collapsed lung
Repay the love
Of a bitch-slapped runt
Retreat hastily to the last bastion of safety
Doping up on apathy inviting you to rape me
Encourage you to hate me, you cannot fucking break me
I’m demolished and rebuilt before yo
♥ I'm Passionate ♥You Are 72% Passionate, 28% Compassionate
You are very passionate, especially when it comes to love.
In fact, it's sometimes difficult for you to tell between love and lust.
You jump in head first, and figure things out later... usually when it's all over!
Is Your Love Style Passionate or Compassionate?
Locked UpP Styles]
Locked up, they won't let me out,
And I had a long day in court shit stressed me out,
Won't gimme the bail they can't get me out,
Now I'm headed to the county,
Gotta do a bid here, im used to living luxurous,
I don't wana live here, the walls is gray the clothes is orange,
The phones is broke, the food is garbage,
A lot a niggas is livin with these circumstances,
SP's the same i still murk ya manz'z ,
Drug money to rap money work advances,
Niggas ran and told that i shoulda murked to kansas,
Niga got popped for a murda attempt,
Knocked me on d block when i was burning the hemph,
Had a brick in the stash hope they don't take to a further extent,
Locked up and they wont let me out,
When i hit my cell block, niggas know to get me out.
[AKON]
Im steady tryna find the motive,
Why do what i do,
Freedom aint gettin no closer,
No matter how far i go,
My car is stolen,(stolen) no registration,(registration)
Cops patroling, and now they done stop me,
And i get
I BelieveI believe - . . . that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do.
> > I believe - . . . that we don't have to change friends if we understand
> >that friends change.
> > I believe - ....that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.
> > I believe - . . . that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love.
> > I believe - . . . that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.
> > I believe - . . . that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.
> > I believe - . . . that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.
> > I believe - . . . that you can keep going long after you think you can't.
> > I believe - . . . that we are responsible
♥ My Intuition ♥You Are 92% Intuitive
Your intuition is so spot on it's scary!
You can learn a lot about people and situations, simply by listening to your gut.
And you've even wondered if you can predict the future at times.
Just be sure not to always listen to your intuition... someday it could be wrong!
How Intuitive Are You?
Today Wasn't So Goodtoday i had a stiff neck. so i had to sit out
of swimming practice. and my coach got really
angry with me because he wants me to get better.
even though i didn't have anything to do with my
stiff neck he thought so. and then when i tried
to swim someone kicked me in my neck. which did
not make it any better. so i was told to get
dressed and sit on the side. which made me cry
because swimming is my life. i love it its the
only thing that keeps me going. my coach didn't
understand i guess. but i swear i will make him
understand, and make him tell me im good because
i know i have potential. i know i can. even though
my neck still hurts lets see what happens to me
tomaro. thanks for reading guys!!
love you guys!
♥ ♥ ♥
What Now!!!!This is turning into quite a month for me! Lessons are coming at me, left and right.
I hate it when I get calls from the police or the sheriff's department! It means one of the teenagers has probably done something they shouldn't have. Diplomatic way of putting it, you think?
Middle grandson Tim, just about a week away from his 16th birthday, decided to visit a house in town with one of his friends. This particular house was raided this afternoon - a drug raid - while he and his friend sat there! Guns were drawn, kids flat to the floor, handcuffed - the sort of thing you see on Cops! What do you know, the little shit had marijuana in his pocket, surprise, surprise!!! So, I became the happy recipient of the Sheriff's Department call, telling me to come and get my little darling.
Luckily, he was cooperative. He'll be referred to Human Services, put on probation of sorts, and woe unto him if he steps one little piggy-toe out of line in any way.
He should know better. He has se
Argggsooooooo bored-anyone wanna help????
Vicious (the After Party)Bodily remains are dropped at feet
This is the beginning of the aftermath party
Discard the skulls but keep the teeth
Light the fire to cook the meat
Everyone fits into some category
The bled, the bleeding, and those about to bleed
Rotting entrails line the street
Scum choke on a stench that I think is sweet
Emptiness consumes me
So I fill up on pieces of your body
You will be my devouree
Surging urge depraved priority
SEARING FLESH
I BURN THE WRETCH
PLAY WITH THE MESS
OF YOUR SLOPPY DEATH
Skewer you from ass to mouth
You’re the centerpiece of a cannibal’s cookout
Impatiently my vision clouds
As you spin on the rotisserie round and round
You give me strength when I’m filled with doubt
You lift me up when I’m on the ground
Your body serves me so beautifully
You’ll live forever in your sacrificial glory
PEELING FLESH
GOES IN MY MOUTH
YOU WERE THE BEST
NOW WHO THE FUCK IS NEXT?
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To The Women Who Work In My Office... I Hate YouGirl with the bright blonde weave who works in reception- I don’t know how you got your job, you are so uneducated it makes me sick. Did you graduate grammar school? I think I would respect you more if the answer to that is no. I want to throw a rock at your face every time I walk by when you are answering the phone and you say something like “who you callin’ for?” or “he in a meetin’ right now” or my personal favorite, “who this is?” I bet the people on the other end of the phone want to throw a rock at your face too. I also can’t stand when I get message notes from you that are written like so: Mr. Smith called hes wanting to kno wen he shuld ecspect the letter of aprovle. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? It amazes me that the only two things in your job description are answering phones and taking phone messages and you can’t do either of those things!
Tall girl in design with the short brown hair- You have horrendous body odor! I’m not talking a little stench here and there I am talking every
A Loooong One I Stole From Wimsey! Hehe---------------LAST PERSON WHO--------------
x. Slept in your bed: My husband and I. Now, if you're talking about someone who wasn't necessarily SUPPOSED to be there...? :-D
x. Saw you cry: I try to avoid that at all costs!
x. Made you cry: Probably had a penis.
x. You shared a drink with: My kids wipe me out constantly!
x. You went to the movies: My family!
x. You went to the mall with: My 15 yo son.
x. Yelled at you: Had to be either my hubby or one of my kids. I don't get out much. LOL
x. Sent you an email: CherryTap! ROFLMAO
-----------------HAVE YOU EVER---------------
x. Have you ever liked someone who hadn't like you?: LOL...welcome to my entire youth!
x. Said "I Love You" and meant it? Yes
x. Gotten in a fight with your pet: Yeah, but I always win. I'm the MOM! hehe
x. Been to California: Yes
x. Been to Hawaii: Nope.
x. Been to Mexico: Nope.
x. Been to China: No
x. Been to Canada: Nope...ya know, for someone who has been a few
Naw !!!Really I wanted to see who my real friends are on here.I am going to deleat people by this weekend though. If we have shared a comment or two the chances are you will stay. If not BYE !!
Help!hey everyone i need your help trying to move up a level rate me, fan me, friend me
Him FansHIM Fans rock, I should add all of them to my family list huh? WOOHOO!
Deleting PeopleI really enjoy ct and I try every day to send a few things out to some one new and to my friends,But I am finding people friend me and then i never hear from them again I dont nee alot of friends that I don't hear from but I do want friends that can drop me a line every few weeks. So if I do end up deleting you don't take in personall.
And I also don't give out my home phone number or call others if I have talked to you once.
Now Thats A SurpriseI remember someone off here.. She was a model .. gave me her yahoo and aim. We talked when she wasn't studying so hard.
And I wished her get well when she celebrated getting an "A" on a law paper.
She danced in the rain and hit her head on her pourch.
Today.. she posts her cell number.. we talked for an hour or more.
Yep , she's a model , law student, and med student.
and ..
gasp!
R E A L!
Real women don't wear flipflops at the supermarket.
hahhahhaha
She always was.. :P
and still is my friend even though it took her a week to remember my name :P hehhehe
something for ya to remember .. :P
Happy Holiday's
Wed.13th, 2006 Now Its 9 PmBEEN A GREAT DAY MET NEW FRIENDS ...
THANKS TO ALL THE CT PEEPS FOR JOINING TODAY
I AM A LATE NIGHTER SO I WILL BE ON AWHILE...
KEEP EM COMING AND HAPPY CHERRY HOLIDAYS TO ALL
Guy Rules1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
8:
Xmaswell todays the 13th and that means there what like 11 or 12 days till christmas well hope every one has a great fucking holiday shit u kno wit the new year and all to
PetulancePetulance
When did you it become okay?
The anger, the tantrums, the walking away
When communication ceases to exist
Scornful words dig and persist
Allowing wounds to continually bleed
Without a care, just turn a leave
Leaving hearts cold
Forgiveness in this case too bold
You chose the path you take
But instead it is someone else’s mistake
Be a Man, stand tall
Accept your actions once and for all
Empty your words have become
I can no longer be the one
Who sits by and waits for you see
The life it was supposed to be
Looking back it was never really there
I pretended to know to care
I choose a path so wrong for me
Time for me to be free
I lack the desire to fight
Nothing will ever be right
I will be yours eternally
Forever and a day you say
Petulance will not help
You can scream and yelp
Blinder off I must go!
I am done with it all
Onward...
©Written by LG 2006
Laying Here Close To Death!!!! Not Really, But Ya Know!!!Friends, it is official! I have the flu and I wish it would fly. I am sicker than hell, and needing some encouragement. Reply to this blog and tell me what your favorite color is and your idea of the perfect date. Come on ya'll. Help a girl pass the time of being puney and icky!!!!
Another ContestOk I am in another contest as well I know for sure I am not going to win this but I am going to try lol
More Updatez On MeWell after I wrote that poem I am ok and fine.. NO I did not have a fat head break down.. I don't wont one and that is going to wait long long time.. lol.. I am feeling a little better feeling having a headache and I am way to damn tired. I am usually up all night long but I could not sleep.. I am just tired of drama that rolls around and starting fucking shit here.. I don't like drama and I can not stand people who talk back to my grandma.. Grandma is really sick and she is dying and all people fucking do is yell at her.. Well I don't do that now more and than god.. Well give you more updates on me ok..
Rules For SexRULES FOR GUYS
1. NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A properly passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.
2. BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.
3. NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.
4. SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. (This may vary from girl to girl).
5. BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples,
UntitledBlissfull Sleeping, Joyous Leaping,
Loves in season, and I'm fiending.
I'm ready to elope, so what's the scope?
I'll say yes at best, but she sez nope.
Dang you cuss, where is your trust?
What's happened to us? that's enough.
Its enough to make you say whats the use. then she wears a skirt, and we're back to work.
Kisses on lips, touching of fingertips
You'll miss the lovemaking only if you dip.
Lintuous touch, lust corrupts
Its more i'll fuss, incredible stuff.
Check yourself, you'll wreck yourself,.
you tryin to get me, but you'll get yourself.. I'm a romance pusher.yeah boy she's a looker. you know she's a hooker, like Chuckie Booker.
Oh? How would I know? You can ask Joe.
If you got that cash she can make it last.
Even myself, I had to rise above her
I had to cut her, and run for some cover.
She told me she loved me, but when it was over
I peeked over my shoulder, her smile grew colder
thus grew her fame, a lustful game
everything to lose, nothing to gain.
PoetrySilly Wizard
Air
to the east...
glittering
golden
yellow
glow...
Fire
to the south...
brilliant
crimson
radiant flow...
Water
to the west...
transforming
shapeshifting
healing
blue...
Earth
to the north...
lavish
green
moss with dew...
Chris Leveroni
12/13/06
Hand Of TrustHand of Trust
Close now your eyes and see this view
Imagine me, imagining you
Stature tall, engaging its true
Fluidly moving to the tune that you groove
Large, long fingers, nailed longer on one
Callused and toughened by bass strings play
Watch these hands move in the most amazing way
Firm yet gentle is the caress
Stroking, calming away all unrest
Worshiping and altering to smooth away
Strongly gripping notion bold
Stroking hair with a tug, tug, tug
Lifting the soul, floating on air
Gently transported arrival unto cups-like forms
Landing place secures faith
Hold onto thee for no wall be
Totally filled with blissfulness
Souls lighter than air
Place in tender, loving care of the One who put it there
Molding, sculpting, transformations
Rugged, velvet smooth clutch
Trailing vapors of desire
Chanting motions to treasure
Awakening scenes assured pleasure
Linger this touch needing so much
Feeling flesh burn and tingle
Aura’s mingle and dance
Exploring
Tracing
Single Vs. NotHmmmmmm.....just lighter mood.... lol
Things I enjoy about being single........
1. No complaining about about my clothes or shoes lying around the house.
2. Channel surf as much as I want!! Even have two TVs going at the same time as I go from room to room I can listen/watch what I want!
3. Play my music as loud as I want! Not to mention I said MY MUSIC!!
Things I don't enjoy about being single....
1. No one to sit down and watch those DVDs with....
2. No one there at night.
3. Having to go get the damn step ladder to get something off the top shelf (ok really I ment the next to the top shelf or the third to the top shelf) .... Being 5' 1 1/2 does have a few disadvantages.
You Were Always ThereYou Were Always There
by Zac
Whenever I needed someone to talk to
You were always there.
My eyes filled with tears, my heart filled with pain, and
You were always there.
There was no time when I had doubt
to come to you because
You were always there.
I could see in your eyes you wanted to help, and that you really cared.
Whenever I was down and blue
You were always there.
No matter my problems, are what was wrong
You were always there.
Whenever I felt like nothing matters
You were always there.
Now your gone, and I don't know what to do
I close my eyes and think of you, and how
You were always there.
It's hard to look at the pictures, and get memories of you
Can you hear me now
At night I pray, and I speak to you
I guess you were right when you told me no matter how far you were
You would always be there.
I know one day I'll see you again, but till then I have to say goodbye
Even though it hurts to hear your name, and speak of you
One thing I will alwa
****let It Snow****Oh the weather outside is frightful
But the fire is so delightful
And since we've no place to go
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
It doesn't show signs of stopping
And I've bought some corn for popping
The lights are turned way down low
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
When we finally kiss goodnight
How I'll hate going out in the storm!
But if you'll really hold me tight
All the way home I'll be warm
The fire is slowly dying
And, my dear, we're still goodbying
But as long as you love me so
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
I Know What I Want From Ct For XmasA bulletin filter! lmao
I doubt it would happen.. but that would be so sweet..
Let me filter out the ones I don't like.
1. people that never talk to me and want me to do something. no brainer there! lmao
2. more do something crap.
3. more surveys that nobody ever sends back to me! cuz you don't love me.. only for points..
4. this so and so is .. er umm.. crap.
5. Do you think my ass is fat bulletin.. yeah i got one of those! ugh
6. rate me.. show da luv.. blah blah blah..
you never showed me any love so.. blah! lol
7. I'm part of the blah blah blah..
8. the only cool on so far is the snowball fight one! lmao
9. points beggers.. geeeeeez.. just be real..
be honest..
send me an email .. i'm a point hoe and i want some points.. lmao rofl.
10. survey's saying stuff about love and bad luck..
to me love is bad luck! lol
11. sex survey's i repost these just cuz i'm in a silly mood! lmao and I fill them out to be even goofier.
Drivers License Tells All--thanks JaymzDrivers License Tells All
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. Mommy, how old is you the little girl asked? Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age, the mother replied. It's not polite.
OK, the little girl said. How much do you weigh? Now really, the mother says, those are personal questions and are really none of your business. Undaunted, the little girl asked. Why did you and Daddy get a divorce? That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. My Mom won't tell me anything about herself, the little girl said to her friend. Well, says the friend, all you need to do is look at her driver’s license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it.
Later that night the little girl said to her mother, I know how old you are, you are 32. The mother is surprised and asked, how did you find that out? I also know that you weigh 140 pounds. The mother is past surpr
Christmas, MeaningJust a week before Christmas I had a visitor. This is how it happened. I just finished the household chores for the night and was preparing to go to bed, when I heard a noise in the front of the house. I opened the door to the front room and to my surprise, Santa himself stepped out next to the fireplace.
"What are you doing?" I started to ask. The words choked up in my throat and I saw he had tears in his eyes. His usual jolly manner was gone. Gone was the eager, boisterous soul we all know. He then answered me with a simple statement . . .
"TEACH THE CHILDREN!" I was puzzled. What did he mean? He anticipated my question and with one quick movement brought forth a miniature toy bag from behind the tree. As I stood bewildered, Santa said, "Teach the children!
Teach them the old meaning of Christmas. The meaning that now-a-days Christmas has forgotten. "Santa then reached in his bag and pulled out a FIR TREE and placed it before the mantle. "Teach the children that th
Merry Christmas!Hey every one, just thought I would pass this on to you all. I was talkin to my good freind Santa this morn on yahoo, and it seems he has a small issue this year.
Oh he says hi by the way!
Anyways it seems that Santa is getting older now and is having trouble getting around to all of us.
The real problem is that not enough of us are being bad so he has to go to every ones house. well except mine I got on his freinds list by been very naughty lol. So I say help Santa out, save him a TRIP.
By been as bad as you can!
Santa says,
I would also like to add that I hope you all have a wonderful christmas season, and one hell of a new year!
S~E~X~Y!
Xmasfor me it is no longer the presents (or the jumpers that time forgot) but now spending time with the family..
although may change my mind very early on the day itself!!!
'tis The Season... For What?WTF is with the holidays? This is supposed to be a great time of year, right? Why is it, then, that everyone at stores bitch and complain about not having the cheapest stuff in stock, push/pull/hurt/kill each other for the newest, bestest toy, etc.? Why is there 'holiday depression'?
I found out my godmother's husband killed himself. I don't know more details, but it's probably due to the holidays; they were doing well otherwise (financially, socially, etc.). I don't know him that well, so it's not a huge loss for me... but it makes you think. Aren't these supposed to be happy times? Why doesn't anyone act like it?
Goin Out..Going out for a walk. I'll be back later on. If you haven't already, please go vote for me. Whether it be one vote, ten votes, 100 votes - whatever you can do. I'll love you forever!
Going Goodwell todays been real got some new pics that i put in a album but well one was missing so as soon as i can i will finish it.getting back in to being single is a trip started doing the things have aleays enjoyed all except my personal life but that will come with time . if yall get a chance check out my tats i plan on getting at least 3 more and redoing my piercings and getting a couple more of them too. when i get them i will post pics
FantasiesAt my door with flowers
And a charm of no one else,
You come on in and please me so
Your company a must.
You grab my waist so gently
And caress my tender cheek,
You warmly kiss my luscious lips
The excitement has to peek.
You lead me to the bed
With a glimmer in your eye,
You slip beneath my silky blouse
And the pleasure starts to fly.
We kiss with unending passion
As you explore my breasts,
I gently stroke the creases
Of your warm and sculpted chest.
I slip off your pants
And the boxers right behind,
Mine are stripped from my hips
As you begin to unwind.
The fury of our bodies
In the warmth of the small house,
The moans and groans that from it stray
No longer quiet as a mouse.
You begin to lick my neck
And move lower still,
My legs upon your shoulders
Up my spine it sends a chill.
You move back up my torso
As I feel the presence of something hard,
You push it gently into me
As I moan from pleasured heart.
Harder and harder we fall in syn
Pimped"I just pimped your HIDE!"
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I Just Wanted To Share...If people are lucky , they have @ least 1 perfect experience in their lives. Moments , Sometimes hours, sometimes minutes, that are wrapped in silver & tied with a shimmering bow. An escapade where time doesnt exist, when laughter comes easily and hearts spill happiness that flows completely right down to the soul.
I thought this summed up so much in such simple terms. I hope everyone can relate & enjoy it......
Homesforourtroops.orgFor all of you troop supporters out there. please log into home for our troops. giving back to those who sacrificed for us. Not just me but many soldiers like me who are unable to get around in a conventional house. Thank You.
Things That Make You Think AlittleThings that make you think alittle:
There were 39 combat related deaths in iraq in january.
In the fair city of Detroit there were 35 murders in the month of january. Thats just one american city, about as deadly as the entire war-torn Iraq.
When some claim that President Bush shouldn't have started this war, state the following;
A)FDR led us into World War 11
B)Germany never attacked us, Japan did
from 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost,an average of 112,500
C)Truman finished that war and started one in Korea.
North Korea never attacked us.
From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost, and average of 18,334
D)John F Kennedy started the Vietnam conflict in 1962. Vietnam never attacked us.
E)Johnson turned Vietnam into a quagmire.
from 1965-1975, 58,000 lives were lost...and average of 5,800 per year.
F)Clinton went to war in Bosnia without UN or French consent. Bosnia never attacked us.
He was offered Osoma bin laden's head on a platter three times by Sudan, he did noth
Work.. Sux.. Day 9 Of 22 Non StopMan I hate working this much.. It sux.. but the money is okay.
I'll say no the next time .. using this money for bills and vacations.
I don't have a gf so thats much easier.. hahaha
I'd be broke if I had one on the holiday's.
I'm on day 9 of 22 .. geeeeeez or is it 11 of 22.. I dunno because it still sux. lmao
Training day keeps hittin on me for attention..
I keep ignoring her crazy ass.
She has crazy eyes... or crazy contacts..
Now this girl says..
my ex has 27 other kids.
I can speak russian,spanish, french,german and chinese.. a little chinese..
and..
I was born in russia.. my mom is russian and my dad is indian or something.. umm ok
I almost had 2 kids but only had 2 ..
a cop pulled me over for jogging with my kids eating a muffin.. thought i was eating crack.. okayyyyy..
I went to school with a ex-colts linebacker..
i called him retarded and bowlegged and he'd never been anything..
So why is your stupid ass working as
Trying To Find A Better WayWhenever I say "I love you,"
It just doesn't seem to be enough.
Trying to find a better way,
I know it's going to be tough.
Looking deep into my heart
For the emotions I don't always show.
Trying to find a better way
For the words you already know.
Wrestling with my emotions,
Digging deep into my heart.
Trying to find a better way
But I don't know where to start.
The words don't come easy,
Trying to tell you how I feel.
Trying to find a better way
To tell you my feelings are real.
So now I dig deep into my heart
With words that are so few
Trying to find a better way,
But there is none better, I LOVE YOU.
"If I held you too close its because I wanted to keep you longer."
Mumms...So now they have a "report as NSFW" link for Mumms as well... what next... putting that somewhere so people can "report entire f*cking profile as NSFW"???
FantasiesAt my door with flowers
And a charm of no one else,
You come on in and please me so
Your company a must.
You grab my waist so gently
And caress my tender cheek,
You warmly kiss my luscious lips
The excitement has to peek.
You lead me to the bed
With a glimmer in your eye,
You slip beneath my silky blouse
And the pleasure starts to fly.
We kiss with unending passion
As you explore my breasts,
I gently stroke the creases
Of your warm and sculpted chest.
I slip off your pants
And the boxers right behind,
Mine are stripped from my hips
As you begin to unwind.
The fury of our bodies
In the warmth of the small house,
The moans and groans that from it stray
No longer quiet as a mouse.
You begin to lick my neck
And move lower still,
My legs upon your shoulders
Up my spine it sends a chill.
You move back up my torso
As I feel the presence of something hard,
You push it gently into me
As I moan from pleasured heart.
Harder and harder we fall in syn
Cherry BucksI anyone else having problems with the Cherry bucks I've been on 0 cherry bucks for two days thats adding new friends commenting and rating and being commented and rated
December 13I speak not of what is on my mind but of random nothingness.....He pretends to listen, but he does not truely hear.....I walk the halls of our dominion with a heavy heart....yet I do not look for escape.....it's the wanting that keeps me here....it is as if I would only have to do something trivial and i would find what i do seek
A HimAs the path she was taken become to dark to see
She reached for her light to see where she should be.
As the rain starts to fall and then starts to pour She reached for her umbrella, not wet anymore.
As the rapids go wild and her boat floats down river, she reached for the oars that he did give her.
As she climed up the mountain her legs bacome numb, She reached for a branch she claimed had a thumb.
As the stranger came closer she dialed on her phone, She reached for some comfort when she felt so alone.
As the sun turned hotter and burned to the skin,
Was that which she reached for, not a thing but a him.
He lead the way to help on her the right path, he was the umnbrella and the rain could not last.
He was the oars that stayed through the rough,
and he held out his hand and thought it was enough
He was the comfort that she held up to her ear
not one doubt in her mind, that she new he was there
JW
Cool ;)Its been very hectic,It's been kinda cool thought some one has been critiquing my photos that has work in the Smithsonian museum. So far soooo good...
below is a link to another site i go to for a laught h.
"weiners unite ;o)"
http://www.showusyourwiener.com
Hope every one is having a great week ...Almost done
Engla Is A V.i.cI CAN NOW RATE PICS & PROFILE 11 BUT THERE WAS A LIMIT :((
I RATED A FRIENDS PICS 11 I THINK ABOUT 10 PICS WHEN I GOT THE ERROR MSG :((
I PAY FOR THIS AND THERE SHOULD NOT BE A LIMIT ..
HMM
BUT ANYWAY I'M ADDICTED TO CHERRYTAP JUST LOVE THE SITE AND MY FRIENDS !!
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I REACHED LEVEL 25 DATE 7TH MARCH AND NOW I'M OUT OF SCORE
I WOULD BE VERY HAPPY IF YOU COULD VISIT MY PAGE ADD & FAN ME & RATE MY PROFILE
CLICK ON THIS
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Christmas UpgradesAfter all this freakin work..
I'll finally have money for a few pc upgrades.
I'll be going dual core 939 operton soon. Finally! lmao
Getting a new dvd burner cuz that benq died on me on the other pc.
And getting a bluetooth headset for this pc.
I'll see how good it is.. lmao
The headset was on sale and I had to get it finally! hahah
upgrades cost me around
$250
I went ahead and got this instead of that jewerly and other crap.. i'd probably not give away.
Then again.. I could have got that sweet watch for $250 too! lmao
Merry ChristmasTo all of my friends on cherry tap.From me and my family to yours.Merry christmas........And the happiest of new years to you all.
Ron
I Forgot To Mention...THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU...I HAVE MET SOME REALLY COOL PEOPLE ALONG THE WAY. IM EXCITED TO OHAVE MADE SOME NEW FRIENDS OUT OF THIS NIGHTMARE!!!! LOVE N KISSES
RedI support the Red Campaign, Red is a business model that supports the global fund for Aids and Malaria so if you buy I-Pod or MotoRazor Cell Phone or shoes a portiopn of the money goes to help buy life saving drugs to Africa. We in the frist world has a buying power that can do good. the more we support red more compaines will join!
more info at www.joinred.com
Attn: All Toe People !Attn: Lady's with painted toes or finger nails join my contest and win prizes
I count comments and count rates for everyone!
starts this friday ends next friday
Will be first, second and thrid place winners
send me a link to ur pic in my message box and i'll enter you!
thanks
maria
Wow I Sure Owe Yall Alot Of ThanksMY 1ST GIFT WOULD BE BAND-AIDS FOR EVERYONE WHO REPETEDLY VOTED OVER N OVER N OVER (KISS KISS THEM FINGERS IM SORRY)
NOW ITS MY TURN TO REPAY THE FAVOR: LADIES ARE U IN CONTEST OR NEED MY HELP U COME GET ME ILL BE THERE WITH BELLS ON!!
GUYS: KEEP YER MINDS CLEAN PLS I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR AS WELL BUT LIKE I SAID LOL KEEP IT CLEAN.
LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEE N KISSSSSSSSSSSSES TO EVERYONE
THANKS AGAIN
YER LIL HOT MOMMA
How You Doin?Well, first of all you may be wondering why I am called Spin....It's simple...I'm a DJ...NOPE not on the radio...In a nightclub!! Yeah, you know, where you can get more ass than a toilet seat...HA HA HA...
Just here to have some fun! Bring on the fun!!
ForgettableI'm always here in your world
hanging around in the backdrop.
I'm always here in the back of you mind
at the end of the line.
I'm always there waiting for you
at the train station that no longer runs.
I'm always looming in the picture
of this twisted where's waldo world.
I'm always here on the shelf you put me on
to collect dust.
I was always let go of
when someone held me.
I was always forgotten
when i wanted to be remembered.
*two most painful words to ever say is "I forgot". It makes you wonder am i really that important, or am i just something that you stumble over from time to time and say "oh yeah"
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Pretties Nails And Toe Nails Contest On Cherrytap ~ (repost)I'm having my first contest ever!
~ Pretties Nails contest on Cherrytap ~
I'm taking only 10 females for the contest.
There will be First, Second and Third place winners. gifts to all winners!
contest will open on this friday to next friday for ONE WEEK!
So people will have a chance to comment and vote on the pics ( you can vote ur own pic )
so send me a link in my message so i can rip ur pic for the contest
I will count the comments and ratings for everyone!
Good Luck to everyone!
~ Maria ~
Just A Lil Something I Wrote Awhile Agoi love to sit and write down what i am thinking. to see the words on a page that came from my mind makes me feel as if i can do something better with my life. to have other people read what i write and understand me makes me feel as if i am a person.
love makes me feel both happy and sad. sometimes i think that i ask for to much when it comes to being loved. that one man does not have all of that in him to give to me. that i will never find someone that can make me smile through my tears. a man that can hug me with so much warmth i dont need to have clothes on. to have a man kiss me when i am hungry and he fills me up so much that i could not eat for a week. to love me so much that i float when i walk, and when i dream he is the one that fills my head with sweetness. to look at things through his eyes and experience everything as if its brand new. to hear the ocean in a seashell and he can make me feel as if we are there walking on the sand holding hands.
to miss someone so much you
Just A ThoughtWhat if we didnt take that chance in life? No matter what it was we did wrong. Everybody has done something crazy now and then, some more than others. I know I have done many things, but have no regrets. If I had a chance to change anything I have ever done.......I still wouldn't. We learn from our mistakes and move on to the next one. You never know what could or would happen until it does. We should regret what we haven't done. A friend of mine believes it's the little moments in life, one simple moment that gives you what you need, not all the other things. Life is little moments.....try to remember the good ones.
MoodI think i'm in a bad/sad mood.
HI MARQ!
IceWith one touch I can freeze your heart
With one icy glance I can collapse your soul
With one word I can shatter your happiness
With one step I could abandon you in the middle of nowhere
With one laugh I could make you believe anything
With one smile I could turn you to stone.
Try to love me and you'll never love again.
Can Death Touch Me?Death cant touch this
My state of insecure bliss
Is by death grazed
Why is it my eyes arent glazed
Over with the look in my eyes of death
With every breath
I intake
These fake
Friends around me
you see
tryin to harm me please
i cant be taken
droppin to my knees
to pray im not forsaken
I stroll on but not with ease
Even if i lay down bleedin i breathe
pray one day to relax and relieve
my pain
i conclude
what would i gain
if into deaths sanctuary i intrude....
True FriendsI am in this contest called true friends and need all votes I can get please help me.
http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=102001&albumid=143731&i=3802639480
That's Why They Like The Pics!I'm born in september ;P
SEPTEMBER=SEXY
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves
to takes things at the centre. Great in bed.Inner
and physical beauty. Doesn't pretend. Gets angry
often. A meaningful love life partner. Makes right choices.
Treats friends importantly. Brave and
fearless. Always making friends. Does not harm others.
It is all about love and fairness.Easily hurt but
recovers easily. Daydreamer. Horny and does fullfill.
Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions.
Knows what to do, to have fun. Unpredictable. Someone to have close to you.
Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND
sexiest of them MFE.
Don't Drink The "elmo" Kool-aid!!!!I did in 98 when the original Elmo came out and what a mess that was.
Now there's a new version of Tickle Me Elmo out and it's freakin hilarious!!! But let me gi ve you a time/money line on the old Elmo before you run out to the bank to get more money to buy him on the street......
12/15/98 "Tickle Me Elmo"
Retail Value - $29.95 (Unavailable)
Black Market Value - $500
12/25/98 "Drool All Over Me Elmo"
Retail Value - $15
1/7/99 "Ignore Me for The $1.29 Plastic Fire Chief's Hat Elmo"
Retail Value - $7
1/13/99 "Step On My Head To Reach The Cookies Elmo"
Retail Value - $3
1/22/99 "Stuff Me In The Back Of The Closet Cause I Don't Laugh When You Tickle
My Fuzzy Little $500 Belly Anymore Since You Stepped On My Freakin' Head Elmo"
Retail Value - $1
5/24/00 "Find My Dusty Red Non-Laughing Ass In The Closet While Spring Cleaning
Elmo"
Tag Sale Value - 50 cents (no one bought him)
Don't let this happen to you!!! Learn from my mistake an
Lovin ItIT FINALLY FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK IN THE USA AFTER A YEAR LONG DEPLOYMENT TO IRAQ ALMOST.IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING JUST ASK
Racistdamn...i just came across the first racist profile i have seen on here...thats really fucking sad people have to hate on others because of what they look like.i say if you dont like someone then dont say shit because it doesnt change anything.
i am a black woman that dates white men..OMG its the end of the world..FUCK THAT...its no ones business what ethnicity a person chooses to be with.its not fucking killing you is it NO..so mind you business!
the dumbest thing i hear is when white guys say black men are taking thier white women..give me a fucking break..the women know what they like and its obviously isnt your closed minded ass.MIND YOUR BUSINESS...the women arent your business.
thats my rant for the week...
Soul Asylum-runaway TrainCall you up in the middle of the night
Like a firefly without a light
You were there like a slow torch burning
I was a key that could use a little turning
So tired that I couldn't even sleep
So many secrets I couldn't keep
Promised myself I wouldn't weep
One more promise I couldn't keep
It seems no one can help me now
I'm in too deep
There's no way out
This time I have really led myself astray
CHORUS
Runaway train never going back
Wrong way on a one way track
Seems like I should be getting somewhere
Somehow I'm neither here no there
Can you help me remember how to smile
Make it somehow all seem worthwhile
How on earth did I get so jaded
Life's mystery seems so faded
I can go where no one else can go
I know what no one else knows
Here I am just drownin' in the rain
With a ticket for a runaway train
Everything is cut and dry
Day and night, earth and sky
Somehow I just don't believe it
CHORUS
Bought a ticket for a runaway train
Like a madman l
Looooong Survey---------------LAST PERSON WHO--------------
x. Slept in your bed: Me. :) Unless you count my cats. Last person other than me or my cats? My friend Nick. Who may read this. *waves to Nick*
x. Saw you cry: Umm... I probably cried at something on TV in front of somebody or other. I'm sort of a sap.
x. Made you cry: Cody. Or Andrew.
x. You shared a drink with: CiCi Lee
x. You went to the movies: Umm... my ex-husband Greg.
x. You went to the mall with: My friend Donna, for Halloween costume stuff.
x. Yelled at you: I don't know. Does internet yelling count? Otherwise, probably my dad, last Christmas.
x. Sent you an email: CherryTap! Alerting me to a new email message. :) Before that, um, work email. Boring stuff. Last interesting personal email was from a friend in South Carolina asking for my address for Christmas cards.
-----------------HAVE YOU EVER---------------
x. Have you ever liked someone who hadn't like you?: Sure. Who hasn't?
x. Said "I Love You" and me
Hollidaysseasons greetings from NB. be safe, be good. if you can't be good,don't get caught!!!
Songs That Mean Something?So there's this song that is played quite a bit this time of year. It's called "Christmas Shoes" by New Song. I don't know about you, but this song just really pulls at my heart strings. Every time I hear it my eyes start to tear up a little. Does this make me a wussy? Does this happen to anyone else out there or is it just me.
On that note is there a song that does this to you?
If so, what song is it?
Child Support Hearingwent better then i expected getting a decent amount to help raise my son on from his father. let him see his dad for a little bit after court was a very tearful time on my part after it was all said and done. i told him straight out at the court i will not keep his son from him but he better start doing what is needed and i don't want him back and that i am happy and getting married when our divorce is final.
the only thing that hurt me was that my son even though i show him pics of his dad that he didn't say that's my dad when his dad picked him up to hug him
Black Eyed Peas-where Is The Love?What's wrong with the world mama?
People living like aint got no mamas
I think the whole worlds addicted to the drama
Only attracted to the things that bring you trauma
Overseas yeah we tryin to stop terrorism
But we still got terrorists here livin
In the USA the big CIA the Bloodz and the Crips and the KKK
But if you only have love for your own race
Then you only leave space to discriminate
And to discriminate only generates hate
And if you hatin you're bound to get irate
Yeah madness is what you demonstrate
And that's exactly how anger works and operates
You gotta have love just to set it straight
Take control of your mind and meditate
Let your soul gravitate to the love y'all
People killing people dying
Children hurtin you hear them crying
Can you practice what you preach
Would you turn the other cheek?
Father Father Father help us
Send some guidance from above
Cause people got me got me questioning
Where is the love?(where is the lovex3)(the love2x)
It j
I Got Freaky Christmas Carols!!!!!!!Rita the Retail Store Clerk
(sung to the tune of "Rupolph the Red Nosed Reindeer")
"Rita the retail store clerk
Had a 64 I.Q.
I asked her "Where is housewares?"
She sent me to aisle 2
Wanted to buy a crock pot
to give to mom on Christmas day
I went where Rita sent me
looked around to my dismay
On the left were baby clothes
and on the right was soap
Crockpots were nowhere in sight
Rita's a fuckin' dope!
Rita is on her break now
but Mary's glad to help me through
'Where can I find the crock pots?'
'Just go down to aisle 2!'"
The First Noel
"The first Noel, the retail store said
is the perfect time to raise the price on a sled
Buy an X-Box for your kid, all the games they can play
guaranteed they'll have all that shit broke the next day
Noel....Noel....Noel....Noel....
Next month we will all be in credit card hell!!!"
I got a bunch more to come....most written by me but a few favorites from others who I will name as I post them.
Vote For Me By Leaving A Comment!!!The Sexiest Eyes Contest!!
Vote for me by leaving a comment!!!
I entered this contest for the sexiest eyes!
Just click on this link to my picture and leave me a comment.
The one with the most comments at the end wins! I just started
so i have a whole lot of catching up to do. Comment as much as you like.
They all count:)
I need everyone's support! Thanks :)
Xmas Pressiesi got a luffly xmas tree on my profile now....would really appreciate it if you can leave me a nice pressie under it....pretty please? with a cherry on top??
Weird DayToday has had it's ups and downs. It's not that I'm ungreatful about certain aspects of my life, it's just, well as a mom, I need a break from reality. My boyfriend has been assuming that I've this attitude problem, and says he's slightly annoyed, but in fact, I don't have an attitude problem, it's just how I am. But today, yeah I did have a major problem, and I feel bad because I snapped at my boyfriend for me losing a check that I needed to cash in today while he was home. Plus my daughter (I know she's 2, and it's expected) has been very annoying, very whiney, and clingy. I love her don't get me wrong, but I can only handle so much without wanting to go insane myself. I just don't want my boyfriend to think that I'm this bitchy mom/woman, and decide that he wants to separate because it's too much. We all have our bad days, but it just seems as if mine are always in between. I would like to have just one night alone with my boyfriend, that way I can spend the quality time I kn
Be Careful Lovewith those words
you intoxicate me
illuminate my mind
and recreate me
with the sound
you desecrate me
hallow my ears
and liberate me
with your stare
you regenerate me
be careful love
you just might break me
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Moment Of Silence!!!!!a moment of silence for my grandmother who has left me today to cancer god rest her soul and may she rest in peace
LILLIAN TAVERAS
12-13-2006 R.I.P
Scorpions-coast To Coastahhhhhhh.....
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Another Writingkill the controversy
still trying, lost in yesterdays news
i dare you, try walking in my shoes
never knowing who's mad at me next
im living this life called perplexed
but i still try so hard to get to the next part
i see the cliff ahead, i feel like im gonna fall
but this note is a protection, keeping far me from ill
i see now, you did this with a deal
deals with the devil will never get you far
everyday; grouchy; alone in your new car
spending money just to keep some friends
never knowing what true life really is
break your addictions, kill the controversy
off to war, why? it seems like the best choice
standing stong, lead with your commanding voice
soon theyll listen, stopping with the anti-this noise
but i bet if you knew it was going to be this hard
you wouldnt have been the leader of us at all
deals with the devil will never get you far
everyday; grouchy; alone in your new car
spending money just to keep some friends
never knowing what true life rea
Just A Little Nervous : ***aw so my son signed up for 4 more years as a u.s.marine last wednesday. i am very happy and proud, but at the same time i missed his phone call saturday! and sunday i got a strange call from an operator who couldn't get a call through. so i'm on the edge of my swivel chair, anxious, waiting for his next phone call. i keep checking his 'myspace', no he's not been on it either. i love my son, i miss him so much and know how it feels to have someone out there. but i'll keep busy and keep sending packages out to my soldiers. that will never stop, its a year round thing for me. i love this Country!
Are U My Fan?Are u my fan?
date: 2006-12-13 14:30:57
If not please ecome my fan chances are i'm already urz, and leave some pic and profile comments....Pending friend request id appreciate being accepted!!!
One Of My Newest Writings"Everyone is Blinded by the Games We Play"
Never say never
youll learn as time goes on
but I say forever
because I never, will be gone
Those words echoed in his head
the night she wished him dead
he thought back to the day
When things went his way
They were all a hoax
She wishes hed just fuckin croak
Now he says:
never say forever, you'll end up with a never
Again.. and youll see just who they are
Cry me a river, sweetheart
Tonight, he sucks the pain through his veins
Stirring up another addiction through tragedy
The powerful by tragedy they gain
But the meek are left with no remedy
The needle wont stick this time he says
But he realized he just lied to himself
Now he says:
Never say forever, you'll end up with a never..
again.. and you'll see just who they are
cry me a river sweetheart
Motionless he lies, and emotions will soon be dead
While the pale blue color rushes to his head
To her this was all
Please Please PleaseCome vote for me in the Best Cross Eyed Pic contest - Hosted by CrazySane! I need all the votes I can get. If you vote your hiney off - I'll buy you a present from the CherryTap gift-shop! I'll go broke if I have to lol!
Whats Your TempermentYou Have a Sanguine Temperament
You are an optimistic person who is easily content.
You enjoy casual, light tasks - never wanting to delve too deep into anything.
A bit fickle, it's easy for you to change plans or paths when presented with something better.
You enjoy all of the great things life has to offer - food, friends, and fun.
A great talker, you can keep the conversation going for hours.
You are optimistic and sure of your success. If you fail, you don't worry about it too much.
At your worst, you are vain. You are obsessed with your own attractiveness.
A horrible flirt, you tend to jump into love affairs and relationship drama easily.
You're very jealous - which just magnifies the craziness around you.
What Temperment Are You?
Blood And FireThe thorns burn holes into my fingers
As I pick up the rose you left me.
As the blood comes, so do the tears.
I don't know up from down.
I don't know left from right.
I want to be alone
I need me time.
I need to get away from all the thoughts
The feelings I hide deep inside.
All of the pain is shining through.
I can't think, can't breathe.
I can't do anything right now.
The pain is going deeper,
Just like the thorns.
I can't feel anything anymore.
I can't breathe when you try to shelter me
From everything I try to do.
The blood is lying in a pool around my feet.
The thorns are penetrating into my soul.
I can't look at you much longer,
My eyes are growing weary.
My breath is getting short.
I'm falling into a pool of darkness.
The darkness is pressing into me.
You can't protect me from everything.
Hell is gaping for you,
The devil is waiting.
You have one foot in already.
The fire pent up in my heart
Struggles to break free.
The flames gather and flash abo
Thought 1For as long as I can remember, the only thing I’ve ever wanted was to have children.
I wanted to be called Papa, I wanted to hold my baby while it was sleeping, I wanted to kiss it’s boo boos, I wanted to teach it how to ride a bike, I wanted to take it to school, help with homework….go camping, on vacation, fishing, I wanted that. That’s all.
But that isn’t in the cards for me….so, I decided to date women who already had children, that way, I can at least…..pretend.
Once I was dating this lady who had a child who was 2 or 3, I took him everywhere with me and did everything with him, he was my buddy. One night he woke up scared and got into bed with me…and I was so content..so happy. The best moment was…he was putting his shoes on and was having trouble and he brought them over to me and said “Daddy Help!”…I helped him put his shoes on, tied them, then went to the bathroom and cried for 30 minutes. A week later she left , returned to an ex..I haven’t seen him since.
Gay huh?
My Cathad to take my cat to the vet today since i had him i only had to leave him twice over night the house is so quiet i can not immagine how i will be when i will have to put him down lucky i get to pick him up tommorow
100 Q&a's001: Real Name - Sue
002. Nickname – not saying
003. Single or taken - single
004. Zodiac Sign - libra
005. Male or Female - female
006. Primary School – went to barraba central
007. Favorite Color? - Black
008. How many buddies on your msn - no clue
009. Screen name -
010. Hair Color - black
011. long or short - Shortish
015. Are you a health freak- FUCK NO
016. Height - 5'4
017. Do you have a crush on someone – not saying
018. Do you like yourself – not much
020. Think you're awesome – fuck no
021. Piercings – 0
022. Tattoos – 1
023. Righty or Lefty - Righty
___Your 'Firsts'___
024. First surgery - tonsils when i was 10
025. First piercing – ears
026. First best friend – kylie
027. First Award – bluest eyes when i was a baby
028. First Sport You Joined – netball
029. First pet - my poodle fibbie
030. First vacation – dunno
031. First Concert – dunno
032. First love - steven
___Currently___
049. Eating - Nothing
050. I'm drinking - nothing but
Eerie NightThe wind, it whistles
and blows throughout
the eerie evening
to raise a doubt
The chill sets in
as the sun goes down
I feel a presence
though no ones around
In the dark
I see two lights
peering at me
through the lonely night
The howl is distant,
but from afar
I hear it clearly
inside my heart
Soon I feel its breath
upon my neck
this wicked
and evil threat
The pounce was quick
his jaws were fast
it was something
I knew wouldn't last...
Dazed and Confused - 12/13/06
Today...i\'m auditioning for a band today to be the second guitarist and i\'m really nervous...
like, really nervous.. it sounds like the perfect band i want to be part of. i will let everyone know how it went i suppose...
wish me luck?
We Are Women!Fine tuned body
Hung with silver and silicone
Dress to impress in sequined halters
And mini mini hiked up skirts
Diamonds slink from earlobes and
manicured fingertips
just to hook a Sugar Daddy
Appearances speak louder than those
Feminist bumper stickers
They fail to realize the meaning behind
As busty bronzed bimbos
blow kisses from brothel windows
It's all love and chocolate
'Till someone calls her a bitch
The only objection we have these days
Then you're off to another steetcorner
Bar
club
party
To find another set of tits
From which you suckle your machismo
No broads
boy
No broads
No baby girls for you to smack
No more empty sex in bathroom stalls
To make up for the nads you lack
It's time we put our foot down
Spike heeled as it may be
We're no longer just
Dressed To Impress
We're WOMEN
And we will make you see
Slipknot-vermilion Pt. 2She seemed dressed in all of me
Stretched across my shame,
All the torment and the pain
Leaked through and covered me.
I'd do anything to have her to myself,
Just to have her for myself.
Now I don't know what to do,
I don't know what to do
When she makes me sad.
She is everything to me,
The unrequited dream,
The song that no one sings,
The unattainable.
She's a myth that I have to believe in,
All I need to make it real is one more reason.
I don't know what to do,
I don't know what to do when she makes me sad.
But I won't let this build up inside of me.
I won't let this build up inside of me.
I won't let this build up inside of me.
I won't let this build up inside of me.
A catch in my throat, choke,
Torn into pieces, I won't. No.
I don't want to be this but
I won't let this build up inside of me (won't let this build up inside of me) x4
She isn't real.
I can't make her real.
She isn't real.
I can't make her real.
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Slipknot - Ver
O.o Ahhyou know those commercials about "IOf you or a family memor took (insert medicine name here) and suffers from (insert ailment here) you could get (insert stuff you could get)" and to call a such and such law ferm?
I saw one today on a medicine I took.
Quiz1. Have you had it?
2. You like it?
3. How many people have you had sex with?
4. When was the first time you did it?
5. When was the last time you did it?
6. Do you like to give oral?
7. Do you like to swallow or spit?
8. Have you received oral while driving?
9. Have you ever given oral while someone was driving?
10. Do you like porn?
11. What is your favorite position?
12. Whats the craziest position you have tried?
13. Whats the craziest/kinkiest thing you have done sexually?
14. Have you ever tried anything with someone of the same sex?
15. Would you or have you ever had sex with more than one person at the same time? !
16. Have you ever had sex outside?
17. Have you ever had sex in a car?
18. Have you ever had sex at work?
19. Where is the craziest place you have had sex?
20. Where you would love to have sex but havent yet?
21. Best place in public that you have done it?
22. Have you ever been caugh
Honestly What Would U DoIm in Norfolk Va and im moving to Pa this weekend 1 month early cause im over this place but anyway i would like to know if u had problems in your home town would you try to change or just be the same old you .You have the chance to be the person you always wanted to be or at least wanted to try to be would u?
WishingI wish I could help you
But you push me away.
We're all so worried
About what you may do.
I wish you would talk
But you close yourself off.
We're all here for you
But we're not enough.
I wish you would go
Get away from all this.
You don't need the drama
And neither do we.
You push us away
And we forgive,
We push you away
And you're gone.
What Is Rightwhat is right..
Current mood: aggravated
i'm gonna find
you one of these nights
but in this wall i have built
something feels
not right
In the tower
up above
i look down in fright
just to think
that a thought
could send you aflight.
I choose not to love
I choose not to fight
I choose moral devotion
I choose
myself
tonight
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My Favorite Movie QuotesI am a HUGE movie lover of all kinds. Sappy love movies...graphic horror movies...action movies...bad "b" movies you name it..these are a few of my favorite quotes that I can think of at the moment...feel free to add :)
Susan Sarandon ~ Bull Durham ~ I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring... which makes it like sex. There's never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn't have the best year of his career. Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate. Besides, I'd never sleep with
Silverchair-freakNo more maybes
Your baby's got rabies
Sitting on a ball
In the middle of the Andes
Yeah, i'm a freak of nature
Yeah, i'm a freak
If only I could be as cool as you
As cool as you
Body and soul I'm a freak
I'm a freak Body and soul
I'm a freak
Try to be different
Well get a different disease
Seems it's in fashion
To need the coldsore cream
Yeah, i'm a freak of nature
Yeah, i'm a freak
I don't really know
How to put on a "cool" show
As boring as they come
Just tell me where to go
If only I could be as cool as you
as cool as you
as cool as you
as cool as you
body and soul im a freak, im a freak
body and soul im a freak, im a freak
Freak
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Silverchair - FreakMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com
Wed.13th, 2006 Now Its Five Pm......BACK FOR THE DAY ................
THANKS TO ALL THE NEW PEOPLE AND CT FRIENDS THAT VIEWED MY ART ... I WILL NEVER GO TO MY SPACE AGAIN LOL....
THIS IS THE BEST ..........
KEEP IN TOUCH WILL BE ON TAP ALL NIGHT STOP BY SAY HELLO.......
AND AGAIN HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU AND YOURS.....
LATER TIMOTHY
The Answer Iswell some one is trying to get me in troblem with the law and this person has not been in my house and they are saying shit to get my kids taken away from me. i can't drink cause i have a stomach problem and i smoke everyonce and a blue moon when my kids are gone and the house is very clean. so why would people say shit like that?
The Men's RoomThis is a question for the guys...
Don't ask what made me think of this, but are there baby changing stations in public men's rooms like there are in the ladies rooms? If not, that's pretty
sexist. What are you supposed to do if you are a single dad? Anyway, let me know!
Need To Ask Everyone A Question.well if someone came to u and told u that your house was a mess and u were doing drugs and drinking in front of your kids, would u flip out and get mad and starting yelling at this person?
Mindless Self Indulgence-i Hate Jimmy PageI'm just another little faggot with a problem
Fucking around over someone else's hard-on
I got the balls with the foul-smelling dj
Suckas gonna reach out and touch me and eat me
(I lick clit, I like it!)
Lookin' for love in all the wrong places
Black ala mode with the mummified faces
Am I animal, vegetable mineral or (ooh)
I'm a bad ass tell me i'm a bad ass
I don't need you and i don't need a break
If i wasn't here i'd be out getting laid
Please, please play the whole damn song
cuz A 2 minute song is just 1 minute and 59 seconds too god damn long
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I hate Jimmy Page
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Kick us faggots off the stage
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Bite the future and fuck the past
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
My whole shit will never last
I hold the microphone with my butt now
Who like that song 5-year-old Pantyshot
Yeah, yeah, yeah that could be a real big record
Cause its got the bump with the molestation
I'm lower than most animals
And
Those Of You Asking....about sending me christmas gifts please leave me another message here i accidentally deleted them all and didnt get the chance to reply with the address :)
CLR
Product Review (warning X-rated)Upon receiving the "Horney Little Devil Kit" from Eros Boutique, I immediately had to open it and play with it like a little kid getting a new toy on Christmas. This kit comes with a devil horns headband, a mini-vibrator, a small bottle of lube, and a g-string for men. I'll start with the best item first: the vibrator. It may be small but it certainly is powerful! This little vib felt great inside me and even my boyfriend enjoyed when I teased him with it. The fact that it's water proof is definitely a plus because I LOVE sex in the shower. The lube was also great; it's a warming lube so it literally heated things up. The lube plus the vibrator gave both me and my boyfriend some intense pleasure. However, the devil horns and the g-string neither of us were really into. The devil horns were cute, but honestly kind of flimsy. The g-string was fine; I'm just not a fan of g-strings for men so it didn't do anything for me personally. Overall it was definitely an enjoyable kit and would make
Untitledthose eyes
tell no lies
that smile
gose on for miles
that mouth
with the sound of the south
those ears
that have listened for years
those hands
worn and weary like the sands
that heart
tells me we should never be apart
EggnogAny1 have good eggnog recipe??? i want mine with brandy!!!!
Controlled....I need to ride the wave, feel the highs and the lows
Repressed emotions hurt, I have to expose
The only way I can, is to write what I feel
That way I can release, and begin to heal
Shout it from the rooftops, nobody hears
Makes no difference, no answer appears
Just an echo that rebounds, knocks me off my feet
So I throw in the towel, I admit defeat
I dont need to be heard, I am alright on my own
Come this far myself, can do the rest alone
I let myself weaken, put my faith into you
I knew at the time it was dangerous to do
I'm taking back a part of me, just for a while
Until I can get settled, I'm not that verstaile
I need to lick my wounds, put my heart on hold
Until I feel more secure, my feelings are controlled.
11/27/06
Papa Roach-take MeTake me and let me in
Don't break me and shut me out
Chorus:
So take me and let me in
Don't break me and shut me out
I lit my pain on fire
and I watched it all burn down
and now I'm dancing in the ashes
and there's no one else around
Because I wanna be a part of something
This is just a story of a broken soul
Hook:
As days go by, my heart grows cold
I can't seem to let this all pass me by
So take me and let me in
Don't break me and shut me out
I'm burning in the heavens
and I'm drowning in the hell
My soul is in a coma
and none of my friends can tell
That I'm reaching out and getting nothing
This is just a story of a broken soul
As days go by, my heart grows cold
I can't seem to let this all pass me by
So take me and let me in
Don't break me and shut me out
So take me and let me in
Don't break me and shut me out
Don't shut me out
Does anyone around me feel the same
Just put your fist up and vent your pain
Does anyone around me feel the sam
Response To 'stangHello Stang. I agree with almost everything you say, but I have a few questions and comments. Let's go on past the census crap and the ethnic slurs and who lived in the ghettos first. The word Ghetto is yiddish, not hebrew. You said, "The United Negro College Fund was started because at one time, scholarships were not granted to people of color." If we take that into consideration, then The United Negro College Fund is outdated and no longer need. The Civil Rights Agreement, Affirmative Action, and minority quotas have evened the field. They've actually slanted it a little in the minorities favor. More on that in a moment.
Martin Luther King was a great man who had wonderful ideas. He died for his ideas and ideals. I heave no problem with a national holiday for him, He's a true American Hero.
The NAACP, like the Negro College fund, had it's time and place. Anymore, they seem to be a bigoted organiztion. I've not heard one good thing from them in a long time. Just a bunch of bitchin'
I've Found My True Love!!!!Ok, Ok...I just have to tell everyone. I believe I've found the love of my life!! We've known eachother for at least 15 years and have been together off and on through the years. We are back together and I feel that this time it is for good. No Holds bar as he would say. We ain't holdin nothing back. Before we would keep things from eachother and let what other's would say to us about the other get in the middle of us and tear us apart. Well, this time, most of those people are no l onger a part of our lives, and we are NOT listening to what other's say. We open up more to eachother and let eachother know what is bothering us and if the other does something that we don't like. Most of the breaking up in the past was me doing it, but I have finally figured it all out. My family and friends may not like him all that well, but he IS the one for me. He may not be a Christian, but that doesn't matter to me...he knows that I love the Lord and enjoy going to church and he won't kee
MalaiseWhat happens to a dream deferred?
Does it dry up
like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore--
And then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat?
Or crust and sugar over--
like a syrupy sweet?
Maybe it just sags
like a heavy load.
Or does it explode?
(Langston Hughes)
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Days Go ByYou
You
You are still a whisper on my lips
A feeling at my fingertips
That's pulling at my skin
You leave me when I'm at my worst
Feeling as if I've been cursed
Bitter cold within
Days go by and still I think of you
Days when I couldn't live my life without you
Days go by and still I think of you
Days when I couldn't live my life without you
Without you
Without you
You are still a whisper on my lips
A feeling at my fingertips
That's pulling at my skin
You leave me when I'm at my worst
Feeling as if I've been cursed
Bitter cold within
Days go by and still I think of you
Days when I couldn't live my life without you
Without you
Without you
Days go by and still I think of you
Days when I couldn't live my life without you
Days go by and still I think of you
Days when I couldn't live my life without you
Without you
Without you
Without you
Without you
Without you,
Pressurewhy do i do this to myself?
why does this feel so good?
i giggle a little
as i feel the pressure
my anger subsides
and gives way to pleasure
i really shouldnt do this
i have someone who cares
but this feeling is the best
so many emotions
they flow like the blood in my veins
so warm and strong
a droplet runs down my legs
i flinch as i feel it tickle
god it feels good
one more time
the pressure builds
ii push in and it is released
the blood spills over the knife
again his face flashes into mind
i stop, pulling the blade away
i cant do this to him
he deserves better
much, much better
For Lost Loved Ones....poem I WroteSo full of love and life and hopes and dreams,
So much happiness my heart continues to sing.
Living for today and waiting for tomorrow,
Praying for love and hope for no sorrow.
Friends come and friends may go,
Hopefully families stay for their all you know.
Grandma's and Grandpa's, uncles and aunts and more,
Growing up we saw many come threw the door.
Some touch your heart in a special way,
Finding a special place in our heart always to stay.
Then all at once time stands perfectly still,
Our loved ones have done his perfect will.
Our Father calls and happily they go,
The reason we are not yet to know.
Sometimes I sit here so sad and blue,
I wonder do you know how much I miss you.
Comfort comes from the Fathers love inside of me,
Only threw Him do I know your free.
So as I sit here thinking of the love I miss so dearly,
Always and forever I'll remember you clearly.
Sadly missed but never ever forgotten.........
For my dad july 6th 2005, my da
Im A Loyal Lover!!Are you a good Girlfriend/Boyfriend?? Loyal LoverYou are a loyal love. You will stand by your mate's side through thick or thin. Hopefully your signifigant other knows they have a great catch. Just be careful not to come off to clingy, this may make you single sooner then you think. Take this test
Random ThoughtsI JUST LETTING EVERYONE KNOW. as one person i can only make one person happy per day... so if i pissed you off today looks like today is not your day. SUCKS to be you huh?
(needed to vent sick of people thinking my life need to work around them)
Thought I Wld Let Ya All Knowwell since not even a quarter of my friends bother to look....even on blog i am sure maybe ten out of all will look here, but anyways back to what i was saying....UPLOADED MORE PICS AND THEY ARE TAKEN TODAY.....lmao HOT OFF THE PRESS....JUST SHITTIN......anyways pics are in gallery under new booty if anyone wants to take a peek *wink*
I Can Only Be Me........poem I WroteAll the things in life we wish we could be,
My heart still says I can only be me.
Im not perfect nor do I wish to be,
See all I can do is only be me.
Im not a dress up doll to sit around for all to see,
What you see is....I can only be me.
I dont make empty promises of love that can never be,
I love with all I am as I can only be me.
Full of love, hopes, dreams, wants, needs to be shared this is my plea,
Is there really anyone out there that can hear and see this as I can only be me.
For until that day comes, alone ill walk for all eternity,
Waiting for that other heart beating the same beat of I can only be me.
by Debbie Frensley.
>:px-mas shopping sux shit. got mine done in an hr today for like 20 ppl nd if they don't like what they got tough shit cuz i'm not goin back.
All I Do Know Is I Have Youyour so temping
one I want to touch
you just dance with my heart
knowing ill smile at the end
I have so much faith
one that god can not destroy
I feel I know you so well
just hearing that sweet voice of yours
escape thoughs sweet lips
you are what holds me up
everyday and every second
the trust I have in you
its just uncomplainable
wondering in this life
how lucky I have gotten
I dont understand it yet
but all I do know is that
I have you
Whats Ur Sex Style? ;)Whats your sex style? Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY! Take this test
ThoughtsA candle burns
As a lonely tear falls,
A page of lost memories
Is all she can recall.
A flicker of light
Illuminates the face
Of a once bubbly girl
Now a ghost in her place.
The pictures of memories
Aglow in her heart,
Fresh in her soul
From such a recent depart.
An elated smile
And a glimmer in his eye,
The beach where they laid
Off the cool summer isle.
A snowflake that lies
On top of his head,
The winter they met
With such a path ahead.
The pages are turned
Of lost memories indeed,
Floating in the pool
Of the tears of defeat.
HelloHey guys thought i would say hey for my first blog in here.. Well send me some rating and i will do the same thank you..&**Meg**
A Different Christmas PoemA Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,
I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.
My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,
My daughter beside me, angelic in rest.
Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,
Transforming the yard to a winter delight.
The sparkling lights in the tree I believe,
Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.
My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,
Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep.
In perfect contentment, or so it would seem,
So I slumbered, perhaps, I started to dream.
The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near,
But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear.
Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know,
Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.
My soul gave a tremble as I struggled to hear,
And I crept to the door just to see who was near.
Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,
A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.
A sold
Nothing YetA porcelain doll has always been the face of perfect beauty
Silently staring out of their sightless eyes
Never knowing its perfection to all
EVeryone wants to be perfect like them
That flawless smile and eyes so bright
But lifeless in every way
People like that have no center
Nothing to keep them in one place
Let them be who they really are on the inside
Not just some spineless creature pretending to be
That's why we can no longer be
my friend
For you are the porcelain doll
And I
the rag doll
I Am Boredhey whats up everybody send me a message and rate my pics...lol...im bored
The U In JesusBefore U were thought of or time had begUn,
God stUck U in the name of His Son.
And each time U pray, you'll see it's trUe,
You can't spell out JesUs and not include U.
YoU're a pretty big part of His wonderfUl name,
For U, He was born; that's why He came.
And His great love for U is the reason He died.
It even takes U to spell crUcified.
Isn't it thrilling and splendidly grand
He rose from the dead, with U in His plan?
The stones split away, the gold trUmpet blew,
and this word resUrrection is spelled with a U.
When JesUs left earth at His Upward ascension,
He felt there was one thing He jUst had to mention.
"Go into the world and tell them it's trUe
That I love them all - JUst like I love U."
So many great people are spelled with a U,
Don't they have a right to know JesUs too?
It all depends now on what U will do,
He'd like them to know,
BUt it all
You Piss Me Offyou piss me off
are you stupid
your decisions are rash
with no thought behind them
sometimes i wonder
how im your child
i think before i act
it seems both of you forget to
one of you just stood by
as the world hurt me
the other watches closely
with control over my life
this is the worst evnvironment
never knowing your reaction
and you wonder why
im not the prize child
why i dont go ouut of my way
to make you happy
its because you piss me off
in almost every way
its like a fight
you vs me
who will win
you will of course
you have the money
the house and car
so once again
im under your control
it never fails
no matter what i do
i cant escape you
and you wonder why
i want to leave
to go across the country
its to get out of your grasps
but no, everytime i get close
to reaching this goal
you pull me back in
and make me dependent
so i accept it and go on
until you piss me off
just as you did last time
but no more!
i wont fall back into your web
th
More Random Stuffwho was your last?
1. Hungout with? Alison and Allen
2. Rode in a car with? Coley
3. Went to the movies with? oh wow.. um.. either Allen or April.. loooooong time ago
4. Went shopping with? can't remember
5. Commented? Anna
6. Text Messaged? Anna.. lol
7. Hugged? Alison
A N S W E R. T R U T H F U L L Y.
1. Do you like anyone? yes =)
2. Sun or moon? moon
3. Winter or Fall? fall
4. left or right? right
5. 10 acquaintances or two best friends? 2 best friends
6. Sunny or rainy? rainy
7. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? chocolate
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A B O U T . Y O U.
1. What time is it? 15:10
2. First Name? Dustin
3. Where do you wanna live? anywhere, as long as I can be near Anna =D
4. How many kids do you want? 1 of each =D
5. Do you want to get married? yeah but not for a while
7. Have you ever eaten spam? i don't think i have..
8. Favorite ice cream? chocolate chip cookie dough woot
9. How many
FinalsSo today was my last day of finals...and I am SO FREAKING EXCITED about it! After 5 finals I am completely mentally exhausted. But now I am stressing out about my math final....I went in to take it and I completely went blank! Nothing made sense to me. How can I be getting A's in all 4 of my other classes and not math.....why...because I don't freaking get it! Math sucks!!! But well school is over for at least a few weeks so I am going to enjoy it....and hit up some cherry tappers...cause this thing is addicting...LOL.
Oh and I'm going to party it up this weekend...a little dancing...a little....******* and lots of.....***
LUV YA
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A Big ThanksIts been a busy two days with theses two interviews they were both great and I would like to thank Paul Black (Lead Singer Of LA Guns) and Jim (Sugar) Sayers lead singer of 8KOunt for taking the time to do those awsome interviews we will have them up for download soon and will be rebroadcasting them for those who missed them Also a huge thank you to all the staff at PowerHouseRock.Net for all they did to help the interviews go smoothly and to all here on cherryTap who reposted my bulletins we are planning more great interviews soon so please keep checking up on that you never know who we will have on next.....
Teenage PregnancyFriend of mine on myspace tends to post about topics in his blog and ask for feedback. Here were some of my thoughts on teenage pregnancy.
By the way, there are a few people on my friends list who are teenage mothers. I apologize if any of this bothers you. I'm not trying to be judgemental in any way. But I DO see it as a problem that teenagers have babies. My apologies if you are in any way upset by this blog.
Teenage pregnancy was not part of my life at all as a teenager. It didn't happen to me, my family, or my friends. I didn't know anyone who got pregnant. I did have friends who were having sex, but protection was a matter of course. Personally, I barely fooled around with guys in high school! I didn't have sex until I was 20 and was with someone I truly loved and cared for. Even then I was very careful about birth control. I have NEVER had unprotected sex, ever. I am on the pill, and I use condoms when not in a long-term monogamous relationship.
I think that
On Every Journey There Is A Meaning.... A Poem I WroteOn Every Journey There Is A Meaning
Sometimes life seems to just pass us by,
Leaving our tomorrows with endless why's.
Our minds race to see what lyes ahead on the journey's we make,
But we cant pick or choose what paths we decide WE want to take.
We knew from the start what we were chosen to do in our heart,
But the future is blinded to us as we must start at the beginning part.
Each path would take us to places unknown and we would face fears,
There are even paths that lead us to waterfalls made from our tears.
Every day we continue on one step at a time always getting a little farther,
Even tho some steps and some days seem to be getting harder and harder.
Some search for different things, maybe even a kind of healing,
But if we trust in the Father we know and accept *On Every Journey There Is A Meaning*
written by: Debbie Frensley
You're BeautifulI wish it were not raining, I see it in your eyes.
The world has been so cruel to you, told so many lies.
I wish that I could hold you, chase those tears away.
I want to make you laugh so bad, and forget about the day.
I want to steal you far away, and rest a bit your mind.
And though I want these so bad, there's no way I can find.
So i'm asking for a promise and i'll have to just have faith.
That you will try to find a smile and not these words forsake.
I know you feel the world has died and it drawns down to an end.
But what about the lives you fill to me and other friends?
I only have just one voice and I yell so loud it breaks.
The tears you cry you think just damp are filling up my lakes.
Can't you find the sunshine, just for one more day?
Instead of saying i'm going can't you say I guess i'll stay?
You can not let them win this way, when they build their hateful fire.
You have to spread your wings now dear, take yourself up higher.
Now I can go on all day with all
Miss You AllI miss you all, I am not used to not being online. I am doing the best I can and bein strong. hugs to all and I miss you
To Those Who Survived... From The 50s Thru The 70s...TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE
1930s 40s, 50s, 60s and 70s !!
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.
Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking .
As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts, or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.
We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter, and drank koolaid made with sugar, but we we
An Indiana Farmer In Hell!A farmer from the cornfields of Indiana dies and goesbto hell. Once he's there, the Devil notices that this farmer is not suffering like the rest of the folks are. He checks his gauges and sees that it's 95 degrees and about 80% humidity.
So he goes to the farmer and asks why he's so happy. The farmer replies, "I like it here. It's just like plowing my fields in June."
Unhappy with the farmer's response, the devil goes back to his controls and turns the temperature up to 105 degrees and 90% humidity. After making the adjustment, the devil goes looking for the farmer.
Finding him just as happy as can be, the frustrated ol' Devil asks the farmer again why he's so happy. "This is even better now! It's like pulling weeds in the fields during July!" says the farmer.
The Devil, now quite upset and deciding to make the farmer really suffer, returns to his controls and cranks the heat up to 115 degrees and the humidity to 100%. "Now we'll see if that farmer is smiling!
Random Questionswho was your last?
1. Hungout with? Jade
2. Rode in a car with? mum
3. Went to the movies with? it was with either mum or dad and liz
4. Went shopping with? Jade
5. Commented? Dustin
6. Text Messaged? Jade
7. Hugged? Mum
A N S W E R. T R U T H F U L L Y.
1. Do you like anyone? yeah
2. Sun or moon? moon
3. Winter or Fall? fall
4. left or right? right
5. 10 acquaintances or two best friends? 2 best friends
6. Sunny or rainy? rainy
7. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? chocolate
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A B O U T . Y O U.
1. What time is it? 20.37
2. First Name? Anna
3. Where do you wanna live? anywhere thats closer to Dustin
4. How many kids do you want? 2
5. Do you want to get married? yeah but not for a while
7. Have you ever eaten spam? not that i remember but that doesn't mean i havent lol
8. Favorite ice cream? chocolate fudge brownie
9. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet? 2 or 3
10. Do
To Everyone Who Comments My Page:I have recently disabled the html comments on my page. this isnt permanent or anything its just that some are so huge that they stretch out my page. i just want to wait until theyve cleared and see which way i prefer. its not that i dont like or appreciate them, i really do, which is why this is temporary. I love you all and thanks to the loyal friends who actually read this. :-P
Origin Of TapsHave any of you ever been to a military funeral in which taps were played; this brings out a new meaning of it. Here is something Every American should know. Until I read this, I didn't know, but I checked it out and it's true: We in the United States have all heard the haunting song, "Taps". It's the song that gives us that lump in our throats and usually tears in our eyes. But, do you know the story behind the song? If not, I think you will be interested to find out about its humble beginnings. Reportedly, it all began in 1862 during the Civil War, when Union Army Captain Robert Ellicombe was with his men near Harrison 'S Landing in Virginia . The Confederate Army was on the other side of the narrow strip of land. During the night, Captain Ellicombe heard the moans of a soldier who lay severely wounded on the field. Not knowing if it was a Union or Confederate soldier, the Captain decided to risk his life and bring the stricken man back for medical attention. Crawling on his stomach
A Few Things That Bother Mein 1984 the first black miss america vanessa williamswas forced to resign due to some nude photos published of her
in 1989 madona lost a 5 million $ pepsi contract because people couldnt handle her contreversial ways
but this garbage is glorified?
Pit Bull - video powered by Metacafe
promoting this ughhh ill never understand this
Nike aired a commercial featuring a face-off between a Rottweiler and a pit bull in a brief but unmistakeable imitation of a street dogfight. Nike believed the commercial was "edgy" and has not, to date, made any effort to undo the damage, either by apology or public education. thank god it was pulled
and in the video 99 problem jay z promotes dog fighting
Music Video Codes - MySpace Layouts
ughh ok im done ranting
Smelly Womenman walks into an elevator and theres a women in there so he stands next to her, after a while he turns to the lady and said can i smell your pussy? the women taken back in disgust slaps him and says NO!! so the man calmly looks at her and said must be you feet then.
Hey, Whatever It Takes.ever wonder what goes on in the mind of a baby?
my son just spent a little less than an hour pushing his high chair from the kitchen to the living room. i guess he wanted to watch tv while eating? who knows!
why didn't i stop him, you ask?
well, first and foremost, it was fun to watch. but also because the poor baby tuckered himself out good and is now napping.
Come A Little Closercome and get some closer
or leave me here alone
do you wanna save me and heal my broken hearth?
do you wanna save me
now you've got the chance
do you wanna brake me
come and take my hand
come and get some closer
so I can tell you more
come rescue my lovely
couse in my head it is a war
do you wanna save me
now you've got the chance
do you wanna brake me
come and take my hand
come and help escape me
from every problem in this world
come and get out of here
together or alone .....
Bdsm SymbolThe BDSM Emblem has no "obvious" symbolism because it was created to be enigmatic. To the vanilla observer who would be put off by BDSM, it is merely an attractive piece of jewelry. Thus, we can wear it freely as a friendly salute, nod, and wink to other BDSMers we should happen to pass on the sidewalks and in the hallways of our daily lives.
To the insider, however, the Emblem is full of meaning.
The three divisions represent the various threesomes of BDSM. First of all, the three divisions of BDSM itself: B&D, D&S, and S&M. Secondly, the three-way creed of BDSM behavior: Safe, Sane, and Consensual. Thirdly, the three divisions of our community: Tops, Bottoms, and Switches.
It is this third symbolism that gives meaning to the holes in each unit. Since BDSM is at the very least a play style and at its greatest a love style, the holes represent the incompleteness of any individual within the BDSM context. However "together" and "whole" individuals may be, there remains a void
Before You Open MeBefore you open me
Make sure this is truly something you want to do
Right now all you have is an outside view
Are you ready to explore what lies within?
Think about this for a while before you begin
What you’re about to experience is very precious
Some would say priceless
I am wise beyond my years as my soul is old
Some would say ageless
Few have scratched the surface
And many failed to grasp its meaning
Of the life that has taken me
Far beyond simple dreaming.
Are you prepared to dive
Into the black sea of my soul?
Can you abandon all your fears
And all that you’ve been told?
Are you ready
For a new kind of addiction?
I think you like danger
At least that’s my prediction
Learn what makes me smile
And what touches my heart
Learn why it is
I relish the dark
Hear the laughing demons
Tuck me in at night
Feel the lustful passions
Lurking behind my blackened sight
Open me
Touch my pages
Be careful
I can be quite contagious
Smell the scents of st
Sex Vs LoveA teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same all
Do You Know When A Woman Is "testing" You?Do You Know When A Woman Is "Testing" You?
>If you'd like to learn the fascinating story
of how I went from having no dates to being
able to get dates anytime I want... with just
about any woman I want... then go read THIS:
http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/Catalog/
***QUESTION***
Hey Dave,
I've recently bought your audio series and it's
just amazing! By combining what I've learned
through the 'inner game' and the 'outer game' I've
been able to date a lot of women I've had my eye
on for a while but just never had the nerve to
talk to them. One of them is a 9 and we have had
rehearsal together everyday. She's one of those
types that 'knows' they're pretty and you can
definitely see that in her attitude. Well she
tried to sit on a desk and it started to creak,
and I looked over at my friend and said:
ME: "Watch, in a couple of minutes, we'll hear a
crash, and we'll know it's her!"
HER: (With a look of, 'I can't believe you just
said that
Could We Have KnownWhen all we have is sand slipping through our fingers and the lines of our cupped hands
Who will we turn to?
Our hour of need is not eminent...but it is apparent in the way we writhe and squirm like worms and maggots before the power the drips like aconite from the giving tree.
The ones that knew everything
That held our hands behind our backs as they prostituted us out
Selling us like whores to the highest bidder to see who could get the most work
Who could build the tallest tower with the mountain of flesh, of blood, of puke and piss and shit and sex stain
Now cower in fear as the winds lash their pale, bruised, broken backs.
We were the forsaken. They...they aren't even named.
How lucky in this fine hour that you have fine china and fresh polished silver to eat from. This is the land of the free. Where the only cost is...pound for pound what you spend the chains and whips descend, the dogs bite deeper...one more bit of flesh chewed slowly from the bone, gristle squish
Rules For Christmas!! LolRules for Christmas:
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.
2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer that single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up. Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip. It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-aholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it! Have one for me. Have two. It's Christmas.
3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.
4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like
For Those That Didnt See The BulletinKathy aka BrattyBytch is in a "Funny Pic" Contest by CrazyZane ..Lets bomb the Hell outta Her and Help her Win !!!!!!..Here's a Link to the Pic... Come on ya'll You know she's always helping anyone who needs Level'd up or Anything like that ..
- Get Your Own
Please Vote For Mehttp://www.cherrytap.com/stixxx comment bomb my picture please rate help me win luv always *alexus*
Raven Is Now Accepting Indie Wrestling Committments/booking Once AgainAs of November 3, 2006, Raven is once again accepting indie wrestling bookings. Promoters interested in booking Raven to appear at their shows should e-mail all inquiries to bookings@theraveneffect.com
Please note this address is for serious inquiries only and is not a fan mail address.
♥ I Date Like A Man Lol ♥You Date Like a Man
According to studies on dating, you date like a man.
You date casually and frequently, getting serious with select people over time.
Physical attraction and chemistry is very important to you.
And if there's nothing more than a physical connection, that's okay with you (at least for a while).
You are definitely looking for love, but you are in no rush to find it.
You figure love will eventually come your way, and you're not going to live like a monk while you're waiting!
Do You Date Like a Man or a Woman?
Of When He CameOF WHEN HE CAME
He came softly in the night
Floating gently through my dreams
Like mists upon the sea
A shapeless form before my eyes
He drifted lose, then moved away
And still his face remained unseen
A fantasy implanted
Deep within my sleeping soul
A gentle breeze stirred the curtains
Near the open window
The moon glistened softly in the dark…
And he returned closer now…
He came on unseen wings of silken threads
Until at last my sleeping eyes could see
The silhouetted shadow of his face
I heard the music of his laughter
As it echoed through my ears
He reached out with graceful hands
To gently touch my sleeping eyes
As if by magic,
I could see though still asleep
I felt the softness of his lips
As they caressed my waiting cheek
His warm breath upon my neck sent
Burning fires through my soul
His hair fell down across his face
And every hair that touched my skin left
Fire in its place
His tender touch felt cool as ice
And light as falling snow
Lightening
Such A Let DownYou Are a Losing Lottery Ticket!
Full of hope and promise.
But in the end, a cheap letdown.
What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?
New Skin Is Up..new skin..heartbreaker is up..got some tweaks to work out tho..xoxox
feel free to rip it!
EDIT!!!!
FIXED IT!! GO RIP IT!!!
Dangerous Shit!Hi all,
I have just uploaded a few new vids of me risking death to my profile page.
One of them has me locked in a Medieval torture device and tied to the back of a dragster with 100 ft of rope.
I have 60 seconds to get free before the hot rod truck tears off and rips me apart.
In fact, I WAS NOT OUT by the time the truck took off and I had to BREAK one of my thumbs to get it out of the Medieval torture thumbscrews so that I would not be killed.
For me this was an easy choice to make!
Check them all out, drop me messages and comments, and tell your friends to check them out.
Cheers, Santini: The Dark Master of Escape
www.thedarkmaster.com
I Wanna Be Your EverythingFirst time I looked in your eyes I knew
That I would do anything for you
The first time you touched my face I felt
What I never felt, with anyone else
I wanna give back what you’ve given to me
And I withness all of your dreams
Now that you shown me
Who I really am
I wanna be more then just your man
When you wake up
I’ll be the first thing you see and…
When it gets dark
You can reach out to me
I’ll cherish your word and…
I’ll finish your thoughts and…
I’ll be your compass baby
When you get lost
I wanna be the wind the fills your sails and…
Be the hand that lifts your veil
Be the moon that moves your tide
The sun coming up in your eyes
I’ll be the wheel that never rusts
Be the spark that lights you up
All that you’ve been dreaming of and more
So much more
I wanna be your everything
My FeelingsEmpty
The feeling empty is a lonely feeling ,
Life has no meaning or brightness
Love is a lie and empty and hurtful
The truth about love is that for some
it is wonderful and great and happy
and a dream come true.
But for others there is just nothing
no real feelings no warmth no joy
no bliss nothing .
Love is just a word you say to make
someone else happy ,not a feeling
not an emotion not anything at all...
Just a word a lie a empty meaningless
word...
By Ronda McMillan
Truth
The truth is I have been going through life thinking that love is real and a joyful
thing to have in your life ....Wrong Wrong Wrong I have the love of a wonderful
man that I do not deserve , with the way I feel about Love he is better off with
someone other then me............................
I care about him and wish I could feel that kind of love for him that he has for me
but I think I am not able at this point in my life to give anyone that much feeling
I am EM
ChristmasHo! Ho! Ho!
Spreading some Holiday cheer.
Merry christmas & A Happy New Year.
Lotz of hugs & kisses 2 u from me.
God Bless!
Sexy Cherry Contestvery go vote now you can vote for as many girls as you want as many times as you want
http://www.cherrytap.com/images.php?u=455433&albumid=140104
Anyone From Texashey im near austin texas im goin threw a divorce i am 18 female hit me up
I Did What? Shut The Fuck Up, No I Didnt.... I Did? Fuck...1. The Classic - stories at breakfast the morning after. Apparently you had quite the night, but you don't remember a damn thing.
2. The "Aw Fuck" - You drunkenly call your ex and confess your never dying love to him/her. You realize this when they call you the next day about that date you promised. Aw fuck.
3. The "What is this tube doing in my arm" - you wake up in the hospital. Fighting the biggest guy you could find seemed like a good idea at the time...
4. The Empty Condom Wrapper - you might have had the best sex of your life last night...except you couldn't feel it at the time, and you definately can't remember if it was good or not (nor can you remember your mystery bedmate's name, damn)
5. The Wet Wakeup - you wake up covered in either pee or puke or both, and you're not even sure if it's yours. Lovely.
6. The Kodak Moment - pictures, proof that you're a drunken idiot.
7. The Ink - waking up realizing the Dave Matthews Band logo is tattooed across your back i
To All Lady Friends, Guys Pass On To You're Lady Friends!!Attentions Ladies (Please Read) (thanks Opaline)
Body: Heads up everyone! Please keep this circulating...
>
>You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get inside. You
>start the engine and shift into Reverse, and when you look into the
>rearview mirror to back out of your parking space, you notice a piece of
>paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. So, you shift into Park,
>unlock your doors and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or
>whatever it is) that is obstructing your view. When you reach the back
>of your car, the car jackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car
>and take off. They practically mow you down as they speed off in your
>car. And guess what, ladies? Your purse is still in the car, and if they
>see your home address and have your keys, your home is now compromised!
>BEWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED. If you see a piece of
>paper stuck to your back window, just drive away , remove the paper later
>and be than
Stay TrueAll through my life I've seen so many smiling faces come and go some of them have
tryed to bring my spirit low..
'cuz they see my hearts devoted to the one who alwayz knows
Seem to hold my hand so tight or let it go
I hear people talkin theres no way im stoppin
empty words wont change my love for
I'm gonna stay true i dont want someone knew
I'm gonna stay true to you
I'm gonna stay true this is my attitude
I'm gonna stay true cuz nobody else will do
Alwayz tryin to convince me that your love is just a lie,
That I might as well be listenin to the sky
Saying you wont really love me when you know whats deep inside,
You'll just go cuz your
above the sacrifice
One thing that I know of
they cant steal your love
doubting words wont change my point of view
I'm gonna stay true i dont want someone knew
I'm gonna stay true to you
I'm gonna stay true this is my attitude
I'm gonna stay true cuz nobody else will do
This is all I want out of life
please know your lov
High On YouWhenever I hear that sweet voice of yours
it makes my heart beat
Our love is all so new
without you im incomplete
I love you
with all of my heart
I know it to be true
I hate being apart
You are my other half
without you I am nothing
You always make me laugh
making me feel something
Something way down
deep down inside
Whenever your around
I start to glide
YayI'm getting new glasses today weeee! my old pair died and i couldn't find any other frames like them, but i found two new pairs. i hads to go to the eye doctor today to make sure the new contacts she gave me were good and so i paid for my frames as well and am picking up one of the pairs today. the other pair i'll have to wait since they only have one lens for it in stock there. I miss wearing glasses. they're fun sometimes. of course i'll mainly wear contacts..mainly... they mostly come out at night..mostly.... errr...i mean...the end.
Thirst N ThrustThere is a fire within us..
that only needs a touch to bring forth flame.
Passion ignites...
when I hear you whisper my name.
My body shivers... oh...
but not from cold...
but from the sweet anticipation...
of a desire that never seems to grow old.
I lay my head upon your chest..
kiss your skin softly.
I breathe in the manly scent of you...
it intoxicates me like wine...
making my senses whirl...
or maybe it is the way your hands...
are softly caressing my back...
making me melt...
yet every nerve is tingling...
with the need of you.
You gently lift me up and softly kiss my forehead
Sending chills all down my spine
Can't wait the anticipation...
Softly kiss up your body gently caress our lips...
My body fills with excitement and anticipation
Hands roaming each others bodies
Filling the silkiness of your skin
My heart starts pounding from pleasure
As your fingers run over my treasures
Gently sliding the ke
Only In IllinoisBEING FROM ILLINOIS, I CAN ATTEST THAT THESE ARE ALL TRUE!!!
Jeff Foxworthy on Illinois:
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Illinois.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Illinois.
If someone in a store offers you assistance & they don't work there, you might live in Illinois.
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Illinois.
If you have ever worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Illinois.
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Illinois.
If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Illinois.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Illinoisan WHEN:
1. Vacation means going north or south on I-55 for the weekend.
2. Yo
♥ Damn I'ma Tree ♥You Are a Tree
You love every part of the holidays, down to the candy canes and stockings. And you're goofy enough to put a Christmas tree ornament on your tree!
What Christmas Ornament Are You?
Surfing UnderwaterI keep hearing
From the other side
Another form of truth
Like feeling indestructible
But knowing
I can be broken
Living without fear
Though I can still
Be scared
Wanting my space
And craving you
Were here
Longing to hear
Forever
Needing that warmth
But when it is spoken
You remind me
Of Judas
It all is the same
Your view of reality
And what is
Driving you mad
Getting real happy
Then
Remembering sad
♥ Me And Marriage ♥You Are 63% Ready for Marriage
You are almost ready for marriage, and you could be ready to be engaged.
You're still figuring out the details of your ideal relationship!
Are You Ready for Marriage?
The OneI wonder were you are
near or far away
I wanna be with you
every night and day
I’m lookin for an answer in your eyes
I’m searchin for your love
deep inside
your love
is everything i live for
your voice
is what i hear
your touch
is everything i dream of
cuze you are
the one i need
the one i need
i wonder how you feel
my love for you is true
id walk a thousand miles
just to be with you
I’m lookin for an answer in your eyes
I’m searchin for your love
deep inside
your love
is everything I live for
your voice
is what I hear
your touch
is everything I dream of
cuz you are
the one I need
the one I need
A Solder's FatherSlain Soldier's Father Paints Jeep In Honor
Michigan City Indiana
A father aiming to honor his son who was killed in Iraq had the soldier's Jeep professionally handpainted with protraits of the young man.
Pfc. Brian J. Schoff of Manchester, Tenn. was standing near his military Humvee when a roadside bomb exploded Jan 28. He was assigned to the 101st Airborne Division, based at Ft. Campbell, Ky.
His father Brian L. Schoff of Michigan City, had an Arkansas company paint the 2001 Jeep Wrangler with his son being comforted by an angel in one and surrounded by his fellow solditers in another.
"It's touching," saod Schoff.
He said people often give a thumbs-up or honk their horns whenever they see the Jeep and offer condolences.
The outstretched wings of an eagle and an American flag decorate the hood, and Army tanks and helicopters are on the driver's side.
On the rear fender is a biblical verse from John 15:13, "Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay d
Maybe I Won't Look Back!I woke up from dreaming
I dreamed I got a call from a friend of mine, she sounded really lonely
But I had somewhere to be
I said I'll call you later
'Cause I really had to go, I can't be late, she'll be okay, this is important
Then I forgot completely
You can be who you choose to be
But whether you do, or whether you don't
Depends on your priorities
And I know that it's not easy
I'm looking for the peace to find some sleep tonight
'Cause I'm
Not very proud of the way I have lived today
But if I choose to
Follow Him along the way
Then maybe I won't look back
Feel like time has gone and passed me by
Then maybe I won't look back
On those days I could have said something
In those times when help was needed I was busy
Was it worth it, no I don't think so, Cause now I see the moment is gone
In some way I could have done something
A thoughtful word a simple smile but I was selfish,
But if I change my heart today, tomorrow it may be okay
And maybe I won't look ba
♥ My Element ♥Your Element Is Air
You dislike conflict, and you've been able to rise above the angst of the world.
And when things don't go your way, you know they'll blow over quickly.
Easygoing, you tend to find joy from the simple things in life.
You roll with the punches, and as a result, your life is light and cheerful.
You find it easy to adapt to most situations, and you're an open person.
With you, what you see is what you get... and people love that!
What's Your Element?
What Is Reflexology And How Does It Work?Reflexology is a gentle art, a fascinating science and an extremely effective form of therapeutic foot massage that has carved an impressive niche in the field of complementary medicine. It is a science because it is based on physioloical and neurolgical study: and an art because much depends on how skillfully the practitioner applies his or her knowledge, and the dynamics which occur between practitioner and recipient.
Reflexology is a holistic healing technique, the term 'holistic' desrived from the Greek word holos which means 'whole' and as such aims to treat the individual as an entity incorproating body, mind and spirit. Reflexologsits do not isolate a disease and treat is symptomatically, nor do they work specifically on a problem organ or system, but on the whole person with the object of inducing a state ofbalance and harmony. The art of reflex foot massage must not be confused with basic foot massage or body massage in general. It is a specific pressure technique which works
E'guda!!!!!Fish Eye and the Dolphin
When Doing a girl doggy style and you attempt to put it in her bum, she looks back at you with one eye (like a fish) and goes "ah ah ah ah ah ah!" (the dolphin)
C cups D cups
A phrase meaning "whatever" and meant to demonstrate apathy towards another person/place/thing. Derived from an internet rap hit which depicted the large size of a number of female celebrities' breasts.
y control
1.The act of controlling a female in some way either emotionally or physically, referring to the male Y chromosome
E'guda
A term developed by an anonymous genius, who started to use the word in place of others, it fits into many sentences. E’guda is much like the word “okay” it can be used in many ways to express ones emotions with an answer.
when asked if Ed would like to go to the mall, he loudly and angrily replied “E’guda” to show his resentment towards the idea, but when Ed was asked if he would like a piece of cake, he replied much more enthus
♥ My Bathroom Habits ♥What Your Bathroom Habits Say About You
You are a very considerate person, but that doesn't mean you let people walk all over you.
You spend a lot on clothes, and you tend to be a very dresser. However, it's hard for you to throw away trendy clothes when they go out of style.
You have the perfect blend of confidence and class. You're proud of who you are - but you don't broadcast it.
In relationships, you tend to be very romantic and demanding. You'll treat your partner like gold, but you expect a lot in return.
What Do Your Bathroom Habits Say About You?
Yet Another Friend Gone!Fuck it!...I give up! I do not care anymore!.....I'm tired....I'm tired of trying to be there for ungrateful people who call themselves friend's when all they do is complain and disrespect you in everyway when you constantly tell them to stop!! Not only do I lose a "friend" in the process....I get hurt, they tell me not to get too attached and I don't but it's going to hurt no matter what! I've tried so many time's with this person...I've forgiven him too many times and I can't take it anymore I have respect for myself so therefore I had to let him go so he would know that I was serious this time and I wasn't playing game's....he think's he could just call me name's anytime he want's and get away with it...maybe with the old me he could have but there's a new Michelle in town and I refuse to put up with people's bullshit! I've dealt with stupid people all my life (18 years) and I'm tired of being the good one who's just too nice and let's everyone walk all over me..NO! It's not right.
Your PrerceptionLife through a Pit Bull’s Eyes
You breed me to be strong,
Now you think you were wrong.
I am man's best friend,
Now you want me to meet my end.
I live to protect the ones that I love,
I'm the best of my breed a step above.
I'm as good as you raise me to be,
I was not born evil can't you see.
I come in different shapes, sizes, and colors,
I'm here to serve my master just like all the others.
My master loves me as if one of their own,
When I walk by there side or fetch a bone.
Here is a little history about my kind,
Always keep these facts in the back of your mind.
I lived in the white house with a President named Teddy,
During the 1st World War, I was an American symbol can’t you see.
Sgt. Stubby was the most decorated war dog and this is no lie.
I even lived with the little Rascles once upon a time,
I’ve lived with the brightest man ever known,
Thomas Edison he created the light bulb,
Now that I’ve given you some history about my kind,
Let me get back to what’s
♥ I'm Santas Raindeer...but Which One? ♥You Are Comet
A total daredevil, you're the reindeer with an edge!
Why You're Naughty: You almost gave Santa a heart attack when you took him sky diving
Why You're Nice: You always make sure the sleigh is going warp speed
Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?
So So Fine - GlowstickboyHe is soooooooooooo fine! Soooooooo sexy :)
I would do him in a heartbeat... but i know all the other girls want him :(
http://cherrytap.com/trance_lover
???people???Why do people act like they are your friends when they are not? I had been talking to this girl for a few months and I though we were cool but all of a sudden. She starts crank calling my house and messed with my myspace....some people even took me off there myspace and i don't know why. So to the one of you that knows i have this and is on my list... you know who you are... I am sorry ...and nothing like what ever happend will happen again..whatever it was... I have my account back and have changed the password so that no one knows it or can get it. Sorry for what ever happened...
As far as my life goes i have met a guy and i think we are datting....i say think because we are not saying we are bf/gf but we do spend every day together that we are bouth off work... So wish me luck.
..ah.i am tired watching chase 7am til 6pm is wearing me out
he isn't even my baby
but he is the cutest thing
he is 11months
today he isn't feeling well
so he isn't taken naps like he always does
now he is in the trash
he keeps me busy
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Key West PleasureThe place, an open air hut in Key West, it's all about the thought of sex in a beautiful place and the chemistry we share.. All of which I happen to excel at Dede.
She's watching us Sexy. .As were kissing, my hands are rubbing the small of your back and you feel it all the way to your inner thighs, the tingling that is.
As I lay your naked body on the bed, nibbling on your shoulders and neck I break out the oil and start to massage and kiss you. You look up to through the porch and your eyes meet, you lay your head back down.
My hands running from your shoulders to your calves, running down the inside of your legs, over your shaved pussy and ass and I smack your ass just a bit while my left hand and mouth play with your upper body.
As your ass rises to meet my hands I insert my thumb on my right hand into your wet pussy and rub you with my other fingers on the oily outside of your hood...all the while rubbing you with my left hand and running my tongue all over your body w
Merry ChristmasMERRY CHRISTMAS....
On the way home last night, I was listening to the radio when a newscaster
called his little 91 year old granny to talk to her about the "Holidays". He
mentioned that he had noticed that Christmas has become so "politically
correct" that no mention of Christmas is made by most retailers, we now wish
people "Happy Holidays."
His granny said she missed the Old Fashioned Christmas when everyone
wished each other "Merry Christmas".
I thought about it and agree...so this year I will be making a conscious
effort to wish everyone Merry Christmas...my way of saying that I am
celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ. So I'm asking my email buddies, if
you agree with me, to please do the same.
And if you'll pass this on to your email buddies, and so on...maybe we can
prevent one more American tradition from being lost in the sea of "Political
Correctness."
God Bless and MERRY CHRISTMAS to AMERICA!!
Better Info, Help This Lady Out.IF YOU CAN HELP, AND HAVE TROUBLE WITH THE E-MAIL LINK, HERE IS THE POINT OF CONTACT PERSON. REMEMBER THIS IS NOT A SCAM. THIS IS JUST A LADY THAT NEEDS A LITTLE HELP UNTIL SHE CAN GET BACK ON HER FEET AND FEND FOR HERSELF AGAI. LETS KEEP HER OFF THE STREETS AND KEEP HER FROM BEING ANOTHER NUMBER.
MetaliZatioN@ CherryTAP
I AM ALSO A FRIEND OF CHRISSY. I HAVE HELPED ALL I CAN. I KNOW PERSONALLY SHE IS A LADY WITH A LOT OF PRIDE. IT TOOK A LOT FOR HER TO ACCEPT MY HELP. SHE DOESN'T NEED A HANDOUT, SHE NEEDS A HAND UP. UNTIL SHE CAN GET BACK ON HER FEET AGAIN. ANYTHING YOU CAN DO TO HELP WOULD BE GREAT. CONTACT THE ORGINATOR OF THIS MESSAGE TO HELP HER OUT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. AND PLEASE REPOST THIS IF YOU CAN. REMEBER IT IS CHRISTMAS TIME.
PLEASE NOTE THE E-MAIL ADDRESS TO USE TO GIVE ANY HELP YOU CAN. THANK YOU.
My friend Chrissy needs help, she is a member of CherryTap you know her as ctexastornado.
Chrissy is a proud woman who although is on the verge of losing her apa
This Is Not Only A Fantasy,but Example Of What You Should ExpectMy fantasy begins with the usual introductory Love Making. We are both naked with the exception of your panties. We have thoroughly introduced our bodies to one another, and you are now standing in front of me, as I fall on my knees behind you to gaze at your beautiful silk encased and fully rounded ass.
Then as you look at me from over your shoulder, and our eyes meet, I lean forward and grasp the waistband of your panties in my teeth and slowly pull them downward. You smile as you watch my nose all but disappear in the
magnificent crack of your ass. It tickles a little as my nose lightly grazes your shadowy canyon on its journey downward. I in turn am reveling in the mixture of fragrances I encounter during my exploration. I can detect your wonderful perfume coupled with some body talc, and a bit of feminine perspiration
moistening the deep valley between those dimpled globes. I find the aroma very appealing and begin to stroke my already hard cock.
Soon the waistba
HimAll alone in a room full of people
I scan searching for a familiar face
My eyes connect with a beautiful woman
A woman I have seen before
This woman holds yet another flower
Dark, dull, and almost colorless
I know this one very well
The flower of depression
A man, also keeps focus on me
I tall, seemingly dark man
He catches my interest
I feel like I need him
The woman hands him my flower
He almost glides across the room
Standing in front of me he reaches for me
Instantly I know who he represents
I look into his eyes and he whispers
"Take my hand, it is your time"
I place my hand in his
All emotion and pain, gone
No more tears, no more heartache
Just silence, peace of heart and mind
I would have searched for him sooner
Had I known this feeling I could obtain
It's all over now, no more worries
Just the feeling serenity
I can now smile again
Because now all is as it should be
Well.......Ok I havent heard from chuck in a week now so I assume its over. I think its for the best he never cared about me anyways. My problem is that he has some of my stuff ( important stuff) and I dont know how im going to get it back. For the friends that i love sorry i havent been keeping up in contacting i just have been so busy. much love.
This Is An Eye-opener!> > >
>> > > over to him as he crawled around looking for his
>> > > asked him why I had never seen him before.
>> > > to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends
>> > >
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>> > > We all know or
>> > > knew someone like this!!
>> > >
>> > > One day, when I was a freshman in high school,
>> > >
>> > > I saw a kid from my class was walking home from
>> > > school.
>> > >
>> > > His name was Kyle.
>> > >
>> > > It looked like he was
>> > >
>> > > carrying all of his books.
>> > >
>> > > I thought to myself, "Why would anyone
>> > > bring home all his books on a Friday?
>> > >
>> > > He must really be a nerd."
>> > >
>> > > I had quite a weekend planned (parties and
>> > > a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon),
>> > > so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
>> > >
>> > > As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids
>> > > running toward him.
>> > >
>> > > They ran at him, knocking all his books
>> > > out of his arms and tripping him s
This Is Not Only A Fantasy,but Example Of What You Should ExpectMy fantasy begins with the usual introductory Love Making. We are both naked with the exception of your panties. We have thoroughly introduced our bodies to one another, and you are now standing in front of me, as I fall on my knees behind you to gaze at your beautiful silk encased and fully rounded ass.
Then as you look at me from over your shoulder, and our eyes meet, I lean forward and grasp the waistband of your panties in my teeth and slowly pull them downward. You smile as you watch my nose all but disappear in the
magnificent crack of your ass. It tickles a little as my nose lightly grazes your shadowy canyon on its journey downward. I in turn am reveling in the mixture of fragrances I encounter during my exploration. I can detect your wonderful perfume coupled with some body talc, and a bit of feminine perspiration
moistening the deep valley between those dimpled globes. I find the aroma very appealing and begin to stroke my already hard cock.
Soon the waistba
5 Hours Left...please Help, It's A Close Race!!!FIRST OFF, I AM SORRY IF I HAVE NEGLECTED I SHOWING APPRECIATION AND LOVE BACK TO ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE TAKEN THE TIME TO SHOW YOURS. I HAD A DEATH IN THE FAMILY, AND WAS PREOCCUPIED WITH THAT FOR THE LAST SEVERAL DAYS. THIS SITE IS AWESOME, AND I LOVE THAT I HAVE HAD THE PLEASURE OF TALKING TO SO MANY OF YOU SINCE I JOINED! THANKS FOR ALL YOUR KIND WORDS.
IF YOU HAVE A CHANCE, PLEASE HELP ME IN THIS CONTEST! IT'S BEEN A LOT OF FUN DOING IT, AND IT'S REMAINED A CLOSE CALL THROUGH THE WHOLE THING. ANY AND ALL VOTES AND RATINGS WOULD BE TOO COOL OF YOU! MUCH LOVE AND THANKS TO YOU ALL!!!
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ABOVE IS THE LINK TO MY CONTEST PIC!!
Why Is It Hard For Me?Why is it so hard for me to come out and tell you everyting that I can when I write them down or E-Mail them to you. Every time I am with you I get tongue tied because of being around you makes my mind go blank some times. I do get thoughts of things that I want to say to you but am afraid to say them for the fact that I don't want to screw up what I want to say to you. You are everything that I want to have and be with and it makes me happy when you smile. I want to always tell you something everytime you ask me what is on my mind and I tell you nothing. Their is always something going on in their, just afraid to say what it is sometimes. I care about you and don't want you to think I am a Idiot or something when I say it, but I must look like one when I don't tell you. You mean the world to me and when I do come up with some of the things I write is after some of our talks and I get you tongue tied as to what you won't say or that you want to say but can't yet. I understand i
Star Of Wishes And HopesStar of wishes and hope
When I wishupon a star...
It ranges from near to far...
But my wish never comes true...
Because I never end up with you...
So now I have is hope...
And thats all I can do...
Instead of only wishing to be with you...
I can hope for it to.
Heather Ann Taylor
Copyright ©2006 Heather Ann Taylor
Crazy DaysLast night a friend of mine called me and asked if she could come over. She was having a rough night and just needed to hang out with a friend. No problem, I said! Come on over.
She has a very happy and upbeat disposition so it wasn't long before we were joking around and cracking each other up. Then she asked if I had anything to drink. I'm single, I like alcohol, so the question was more, "what do you want" than "do I have anything". She chose the Jack, my favorite, and we started taking shots.
It didn't take long before we were on the internet, watching Turrets Guy and laughing our asses off. She wanted to see my site here on CT, since I spend so much time here. (Sorry guys, this is not heading towards a lesbian love fest... we weren't THAT drunk.) We stayed up for hours talking and laughing and having a great time.
When she left I realized that I was absolutely blitzed out of my friggin mind. My plan for the evening had been to come home, eat, and respond to my
A Letter To My SoulmateA letter to my soulmate
They say there is only one special person for everyone...
I never thought it true...
That was until there was you.
You came into my life and made it yours...
in every single way...
and I thank god for that everyday.
You've shown me so much love...
like I have never known...
and I can't believe how much it has grown.
I never thought it possible...
to love someone so completly...
but know I know why...
It's because you complete me.
Heather Ann Taylor
Copyright ©2006 Heather Ann Taylor
~the Real Me~You know what I let you know, I show only what I want to show. You see what I let you see. It can never be that you see the true me, because I keep it locked up for eternity. I keep it deep down buried in my soul. I'll never let my true feeling's free. I fall in love and try to show him, but then I go and get screwed over. I put you before I put myself, but you act as if my love for you was never felt. My heart get's abused, as I am being used. Alway's afraid to open up, because I alway's get hung up. Always looking for a friend, one that I can trust and depend on. Trying to forget my past, but I alway's seem to finish last. Constantly remembering what Mi Familia went through. Wondering if it will happen to me too. Can true love really work out? Or will there alway's be doubt? As the one who get's hurt cries out. My love never seemed to mount to anything at all, Big or small. I highly recommend that you don't go off the deep end. And pretend to amend, and say you are in love when you n
God Can You See Me?God can you see me?
The world keeps going around...
and it keeps bringing me down...
it's not the same thing, different day...
but a new problem in a bad way...
I don't know what to do... today... tomorrow... or any other day.
I think I'm getting out...
but instead I'm falling in...
when will my bad luck begin to end?
They say God only gives you what your strong enough to handle...
and I'm sorry to say...I don't know him well...
as he must not know me...
because you see I'm so close to breaking...
so why can't he see...
so he can stop this downward spiral from totally breaking me...?
Heather Ann Taylor
Copyright ©2006 Heather Ann Taylor
New StuffI hope yall are havin a great day! I've added some new stuff, pics, stuff in the stash, funny things. I'm not goin to beg that you look at it, or even leave a comment but if you do i would love you! Catch yall later.
Freddy
Harley Davidson Vs. GodThe inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?"
Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...."
God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?"
God said, "Ah, yes."
"Well", said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in t
Marijuana Misconceptions10) MARIJUANA USE HAS NO EFFECT ON MORTALITY: A massive study of California HMO members funded by the National Institute on Drug Abuse (NIDA) found marijuana use caused no significant increase in mortality. Tobacco use was associated with increased risk of death. Sidney, S et al. Marijuana Use and Mortality. American Journal of Public Health. Vol. 87 No. 4, April 1997. p. 585-590. Sept. 2002.
9) HEAVY MARIJUANA USE AS A YOUNG ADULT WON'T RUIN YOUR LIFE: Veterans Affairs scientists looked at whether heavy marijuana use as a young adult caused long-term problems later, studying identical twins in which one twin had been a heavy marijuana user for a year or longer but had stopped at least one month before the study, while the second twin had used marijuana no more than five times ever. Marijuana use had no significant impact on physical or mental health care utilization, health-related quality of life, or current socio-demographic characteristics. Eisen SE et al. Does Marijuana Use Hav
Pit Bulls Dont CryI see the children in the lane
They look like friends, we'll have a game
They've got a stick, oh boy, what fun
They'll throw it for me and I'll run
But someone stops me,
I wonder why their mother screams?
Don't go near those horrid dogs, come here, come close
They're dangerous - I'll tell you why
They bite children and they die!
All I can do is watch and sigh
Cause now I know that Pit Bulls don't cry
Mom cuddles me up and says "My pet,
We love you dearly so don't you fret"
But I love everyone out there
Why can't they love me? I do care
I wish they weren't made to pass me by
I'm a Pit Bull, I don't cry
I sit behind my padlocked gate
From early morn til quite late
When I go out it's quite late
When I go out it's on a lead
Is mine the only heart to bleed?
I'm held in check as the world goes by
I wish the Pit Bull heart could cry
There are some dogs, and also men
Who cannot tell a foe from a friend
So all o
True FriendsLOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when
Home From The Hospital.... FinallyHey to all of my family, friends, and fans..
Thanks for all the luv you have shown while I have been away.. I got really sick last week and ended up in the hospital.. I came home this morning and am feeling better but still need to rest A LOT.. So I will be periodically logging in to check on all of you so just keep in mind that i fall asleep at the drop of a hat right now so PLEASE don't be offended if I don't get right back to you.. Thanks again to all of you who make my days on a daily basis.. I hope to be better soon and have things get back to normal.. I don't like being sick and hospitals suck when you are the patient!!!! Take care and everyone have a good day..
Trish
How To Tell Your Girlfriend What She Doesn't Want To HearTaken from my blog at http://tweekerchick.blogspot.com
A general problem I find when talking with my guy friends is the one of honesty in relationships. Now, don’t get me wrong, the men in my life are smart smart people. They know for an undisputed fact that honesty in relationships is key to success. They also know that if they are honest, they will never, ever, EVER get laid.
So what is a guy to do? How do you bring up something sensitive while still maintaining a sex life that consists of more than just your right hand?
I consulted a few of my favorite horny bastards and came up with decent solutions to some of your more pressing issues. You can thank me later when the sex is over.
What you’re too much of a pussy to say: I don’t want to hang out with your girlfriends.
This is a pretty easy one. Tell her that you love spending time with her. Now, lie through your teeth and compliment her friends, especially that one femi-nazi who makes your nuts shrivel and
Update...im making some graphics spefically for here today..and making some other junk..hopefully ill get aroudn to making a dif skin and stuff like that..
xoxoxo
Some Of My PoetryLooking Inside
Take a look to the inside
Tell me what you see.
Or if that's too much to ask
Take a look at me.
See what you have tarnished
Let ride in the muddy stream.
Take a look to the inside
Are you what you seem?
Or did you let the black
smoke choke you?
Has your conscience
gone and died?
Take a look to the inside,
then tell me you have tried.
Where can I put my focus
so that I can see clear?
I can't look to the inside
God, I have too much fear.
Copyright ©2006 Elizabeth Anne Pierson
In This House
In this house there is pain.
In this house there is anger.
In this house there is fear.
In this house there is guilt.
In this house there is depression.
In this house there is a young woman.
She can't take living in this house
Anymore.
So she tries to take her life
In this house.
Her mother finds her laying on her
Bed in this house.
And at that moment they all realize
That things need to
Change
In this house.
Copyright ©2006 Eli
Please Read And Repost, And Help If You CanI AM ALSO A FRIEND OF CHRISSY. I HAVE HELPED ALL I CAN. I KNOW PERSONALLY SHE IS A LADY WITH A LOT OF PRIDE. IT TOOK A LOT FOR HER TO ACCEPT MY HELP. SHE DOESN'T NEED A HANDOUT, SHE NEEDS A HAND UP. UNTIL SHE CAN GET BACK ON HER FEET AGAIN. ANYTHING YOU CAN DO TO HELP WOULD BE GREAT. CONTACT THE ORGINATOR OF THIS MESSAGE TO HELP HER OUT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. AND PLEASE REPOST THIS IF YOU CAN. REMEBER IT IS CHRISTMAS TIME.
PLEASE NOTE THE E-MAIL ADDRESS TO USE TO GIVE ANY HELP YOU CAN. THANK YOU.
My friend Chrissy needs help, she is a member of CherryTap you know her as ctexastornado.
Chrissy is a proud woman who although is on the verge of losing her apartment, phone and other services and being cut
off from all her friends would never ask for help so I am asking for her.
Chrissy has been very ill and can't work, a botched hysterectemy has kept her laid up since last October and she was let
go from her job...there is no unemployment to collect and she is not eligibl
Awesome Quiz Of Awesomenesstake the quiz
i COMMAND it
Create your own friendquiz here
winner will get something
probably not anything good
TodayToday is a great day! It's beautiful outside and everything is going awesome! I am going to finish my Christmas shopping this evening and finish my decorations to the house! This weather we are having right now is more like Spring not Winter. But, that's Texas for ya.. could be 30 one day and 65 the next.. it's a rollercoaster ride for sure! Although the Summertime is brutal for us here.. usually in the upper 90's to 100+ majority of the time! I'm ready for it to get cold and stay cold though so it will feel more like Christmas not Easter or Valentines day. Well, thats all for now.. take care people!
Lifefuck bitches get money and stay fly all day pleas e belive me
It's Easier...It's easier for you to walk away, than it is for you to reach out to me.
It's easier for you to look away, than it is for you to see the depth of my despair.
It's easier for you to look through me, than it is for you to see "me."
It's easier for you to distance yourself, than it is for you to really care.
It's easier for you to hear, than it is for you to listen.
It's easier for you to judge, than it is for you to understand.
It's easier for you to label, than it is to get acquainted.
It's easier for you to bask in your joy, than it is for you to feel my pain.
It's easier for you to bewilder at my mysteries, than it is for you to probe deeply into the depths of my soul.
It's easier for me to look away, than it is to let you see the feelings betrayed through my eyes.
It's easier for me to cry, than it is for me to talk.
It's easier for me to walk alone, than it is to risk rejection.
It's easier for me to push you away, than it is for me to be held.
It's easier for me to dis
Deleting PicsSince the vast majority of my 241 friends never bother to vote & or comment on them, I figure there is no reason to have them!
ContestsI have to laugh. I think I'm about to hold a contest...I'll name it...I'm desperate for points so i wanna exploit you contest. Post your fakest pics and pimp yourself to hell. I just HAVE to max out my point system. LMAOOOOOOOOO I just had to say something, with the huge amount of stupid contests going on. The only one I havent seen yet is, The Biggest Fake contest. I definitely loved bein in the contest i was in. I was shown MAJOR love. Tho I was yelled at and called spam and had to block and delete a couple folks. I cant say I'll do it again to get points for another person that I dont even know. UNLESS....RED.... ya wanna hold a contest? I'll be in yours...heh...BUT..I refuse to vote for myself to win...But you'll find many who will!! And babe, only we could come up with the perfect name for it. lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo
Why???Why is it that whenever I start to feel happy i then realize that i am going to be alone for the rest of my life? nobody is going to love me or want me for who i am they just will for sex...now dont get me wrong i LOVE sex.. but i am getting tired of being played and used and shoved around by all these macho chauvanistic assholes. i think i deserve to be treated with respect.
Oh i feel so much better now that i vented
61 PointsOk I know i'M HARDLY ONM HERE WITH THE PUTER DOWN AND ALL, BUT I WAS WONDERING,WHO WANTS TO GET ME DOWN BELOW 5000?(maybe even 4000! hahaha)
Who Knowshola everyone i am a mexicana chicana and i love too party...but i am new to all this cherry tap shit so hit me up iight peace
FirefighterCreation of the Firefighter
When the Lord was creating Firefighters, he was into his sixth day
of overtime when an angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of
fiddling around on this one".
And the Lord said, "Have you read the specifications on this person?
Firefighters have to be able to go for hours fighting fires or tending
to a person that the usual every day person would never touch, while
putting in the back of their mind the circumstances. They have to be
able to move at a second's notice and not think twice of what they are
about to do, no matter what the danger. They have to be in top physical
condition at all times, running on half-eaten meals, and they must have
six pairs of hands."
The angel shook her head slowly and said, "Six pair of hands...no way."
"It's not the hands that are causing me problems", said the Lord, "It's
the three pairs of eyes Firefighters need to have."
"That's on a standard model?" Asked the angel.
The Lord nodded. "One pair
Rub-a-dub-dubDid you know that your skin is one of the body's largest organs? Skin wraps your body with about 640,000 sensory receptors. This means your skin is very sensitive to touch. It also connects to blood vessels and nerve fibers, and through these to many parts of your body's organs. If you take the time to learn the most basic techniques for massage, you can effect a positive change in the person receiving it.How you touch a spouse, a loved one, a friend or even a pet can enhance their health in subtle and delightful ways. You'll create a bonding as you help relax them and reduce their stress and discomfort.
There are several different massage techniques that I will explain here, as well as a list of "goodies" you can use to make the massage experience as pleasant as possible for you and the person you'll be massaging. Simple massage is easy to learn, and you can practice on yourself, beginning by massaging your own legs, for example. Not only will your body be happier, it will help you
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~ Listen Up Everyone! ~I'm having my first contest ever!
~ Pretties Nails contest on Cherrytap ~
I'm taking only 10 females for the contest.
There will be First, Second and Third place winners. gifts to all winners!
contest will open on this friday to next friday for ONE WEEK!
So people will have a chance to comment and vote on the pics ( you can vote ur own pic )
so send me a link in my message so i can rip ur pic for the contest
I will count the comments and ratings for everyone!
Good Luck to everyone!
~ Maria ~
~Maria~ ~Please rate my pics a 10~@ CherryTAP
Jury DutyI had jury duty this week. In an age of high tech, I am still being told check both the web site and call in to the phone number to know if I have to go back this week. You would think it would be one or the other or both *lol*
I can't say I am surprised, a bit more amused than anything else. This just means that I am not getting a lot done this week and will lose more time to get caught up next week.
Xmas is here soon yay!
PS. My time is done serving and I enjoyed it more than I thought I would. The judge even sent out a letter thanking us for our service. That was way cool, IMHO.
JJ 'the Axe'
Update, My First BlogHi
A little up on me....My wife and I just celebrated our 41 wedding anniversary Dec. 11. and I will become 61 on the 29.
I am grateful o you all for your comments and ads. I spend a lot of time on here as my ealth does not let me do much of any thing else....he pain is too much most of the time.......so thansk for being a friend.
If there is anything anyone would like to know,,please ask.
I like to have fun and kid around, so I really hope and pray that I have not offended anyone with a ad or comment..I would feel very bad if I did so.
If I hae tell me and I will see that it never happens again.
So this is to thank you for all the love, hugs, kisses and ads you have sent my way...
God bless you all and have a safe and happy holiday season....
love...your friend
Roy....aka graywolf_200245
Remember This At Christmas TimeAccording to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
PhotosYep i added a few more, and before anyone says, no they are not nudes LOL. I forgot when i got back from my last visit to Dee that i had them on there and it was only today that i thought oh lets upload the last pics i took and then found them.
Still a certain somone will remind me and make fun of my bad memory LOL. I think with the amount i am starting to take, its about time i use one of the pic sharing sites that i have looked at. Which one is a good question, but then all i need is a simple sharing site, nothing spectacular.
Ah well if anyone has any tips or recommendations, then let me know before i get lost researching :D
_dethklok_metalocalypse_An aquaintance of mine says the show is about how "Fucking awesome" Death(Gothenburg..?)Metal is, and that the jokes are all in fun, and only there because..well, it's Adult Swim. I have been getting a completely different point of view from the show. Small is obviously pointing out all that is wrong and needs to be fixed in Metal: It's being over-marketed and many of the fans are becoming brainless followers(The Arctic Circle?! come ON, re-res). Dude. Im KNOW Im right. It's so obvious, it's not like Small is being all complex with it. My friend is actually a perfect example of the mimetic fans Small slams in almost every episode. Lame.
(Now he's reading this and telling me to shove it. Go swallow some razors, Richard. GO the fuck HOME. YOUR mom, ho. hahahahaa.)
Seriously.I dont know what im doing anymore. I dont have a clue. All that i even care about anymore is waking up, going to work, doing my job, seeing the peapot, and going to sleep. Nothing else matters anymore, i cant do this. I really cant. Im sick of everything. I just dont wanta deal with it.
I have off friday, im probably gonna just go walk around the mall, or the park or something and just deal with things step by step. When i got home from work this morning i layed on the middle of my bed and just watched the rain, the rain is probably one of the few things that leaves me at ease and gives me peace.
Everyone thinks they know me, everyone thinks they know how i feel, they think they understand but they dont. Theres not one person out there that knows everything. Not one. Only me, and my heart. Which most days i wish i could cut out and survive without it. Cause all it does is FUCK me over. And im really sick of it. Well i should say the people it lets in fuck me over. Even when they
Jim And EdnaJim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news, she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged. Since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness."
"The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there t
Lets Love Makei love your sweetest ,sensual,sexual bits
And also indeed,you're soft awesome tits
I love your pussy,so wet,soft and sweet
Kissing your thighs, and kissing your feet.
I love your eyes,and your sensual moist lips,
The way you talk,your tongue teasingly flicks,
I think I could stay here,wrapped up in you,
Nothing ever better,then you're naked view.
I get really high its clearly better than grass,
When my hands brush across your soft naked ass,
I could hold you for ever,just making love,
Watching your breasts,as they dangle above.
Looking up at you,indeed a real desire,
Pumping up and down,and taking me higher,
Jiggling up and down,desire on your face,
No where in the world,is a better place.
I think its true,I am surely in paradise,
Being passionate with you,nothing as nice.
VotePlease please vote for me ill return the faver to anyone who votes Ill rate every pic you have
More Things That Are Pleasing To The Ear...So while getting my first into lesson on mixing vinyl (yep, learning to DJ over here...just call me DJ Elf) I ran across more sounds that I like.
I’ve known that I like industrial and strange sounds in some music. The Skinny Puppy song “Goneja” is a good example of that. Also the theme from the original Terminator movie with the pipes and metal and intense sound. Another song that I was introduced to last night that I have to agree is most awesome is called “Swords” from the Rhythm and Stealth album by Leftfield.
Something else that the last song has that I like is the sound of large drums. That deep, urgent and tribal sound always makes me want to get up and move to it. Kinda reminds me of a heartbeat sometimes, like during and right after sex when you can hear your heart pounding and afterwards when you collapse and can feel both your heart and the other person’s but they are so loud and in sync that you can’t tell them apart.
LOL. I know, odd description but true.
Wha
RednecksHello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep!"
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun)...:.)...
Omg Its Timewell i am down to 1 1/2 days till my sweet baby girls will be home with me.. i am happy but so scared to..any advice u can gie me sure would help me right now...i do want to thank you all the support u have gave me it ment alot.. i hope to hear from u guys soon....
ty again big hugs to u all..
audrey
Voting!!If everybody votes for my friend they will be Greatly Appreciated Thanks
WonderingI sit here wondering
What is going on
It's all to new
Yet so familiar
I'm comfortable
Yet afraid
It's a battle within
This fight
Will ne'er be won.
You look into my eyes
And I'm whole
This world is right.
And I'm lost
Wondering again.
I Think Im Turning Japanesegod im sick. and my eyes are swollen. so most likely today (12-13-2006) i will be sleeping.
for all the people that dont get to sleep,HA! anyway, so i will be goin to bed now.
PEACE!
Going High With Pure TouchsOh mY, Oh Yes,she said with a wicked smile
No way,I'm not,Its just not my style,
You coward,you're yellow,she grinned at him,
That surely hit home,and he had to give in.
Pushing him out ,and surely urging him on,
She whispere get ready , I wont be that long,
Entering the toilet,and bolting the door,
Stripped fully naked ,his clothes on the floor.
Within a few moments,came a knock that he knew,
He opened the door,and in too, she now flew,
Oh dear me Oh my, she smiled with a grin,
Shutting the door,and now bolting them in.
Moving to his face,Her lips rained down fire,
She was crazy, and determined,to have her desire.
Her Hands roaming freely,across his naked ass,
His passion took over,and his manhood grew mass.
He lifted her top,and removed the lace bra,
He wanted to do this,now he had come so far,
Her breasts were so firm,he teased with the nipple,
Sending through them the both,a sensitive shivering ripple.
Lifting her skirt,her lace panties were tight,
H
Puppy Chow DietI was buying a large bag of Purina puppy chow
at Wal-Mart and was in
line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog?
On impulse, I told her that no, and that I was
starting The Purina
Diet
again.
Although I probably shouldn't because I'd
ended up in the hospital
last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
awakened in an intensive
care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IVs in both
arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect
diet and that the way
that
it works is to load your pants pockets with
Purina nuggets and
simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry but
that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try
it again.
I have to mention here that practically
everyone in the line was by
now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall,
black guy who was
behind
her.
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in
intensive care because the dog
food poisoned me.
I
Poemroses are red voilets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you
Best Friend Contest !Hello Cherry Tappers, I want to host two contests. One for the ladies and the other for the guys. "True Friends Contest"
Contest will open Wed. Dec. 13 @ 12 noon and run until
Wed. Dec. 20 @ 12 noon.
Rating goes by total number, not percentage. A 1 is the same as a 10.
Comments are part of the total score so bomb them all you want. I have been asked severaltimes
if you can comment on your own pix. I will allow that.
Example: If comments = 1000 and rates = 150 then your total score equals 1150.
So if you or a friend fits the bill, contact me via private message. Please send me a link to the pic you want used or a link to their page and I'll rip the pic...
If there are enough contestants there will be 1st, 2nd and 3rd place awards.
Thanking you all in advance... Buster
Do Computers Have A Gender. . ., Is Yours Male Or Female . ?Women claim that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
Men concluded that computers should be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it
Deftones-be Quiet And Drive (far Away)This town
Don't feel mine
I'm fast to
Get away
Far
I dressed you
In her clothes
So drive me
Far
Away (3x)
It feels good to know you're all mine
Now drive me far
Away (3x)
Far away
I don't care where, just far
Away
I don't care where, just far
Away
I don't care where,just far
Away
I don't care!
Far away
I don't care where,just far
Away
I don't care where,just far
Away
I don't care where,just far
Away
I don't care!
Far away
I don't care where,just far
Away
I don't care where,just far
Away
I don't care where,just far
Away
I don't care!
far away
I don't care where,just far
Away
I don't care where,just far
Away
I don't care where,just far
Away
I don't care where,just far
Away
(fading)
I don't care where, far
Away
I don't care just,where far
Away
I don't care somewhere far
Away
far away
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Don't Fart In BedDon't Fart in Bed
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.
The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting
loudly every morning when he awoke.
The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water
and make her gasp for air.
Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because
it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was
perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that
one day he would blow his guts out.
The years went by and he continued to rip them out!
Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner
and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had
put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts
and a malicious thought came to her.
She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep
and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pull
The Good, The Bad And The Ugly.....I guess if am gonna tell this story...I have to bring it all out. As I have already written, my last draw showed my hormone numbers dropping very slowly. The dr that has been keeping an eye on me told me that I could still keep coming in and having the draws done to keep an eye on the numbers. Well yesterday I get a call from a nurse telling me that I cant go in anymore because it wont do any good and the tests are "costly". After hanging up, I started crying because those tests are the only link I have to see that I am getting better and now they want to take them away from me when it looks like my numbers might be stopping??!! Mike and I have talked about going to see someone else in Madison if this is the case because we dont even know if everything has left my body and yet they are telling me to wait another 2 weeks to see if I have a monthly. ITS ALREADY BEEN 2.5 MONTHS SINCE I LOST THIS BABY....IT SHOULD HAVE ALREADY HAPPENED!! So last night I couldnt sleep....stayed up ti
When A Woman LiesOne day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river,
Her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord
appeared
And asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"
The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and
That she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their
Family.
The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden
thimble
Set with pearls.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked
The seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble
Ringed with sapphires.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
Again, the seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is
this
Your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three
Thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.
Some years later, the seamst
The Loungejust some thoughts that i have about the lounge....the reason i started the hiding place lounge was to give people a cool place to hang out and talk, and to keep it drama free. We have done our best to do just that. We are not perfect, but we try really hard. I have the best staff in the world and there definetly unreplacable. We just want to let u know that we dont care who comes in as long as u dont start drama. When i started the lounge the goal was to get as many members as possible and nothing else. I have to say that wasnt easy, but also thats no longer the goal. We no longer care how many people we can get to be members. We just want people to come on there own and see what we have to offer. Im not gonna beg its up to you if u wanna come or not. But i do promise this. You will meet some really awesome people, hear some really good music, and that you will want to come back. We havent really been there in a couple of days but tonight i have decided to rock it out, so if u wanna j
Tongue TipsTHE CREASE OF YOUR THIGH SIMPLY MAKE ME SIGH
I'M ADRIFT AND IN LOVE,FEELING AS IF I COULD FLY
AS MY TONGUE TIP SLOWLY SLIDES,OVER AND ACROSS
IN A WORLD OF SHEER BLISS HERE,WITHOUT ANY LOSS
I HEAR YOU SWEETLY SIGH,WITH A PLEASURED MOAN,
I'V GOT NO INTENTION AT ALL OF EVEN HEADING HOME,
I RUN MY TONGUE TIP ACROSS,HEADING TO YOUR TUMMY,
KNOWING THIS SWEET TRICK,THE ONE THAT'S SO YUMMY.
NERVE ENDS TINGLE,AS YOU SURELY QUIVER AND SQUEAL,
THE SENSATION OF THIS ONE,IS SOMETHING TRULY UNREAL,
YOU PULL ME AWAY,BUT THEN SHOVE ME RIGHT BACK,
EXCITED PLEASURE WITHIN YOU,THIS NOT AT DOESNT LACK.
I HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED YOU DOWN THERE,NOT AS YET,
BUT YOU ARCH SHIVER AND SHAKE,AND IT'S A SURE BET
LYING THERE SHRICKING,WRITHING ENDLESSLY ABOUT,
THRUST PELVIC ACTIONS,LEAVE ME NOT THE LEAST DOUGHT
AGAIN YOU'RE ARCHING ,IN A WILDEST POTENT CLIMAX,
JUST FROM MY TONGUE TIPS, SLOW VERY GENTLE OF ACTS,
ONLY A FEW CAN MASTER,THIS SURE ANCIENT ACT OF OLD,
IT'S A MASTERFUL ART THAT'S M
=(So, I just got over the flu...
...Gosh, what's going on with ME???
=(
I wake up this morning @ 5...
...The first thing I do?
Go to the bathroom and THROW UP!
=(
I've been up ever since...
...my stomach is killing me...
...I've actually cried a few times...
=(
...I DON'T LIKE IT!
A Woman In Lovei love to see you naked,that pink firm cheeky ass
better a feeling than maybe being high and on grass
i love making you rigid and stand ever fully on end
knowing i can do this,i surely often take loan or lend
i love it too when you play or tweak my pert nipples,
softly and gently causing me endless little ripples
suckling away as i'm looking down wanting you
my favourite part of love making yes this is true
running your tongue tip,along the crease of my thigh
i want to wrap my thighs around,makes me oh high
when you hit me there,in the exact little soft spot
the warmest sensations run and makes me truly hot
that tongue tip of yours,has a mind of it's own
as up and down my thigh,it will endlessly roam
easy on the feet though,as this really tickle me
makes my tummy tingle,all butterflies you see
straddling across your face while sitting on my knees
i rarely ask this,but when i do i always say please
for then as your tongue works that magical passion
hands wan
A Good Read.a friend sent me this. a friend of hers sent it to her. she ask me to pass it on to as many people as i could. i figure what better way to this then posting it here.
A wealthy man and his son loved to collect rare works of art. They had everything in their collection, from Picasso to Raphael. They would often sit together and admire the great works of art.
When the Viet Nam conflict broke out, the son went to war. He was very courageous and died in battle while rescuing another soldier.
The father was notified and grieved deeply for his only son.
About a month later, just before Christmas, there was a knock at the door. A young man stood at the door with a large package in his hands.
He said, "Sir, you don't know me, but I am the soldier for whom your son gave his life. He saved many lives that day, and he was carrying me to safety when a bullet struck him in the heart and he died instantly. He often talked about you, and your love for art.
The young man held out
How To Get A Wife (according To The Bible) :)Finding a Wife
The Top 15 Biblical Ways to Acquire a Wife
http://www.catholic-pages.com/grabbag/wife.asp
Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours.
-- Deuterononmy (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)
Find a prostitute and marry her.
-- Hosea (Hosea 1:1-3)
Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock.
-- Moses (Exodus 2:16-21)
Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal.
-- Boaz (Ruth 4:5-10)
Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your wife.
-- Benjaminites (Judges 21:19-25)
Have God create a wife for you while you sleep. Note: this will cost you a rib.
-- Adam (Genesis 2:19-24)
Agree to work seven years in exchange for a woman's hand in marriage. Get tricked into marrying the wrong woman. Then work another seven years for the woman you wanted to marry in the first place. That's right. Fou
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RESPONSIBILITIES:
The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such
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St. Lucy And The Venerable Herman Of AlaskaEvery little girl named Lucy must bite her tongue in disappointment when she first tries to find out what there is to know about her patron saint. The older books will have a lengthy paragraph detailing a small number of traditions. Newer books will have a lengthy paragraph showing that there is little basis in history for these traditions. The single fact survives that a disappointed suitor accused Lucy of being a Christian and she was executed in Syracuse (Sicily) in the year 304. But it is also true that her name is mentioned in the First Eucharistic Prayer, geographical places are named after her, a popular song has her name as its title and down through the centuries many thousands of little girls have been proud of the name Lucy.
One can easily imagine what a young Christian woman had to contend with in pagan Sicily in the year 300. If you have trouble imagining, just glance at today’s pleasure-at-all-costs world and the barriers it presents against leading a good Christian lif
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