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What are you waiting for?
1.
my name is:
A secret. Fun how that works.
2.
this morning i was:
Awake, surly, and drinking copious amounts of coffee.
3.
im afraid of:
People. They're random, loud, stupid and dangerous.
4.
i dream about:
Adventures with friends, and being carved on metal tables.
-------------- Have You Ever...
6.
pictured your crush naked?:
I think I've SEEN my crush naked.
7.
been in love:
Maybe, but I've forgotten how. /wrists.
8.
cried when someone died:
Yes, and I've laughed hysterically too.
No... really.
9.
lied:
At least twice.
10.
flowers or candy:
Flowers and silence... man, those followup albums did NOT live up to the becoming X, did they?
11.
scruff or clean shaven:
Have I scruff or clean shaven??? Both? Scruffy at the moment.
(apparently the "have you ever" section is over)
12.
tall or short:
Yes.
----------------------- With The Opposite Sex...
13.
what do you notice first?:
Eyes. Sharpness. Boobies. Necks.
14.
last person you slow danced with:
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh no one? Wait- no, my highschool senior homecoming queen.
15.
worst question to ask:
"Does your ass itch?"
------------------------------------ Who...
16.
makes you laugh the most?:
Standup comics.
17.
makes you smile:
People in the process of hurting themselves.
18.
gives you a funny feeling when you see them:
Addicts.
19.
is easier talk to: boys or girls?:
Dogs.
------------------------ Do You Ever...
20.
sit on the internet waiting for someone special to IM you?:
Poised, and all tingly with anticipation.
21.
save AIM conversations?:
No. Who the fuck has AIM any more?
22.
wish you were a member of the opposite sex?:
Oh my... all the time, all the sexual objectification, possibility of getting pregnant, 2/3 wages, societal expectations, and monthly hormonal bitchification (what do you chicks call it?) sounds reaaaaaaaaaaaal fun.
23.
cry because of something someone has said:
All the *sob* *whimper* time!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
24.
pray?:
... HAH! Your god is imaginary.
------------------------- Have You Ever...
25.
fallen for your best friend?:
Only if you count Catie, and whoa- yeah.
26.
rejected someone:
Probably twice this week.
27.
cheated on someone:
Nope.
28.
been cheated on:
Yep.
29.
done something you regretted:
Yep.
30.
wanted to die:
Regularly.
-------------- Who Was The Last Person...
31.
you talked to on the phone:
My mom.
No wait- YOUR mom.
32.
hugged:
Doggy.
33.
you instant messaged:
... uuh some chick?
34.
you laughed with:
My dad.
---------------------------- Do You...
35.
color your hair:
No.
36.
ever get off the computer:
Sometimes when I have to go boom.
37.
habla espanol:
A little bit, notice that I didn't say un poquito in a very bad highschool accent like everyone else does.
38.
sprechen sie deutsches:
I wish.
39.
fight with your parents:
Have you met my mother?
40.
have friends you've lost touch with:
At least two.
41.
feel happy?:
Panzy.
42.
wish you could fly away.. far, far away?:
Double panzy.
43.
believe in God?:
...
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
44.
could you live without the computer?:
Yeap. Uniquely equipped for that.
45.
what's your favorite candy?:
Chocolate covered marshmallows.
Sometimes peanut butter cups.
46.
whats your favorite fruit?:
Avocado
47.
sunrise or sunset?:
Sunset to wake up, sunrise to go to bed.
48.
what hurts the most? physical pain or emotional pain?
Honestly- I've experienced a pretty extreme degree of both- and I gotta say
anyone that has to ask has never been injured.
Physical.
By a long shot.
49.
trust others way too easily?:
*derisive snort* God no.
50.
are your fingers cold?:
Nope.
51.
coke or pepsi:
RC.
-------------------------- Final Questions...
I want:
A new computer so I can play Saints Row 3 with my besty.
I wish:
I gave a fuck enough to pull my life out of this hole. ... kinda. I'm TOLD that's what I should wish.
I love:
My dog, coffee and task oriented jobs that let me go home whenever I'm finished.
I miss:
My brother, my friends, my goddaughter.
I fear:
We already did this- people, and death before justice.
I hear:
A fan.
I smell:
Neutral room smell.
I wonder:
If you wish you were as awesome as I am.
