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Have you ever:
Kissed your cousin: No. This is not Arkansas.
Run away: Yeah. Stayed in the woods for a few hours.
Gotten arrested: Unfortunately.
Played with fire: Oh my... yes. It was pretty.
Broken someone’s heart: Probably.
Been in love: Probably.
Cried when someone died: Yeah, but sometimes it takes work.
Wanted someone you knew you couldn’t have: Hah, who hasn't?
Broken a bone: Fractured several.
Been drunk: Yes.
Lied: Probably.
Cheated on someone: Nope. High road's a bitch.
Which is Better:
Coke or Pepsi: RC
Sprite or 7-up: Sevenup
Hot or Cold: Cold.
Flowers or Candy: Candy.
Scruffed or Clean Shaved: I'm scruffy.
Quiet or Loud: Depends.
Brunette or Dirty Blond: Red.
Flirty or not Flirty: Depends on the situation and alcohol content.
Tall or short: I prefer my women short, but tall women dig me.
Pants or shorts: Jeans.
With the Opposite Sex:
What do you notice first: Figure. And that's a broad, vague answer.
Last person you slow danced with: uuuh can't remember, my aunt?
Worst Question: wanna see my dick?
The Last Time:
Showered: Less than 12 hours ago.
Flirted with someone you’re not dating/married to: 20 seconds ago?
Were hit on: Possibly tonight, I have trouble picking up on these things.
Ran: Today.
What is your favorite:
Person you miss most: My brother. He lives in Mormonplace.
Best thing that has happened this week: curling a tiny woman.
Color(s): German blue.
Movie: Ikiru.
Place to visit: Home.
Juice: Orange.
Cars: Mitsubishi Lancer Evo V (or VII)
Ice Cream: A well made vanilla.
T.V. shows: Good eats. Iron Chef. MASH. Frasier.
Season: Fall
Breakfast food: Corned beef hash.
Song: Too difficult to answer, depends on mood.
Favorite food: Mine.
Who:
Makes you laugh the most: I don't laugh that much. Probably Chris.
Makes you smile: Probably doggy.
Can make you feel better no matter what: Sleep.
Has a crush on you: Hell if I know.
Do you have a crush on someone: More than one.
Who has it easier: Hell if I know.
Who gives you a funny feeling when you see them: I get nauseus leaving the house >>
Do You Ever:
Regret not telling someone how you really feel about them: yes
Save text messages: yes
Save emails: not really
Wish you were someone else: not really. I'm pretty damn awesome.
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: Not particularly. I kinda love my cock.
Best:
Position: Lotus.
Cologne: ?
Perfume: ??
Accent: Southeast Kansas.
TV Station: Those are still things? PBS.
Day of the week: Saturday.
Have You:
Fallen for your best friend: My best friends are dudes.
Been caught stealing: Yes. Once. When I was five. We didn't just give in...
Been hand-cuffed: Yes.
Been in love: Maybe?
Been in lust: Oh my. Yes.
Used someone: Probably.
Sexted someone: Recently.
Been cheated on: Yes.
Been dumped: Yes.
Done something illegal: Yes.
Done something you regret: Yes.
Who’s the Last you…:
Saw you last: My dog
You talked to: My dog
You hugged: My dog.
You kissed: My dog.
You instant messaged: Chris
You yelled at: My mother. Almost lost my dog.
You laughed with: Terry.
You said, “I love you” to and meant it: My dog!
Cried with: can't remember
Made fun of: my dog.
Other Information:
Natural hair color: Red
Have tattoos: nope
Skyped: probably
Wear boxers: Regularly. Nut huggers hurt my ample bulge.
Have a secret that no one knows: Probably, but if they knew -how- to ask me I'd probably tell someone.
Romantically kissed someone of the same sex: Never romantically, hilariously though...
Clean a lot: No. God no.
Like to walk: Not particularly, but I don't avoid it.
Like to sing: I only sing when I'm sad or drunk.
Dance alone: I dance with myself often... if you know what I mean.
Have you/Do you/Are you:
Stolen anything: yes, especially music.
Smoke: yes cigars
Perverted: Probably. Wanna see my doodle?
Obsessive: Neurotic, calculating. Not obsessive.
Horny: Usually.
Been drunk: Yes. In the last 24 hours even.
Panic: Yes. In the last 24 hours even.
Confused about who you love: Not really.
Favorite thing to do: Have an orgasm.
More Information:
Name:
Birthdate: 1/20/85
Birthplace: Kansas
Current location: Kansas
Eye Color: Onyx
Hair Color: Red.
Righty or Lefty: Switch with right dominance
Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
Innie or Outtie: innie
What is…..:
The worst pickup line used on you: "I like your hands" ... ? I dunno guys don't get picked up.
Your thoughts first waking up: peepeetime.
Your best physical feature: my hair, but it's starting to retreat and fade
Your least favorite physical feature: scars, uneven skin, ever-shrinking spare tire
Your most missed memory: uuuuh... *shrugs*
Opposite Sex…:
Best eye color: don't really care
Best hair color: black, red, or pink
Short or long hair: yes. It really depends.
Best height: I like my women around 5'4, but tall chicks love me >>
Shaved or trimmed: Bald and smoothe.
Best first date location: I hate going out... my place for dinner, I cook.
Best first kiss location: never really cared. I try to go for it when and where I can.
Number of…:
People I could trust with my life: 3 if you don't count me, and you DO count my dog.
People you have slept with: I've made love to one woman in my life.
Piercings: Just my heart. BAHAH!!!
Tattoos: None. Had a neat geometric sleave designed but I hate commitment and trends.
Times my name has appeared in a newspaper: *shrugs* over 4 I'd say.
Scars on my body: Dozens?
Things in my past that I regret: Dozens?
Right now….:
Wearing: 550's indigo, green 1up shirt, pine/tan custom chuck taylors, novelty boxers, socks
Drinking: Water
Thinking about: Benchpressing flyweights.
Listening to: Hum of my air conditioner.
Do you Believe in……:
Yourself: Some days, there are some extra hurdles.
Your friends: Depends on the friend.
Magic: Not really, but I'm a bit of a mystic.
Lust at first sight: Oh my, yes.
Destiny/Fate: Nope.
Angels: Nope.
Ghosts: Nope.
Aliens: I believe in the probability of alien life... actually we confirmed it on the microbeal level.
God: Wow, that's a tough one. I believe in Ted.
