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To My Past, Present, and Future Prospects:
I meet people every day, everywhere and some people I find more interesting than others. But before you start to prospect me there are some things you should know so it’s no surprise, And so you can’t pretend it was.
1: If that last little note made you feel like it would be something that would apply to you - f*ck off now and don’t waste your time or mine. I HATE fakes and wannabes.
2: I have had ONE true pure love, and you will probably NEVER compare to him. So if second best doesn’t work for you - buh bye. He will always be number 1 in my heart and soul. He’s the father of my oldest son, and I will always love him and miss him. {May he rest in peace}
3: I’m the bluntest b*tch you will ever meet. I speak my mind, I don’t tolerate bullshyt, and I don’t let anyone walk on me. So if you think you’re going to be able to seduce me with your charm and then be an utter a$$hole, Don’t expect me not to be a bigger a$$hole back and push you away.
4: Don’t think I’m going to cover you’re a$$ and pretend you’re Mr. Perfect if you try to double cross me. Double crossing me WILL BE your BIGGEST mistake. You might end up like this guy with a crystal clear admission of guilt blasted out to over 500 people on yahoo proving that YOU are The Liar, NOT Me!! http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/12/21/538607/September22-2009-admits.mp3
5: Abuse will NOT be Tolerated. If you aggressively put your hands on me, I won’t take it lightly. If I actually care about you, I’ll try to get away like in the case recorded above - but Don’t think you walked away with a free pass. However the result of THAT situation might change my future reactions.
6: My ex-husband has been my best friend for well over 10 years, so if you think you’re going to put an end to that, you are sadly mistaken. I confide in him and he confides in me. So if you do him wrong, I won’t hesitate deleting you from my life, and if you do me wrong - you better hope it’s not in category of #5. And no he’s not the only Ex I’m friends with. Most of my male friends have been around for at LEAST 5 yrs to Over 10 years, and some of them have been more than friends at one point or another - and category of #5 is guaranteed to find you a Royal a$$ whooping from more angles than you’ll be able to count by the time they are done with you. I have NO problem with males and females being friends and/or best friends. If you try to make it seem that I do than stick your foot back up you’re a$$ because those who Know ME Know Different.
7: If you suck in bed or have a little d*ck, I’ll most likely tell you or end the courtship. I’m not getting any younger and don’t want to spend the rest of my life with a selfish, half-a$$ lover. But, If you interest me in other ways, I’ll probably be nice and keep it to myself so as not to hurt your ego. How Ever - if you turn out to be an a$$hole - don’t think my best girlfriend won’t hear stories, And you can Bet your Life we have had a good laugh about your sexual dysfunctions and inabilities. Just because you have your tongue pierced doesn’t give you magic abilities… I’ve noticed that the guys that do generally don’t know what to do with it. Not speaking for all, but as far as my most recent experience - he was a total FAIL when it came to pleasing a woman in any way shape or form. Any chick that thinks he is a good lover Apparently Never had a good one LOL. (I have had the best experiences with the love of my life and have higher standards of expectations than someone who had had nothing but cheap lays)
8: I will Not support any Man Or play mommy to you. If you get to be a prospect in my eyes and get my attention - it’s because you are presumed to Be a Grown Man with something that caught my interest. I have the attention span of a grapefruit and get bored easy, so if you plan on keeping my attention - ACT Like a Grown Man. If you have No Job, and don’t hold up your end As A Man - my attention will be directed elsewhere until you disappear. I might miss you if I liked you, but I’ll still be laughing at you and so will others I’ve talked to. If you are the kind of guy that runs home to mommy like a little girl with all kinds of sob stories to make yourself seem like a poor innocent trapped victim when things don’t go your way - then you need to grow the f*ck up and You are Not worth my time. My ex-husband Set some pretty damn High Standards of my expectations for what a Man’s role is - and If you Can’t meet my expectations, then don’t waste my time or yours. **What DO I expect? Well, A Man should have a JOB. I’m Not going to support you - that’s Not My Job, I’m NOT Your Mommy. If you work hard and bust your a$$- you can bet your life I will do anything for you. If you don’t, well, Don’t Expect Shyt from me in return. I’m Not going to be the one working, going to school, raising my babies, AND playing Mommy to A Grown Man. I’d rather do the rest by myself then have to take care of another Pet. If you Work hard (make income), RESPECT ME, and Contribute around the house - I’ll be that woman who does Everything for you: I’ll cook for you, clean, wash your clothes, even serve you your cold beer… whatever makes you comfortable and happy. But I WON’T do it for a Deadbeat who sits around playing on the internet or video games all day when he could be out getting a f*cking job. So if you talked to any of my ex’s and they told you I didn’t do anything for him - it’s because he didn’t deserve it. I believe there’s a few of them floating around on the internet someplace - and only one I can think of fits into the deadbeat category. The others I love to death and would still do anything for them.
9: If you didn’t run away yet, there may be hope for you. Lol. Don’t make Empty promises. If you tell me you’re Going to DO Something - DO IT. If you keep telling me you’re going to do this or that - I Expect you to follow through with it. You can thank my ex-husband for that - because He ALWAYS followed through with his promises. If you don’t - then you’ll lose my interest REAL Quick! Even if it’s something small on this site - Like if you tell me you’re going to get me a Bling Pack, or a Happy Hour… and it doesn’t happen when you say it will, I take that as a sign that you are the type of guy that talks out of his a$$. Actions Speak Louder Than Words. If you talk talk talk and I see no actions… what can I expect from you if you’re here? Been There Done That! LOL. The Last guys I got rid of who made me empty promises is STILL living home freeloading off his mommy and people who think they are his friends, jobless, f*cking off on the internet every day. I wasn’t tolerating a deadbeat loser so didn’t make his life all cushy in my house. I let him make his Own food, wash His Own clothes, and pick up after Himself - when He used dishes he had to Wash them. I wasn’t cleaning up after him. Sure he complained he Had To DO SOMETHING - but why the f*ck would I clean up after a freeloading deadbeat??? So he can have More Time to DO NOTHING? BWAHhahhaaHAHAAhahahha. I have/and had better things to do - like work on my college work. There were also a few people who had interest in me since him who made me empty promises and got no further than that. I don’t hold my breath Waiting for ANYBODY. Some people don’t get that I just Don’t Care. There are millions of gorgeous men out there who work hard and deserve women to treat them like the Men They Are - Why waste time on the ones who are old enough to go to bars but still need their diapers changed?
10: Respect ME and I will Respect YOU. Respect is not a one way street. If you want me to Respect You - you Better Respect Me. If you’re acting like a whore and pretending you’re single when you’re with me - then don’t expect me to Respect you. I have plenty of Real Men waiting in line and they all know if you’re on your way out. Some even have betting pools of how long you’re going to last - ROFL. Once I lose respect for you, it’s pretty much over. You may think I care and have delusions that I’ll be waiting here for you - but the cold truth is - I already made a fool of you and moved on. And if you’re Still Dwelling on Me than you’re an even Bigger Fool.
11: The L Word. Love. If you are lucky enough to have love from me in any way shape or form, Cherish it. I don’t expect you to love me back, but I do expect you to respect that you earned a piece of my heart. And just because I Love you in some aspect, doesn’t mean my world stops At YOU. Put it this way, I Love My Kids, I Love My baby daddy’s, I Love my friends, I Love my DOGS, I Love my Pink Playboy Bunny Purse, I Love Heart Shaped Diamonds, I Love Pink Leopard Print and I love animal print in general. I also Love my snake, taking pictures, and doing graphics. Point taken? I know what love is. There are many types of love and pieces of my heart are not given randomly. But Just because I may love you, doesn’t mean I’m always going to Like you, and doesn’t mean I’m IN Love with you either… and IF you get THAT from me - bravo. You’re one of the few - but it doesn’t mean you will have that forever if you neglect it. If you have a piece of my heart, you will always have a piece of my heart. I don’t forget those I loved even if I don’t ever talk to them again. And YES even if you have a piece of my heart and I can Still Hate you at the same time.
12: The beginning. If you made it into my life and become a significant part of it - be Honest from the beginning. I’m Not Impressed by a Sea of Lies that Will eventually unfold into what’s true and what’s not. I weed out the fakes pretty quickly, and Unless I find enough interest in you to see past your insecurities that caused you Lie to make yourself seem like something you’re not - You will be dismissed quickly and likely publically humiliated since I have no problem telling the truth about what a LIAR you are. Which is usually humiliating to those who live a big lie, since they will actually have to start being Real for once. I’m talking real life not internet. Or maybe both.
13: The End. When it’s apparently Not Working. Be a MAN About it. Being A whiny sissy lala is not going to get you very far. There’s no need to lie and pretend you were perfect and try to put the blame on me. Most people who have Actually HAD a Real relationship will know the difference - and KNOW it takes TWO to make things work. The one’s who Might Believe YOU - probably Never HAD a REAL relationship. I’m not saying I’m perfect, but at least I can admit when I am in the wrong or didn’t do my part in whatever we had. Keep in mind that I’m above average intelligence and most likely can Prove My Side. (I wasn’t scouted out to be sent to police academy to be a detective for nothing - even though I turned down the opportunity.) I very likely have enough evidence to bury you into the next century if you try to pull the “She was so horrible and I’m so perfect and innocent” role. You can bet your little useless d*ck That I have enough recordings, photos, and documentations to show all the good As Well As all the bad of our relationship. If you’re stupid enough to Out Yourself - believe me I have copies. I have ex’s who literally admitted to things THEY did while trying to make ME look like I was at fault - ROFL… Some people are too blinded by the titles and the surrounding bullshyt story to even notice… but that doesn’t mean I haven’t noticed and highlighted those areas for future reference. So it pays off to be a MAN and own up to your end of the responsibility. Very likely since this world is so big yet so small - we will likely cross paths again. How you act in the end of our romantic ordeal will affect the level of comfort in future encounters. It’s Best Not to Burn your Bridges. I’m actually friends with Most of my ex’s, not ALL but Most. Some others that acted like a Man about the End of Our relationships in which we just went our separate ways - when we run into each other - it’s not an unpleasant situation. We usually say hi, talk a little, and go about our ways. The remainders who act like Pathetic Losers about our separation usually don’t have pleasant encounters with me because THEY make it that way. I try to be reasonable to those sad pathetic excuses for men - but if they act like an a$$hole to me - I’m not giving them any undeserved respect.
*Basically it’s simple common sense. Treat others how YOU want to be treated - because with Me - That’s Exactly What You Will Get.
♥ Morgan
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