Archetype's blog: "Another survey."

1. What's your favourite cereal?  Reeses Puffs or Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

2. Is there a bus stop near your house? Yeah, there's one right across the street.

3. Do you prefer red wine or white wine? When I still drank alcohol I liked white.

4. What's the last airport you were at? Why were you there? My local airport years ago to get an Enterprise car.

5. Have you recently broken up with a significant other or even just a friend? How do you break up with a friend?

6. What's the weather like today? Is it nice enough to go outside? No it's just dreadful. I guess we're gunna have to inside all day and watch cartoons.

7. Do you know anyone who's had a baby recently? Not really.

8. Have you used a pen or pencil today? What did you write down? I take notes on my cellphone.

9. What does your last text message say and who is it from? It's from "Emergency Alert" and it says something about  flash flood in my area.

10. Can you count how many times you've seen your favourite film? Too many times.

11. When was the last time you ate marshmallows? What is a marshmallow?

12. Do you listen to any podcasts? How do you listen to them? Like NPR? I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard then that shit.

13. How old will you be in the year 2030? Is math involved in this....uh my calculator says 38.

14. How often does the kettle in your house get used? Pretty much every day.

15. Does your skin bruise easily? Do you have any bruises right now? What from? Yeah, I have like 10 bruises on my legs from moving and hoisting boxes onto the uhaul truck with the top of my thigh like a dumbass. Also I have one large one on my left hand from where a doorframe beat me up.

16. What was the last thing you spent $150 or more on? Uh rent? Or if you mean something I actually wanted to spend money on then a bunch of summer clothes.

17. Do you prefer yes or no questions or more open-ended questions? No

18. What brand of toilet paper do you usually buy? The good kind.

19. If I knocked on your door right now, would you be acceptable dressed? Depends on what you think acceptable is.

20. What colour were the last socks you wore? Black & green striped with four leaf clovers on them, judge me.

21. Are you studying currently? What level of education and what do you study? School doesn't start for 3 more weeks so I will be enjoying my mindless self indulgence until then.

22. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant and left without paying? I actually have never done that.

23. What's your favourite scent of air freshener? Ozium

24. How many weddings have you ever been to? Only like 4 or 5

25.  Do you know anyone named Nora? Nora Jones?

26. Are your hands and feet in good condition or could you do with a mani-pedi? Who's gunna say no to a mani-pedi

27. When was the last time you played a board game? What did you play? It's been years. Probably Scrabble or Apples to Apples.

28. How old were you when you first became sexually active? (consensual sex act)  So as opposed to how old were you the first time you were raped? God bless America.

29. Have you ever been to a festival for beer or other type of alcohol? Okay don't kid yourself. All festivals are for beer.

30. Do you own a record player and/or vinyls? You calling me a hipster?

31. When was the last time you went out for drinks? I don't drink.

32. Have you ever been to a strip club? Yeah

33. What's your favourite kind of smoothie? Orange Julius

34. Would you ever wear real authentic leather? Is the alternative pleather? I'd rather wear anything but pleather.

35. Have you taken out the trash today? Yes I have

36. How often do you wear make-up? Every day

37. What's your opinion on The Simpsons? Old episodes are the shit.

38. Do you prefer horizontal or vertical stripes? I prefer no stripes. Unless they are pinstripes. Pinstripes are for pimps.

39. What's your favourite brand of deodorant/antiperspirant? The kind the smells good and doesn't bleach your favorite shirts.

40.  Do you know anyone who has been through a divorce? No, and I drive a horse and buggy because it's 1920.

41. If you had the money, would you take taxis everywhere instead of driving? This is NY and taxi drivers are creepy as shit.

42. Have you ever done a juice cleanse? Somehow I don't think eating nothing but liquid sugary fruit for 14 days is a great idea for your body.

43. Do you have any friends who you can't decide if they're attractive or not? Women know in the first three seconds if they find someone attractive or not.

44. Is the inside of your fridge clean right now or does it need a clean out? Your mom needs a clean out.

45. When was the last time you washed the dishes? Today.

46. Are there any magazines t hat you read on a regular basis? I don't really read magazines.

47. Do you have to pay for parking in most places in the town/city you live in? No it's more like whoever gets there first wins. Everyone else can park 8 blocks away and suffer.

48. What's the first thing you tend to do when you have a headache? Complain a lot and then take a lethal dose of excedrine and wait for it to either work or kill me.

49. What's your favourite style/cut of underwear? Thongs by day, booty shorts by night. Write that one down ladies.

50. Can you hear lots of traffic from your house? Does it bother you? You get used to it.

51. Have you ever had proper Canadian poutine with the squeaky cheese? Is that a sex thing

52. Do your parents know how to operate smartphones and/or computers? Yeah

53. Are you allergic to anything? What do you have to do to prevent them? Sulfa and compazine. (Drugs.) And I just don't take them.

54. Have you ever lost enough weight to drop a dress size? Yep.

55. What's your favourite kind of bread? Pumpernickle.

56. When was the last time you got pizza? What toppings did you get? I got a strombolli with four things in it the other day. Yep I'm a fat kid.

57. Do you own Monopoly? Is it the original or a special version? What is the special version?

58. What was the last thing you said out loud? "What is the special version"

59. Would someone being either a cat or dog person effect you dating them? Only if they were a crazy cat lady type.

60. Do you primarily use cash or card for your purchases? Why? Debit because I like to shop online.

61. Have you ever been to a stadium concert? Yes for a totally epic date of Circque Du Soleil meets Michael Jackson Tribute. Best f*cking date ever.