Archetype's blog: "100 Questions Survey"

1. What's your middle name? I don't have one.

2. What are you listening to right now? The background noise of the TV....some MTV Clubland crap.

3. What was the last thing you ate? An ice cream cone. Yes, I know it's almost 3am. Judge me.

4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Uh, I guess it was my Mother.

5. Do you drink? Unfortunately I abused that privilege, and consequently it's been revoked.

6. Do you smoke? I smoked for 10 years, that's quite enough thanks. I'll stick with vaping.

7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone? Motive.

8. What is your hair color? Brown.

9. What is your eye color? Hazel, or bright green when I cry or get stoned.

10. Do you wear contacts/glasses? Nope

11. Dogs or cats? Dogs. Feed a dog, you're God. Feed a cat, they're God.

12. What's your favorite animal? My pitbull, she's my baby.

13. What's your favorite television show? I'm too indecisive for favorites, I just have short lived obsessions. I've been binge watching Son's of Anarchy lately.

14. What's your favorite movie? Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Requiem for a Dream, Spun, Fight Club, Harry Potter, Spirited Away...The Never Ending Story. Pan's Labyrinth etc

15. What's your favorite band/singer? I'm a hipster music junkie. This question is impossible.

16. How old are you? 24

17. Do you have a crush on anyone? I fall in love with everyone I meet.

18. What's your sexual orientation? I like it all.

19. What's your favorite color? More favorites? Fine, black. Or galaxy color!

20. What was your most embarrassing moment? Probably something drug-induced.

21. Do you ever wish you were someone else? Maybe...God?

22. What were you like when you were a kid? Sneaky, Secretive, Pissed off all the time.

23. What would your dream house be like? Probably a lot like a hobbit hole.

24. What last made you laugh? Something I said while talking to myself.

25. What is your favorite word? Jabberwocky.

26. What is your least favorite word? The n word.

27. What turns you on? Jawlines and subtle aggressiveness.

28. What turns you off? Bigotry, Cockiness, Ignorance.

29. What is your star sign? Aquarius

30. What are your favorite books? Marbles: Mania Depression Michelangelo & Me. The Fault in Our Stars, Hyperbole & A Half, Coraline, Stephen King, One Hundred Demons, Perks of being a Wallflower, Running with Scissors, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time, The Copper Elephant, Catcher in the Rye, Anything by Kurt Vonnegut etc.

31. Do you have any siblings? I have an older brother.

32. Do you like to dance? Not really.

33. What is your definition of cheating? A lie by omission is still a lie.

34. Have you ever cheated on someone? Not my proudest moment.

35. Do you regret anything? Yeah.

36. Do you have any phobias? Phobias? Not really. Anxiety, yes.

37. Ever broken any bones? Wrist, arm, ankle, toes, & hand.

38. Ever come close to death? Death and I are old friends. We meet for tea on Tuesdays for old time's sake.

39. What is your religion, if any? Some version of something spiritual. I honestly don't even know myself.

40. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist? Yep.

41. Are looks important in a relationship? Yes. You should look good, and so should I.

42. Are you more like your mom or your dad? A mix of both I suppose. Half criminal, half therapist.

43. What is your favorite season? Autumn.

44. Do you have any tattoos? A phoenix, a chrysanthemum, a day of the dead girl, five roses, a tiger, some more flowers, and the Santa Muerte...the female grim reaper.

45. Do you have any piercings? Tongue, and 5 in each ear if they haven't closed up by now.

47. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? Probably, I fall in love with everyone.

48. Who is your celebrity crush? Currently Jacks from SOA or Zooey Deschanel.

49. Are you a virgin? No.

50. Do you get jealous easily? Yeah, but it's short lived.

51. What is your favorite type of food? Healthy.

52. Do you ever want to get married? If it's important to the other person, perhaps.

53. Who was your first kiss with? A boy named Andrew who I snuck him in my room after school.

54. Have you ever been cheated on? Yeah, a few times.

55. What is your idea of the perfect date? Something laid back and quiet.

56. Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Introvert.

57. Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets? I do. Aliens exist.

58. What talent do you wish you'd been born with? I'll be happy if I just pass Math.

59. What is your saddest memory? Probably something drug induced.

60. Do you believe in love at first sight? Lust.

61. Do you believe in soul mates? Yeah, definitely.

62. Have you ever dyed your hair? Highlights, nothing too crazy.

63. Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you? There was a rumor that I died for a while in middle school because I skipped school so much.

64. Would you go against your moral code for money? I'd consider it.

65. What are three things most people don't know about you? Uh, I don't actually know. I'm a pretty open person.

66. Who are you jealous of? People who don't have to work hard at all at things I’m killing myself to achieve.

67. Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? No. Welcome to adulthood.

68. How long was your longest relationship? Currently 5 years on & off.

69. Is the glass half empty or half full? Depends how many milkshakes you made.

70. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? Idk, got any ideas?

71. Who is your most loyal friend? Myself. Loyalty is dead.

72. Are you in a relationship? Yeah.

73. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? His familiarity.

74. Are you a bad person? Not at all.

75. Are you a lover or a fighter? Both. Depends on the circumstance.

76. What did you do on your last birthday?  I saw the Revenant & went out for Chinese food with some friends & family.

77. What is your favorite quote and why? "The cure for pain is in the pain, so it's there that you'll find me.'

78. If your best friend died, what would you do? Kill everyone in the house, the cat the dog and the mouse.

79. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? Either hurt somebody I didn't hurt, or unhurt somebody I did hurt.

80. If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do? Get closure.

81. What is the strangest dream you've ever had? My dreams are not of this world.

82. Are you happier single or in a relationship? I'm happy either way.

83. Who were you in a past life? A Native American medicine woman.

84. What is your happiest childhood memory? When my Mom & Dad were together, and there were ducks to feed.

85. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Yes.

86. Have you ever had an imaginary friend? Yes.

87. If you were the president, what would you do? Declare myself dictator for life, institute mandatory taxation of the uber rich, implement an aggressive jobs plan, cut military spending, deweaponize as much nuclear material as possible to be repurposed as energy, develope "dragon skin" armor for all infantry, grants and tax incentives for cleaner air and folks to grow their own food, find a way to undo the madness of the nuclear age <----what he said

88. What is your ideal career? A Nurse Anesthesiologist who still had enough free time for a social life & a slew of artistic hobbies.

89. What is your political affiliation? Further left than most.

90. Are you conservative or liberal? see above

91. Is the male or female body closest to perfection? Both are beautiful.

92. Do you like kissing in public? I don't like seeing it, but I like doing it.

93. If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change? I'd try to create some sort of equality. Instead of a bunch of really poor people and a few idolized really, really rich people. The struggle is real.

94. Where would you like to live? Some place I wont be fucked with.

95. Where would you go on your dream vacation? I'd like to visit Ireland someday.

96. Describe yourself in one word. Neurotic.

97. Describe yourself in one sentence. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

98. Where do you see yourself in five years? Still going to college. A head full of new insight, becoming everything I was always too afraid to be.

99. What is your greatest accomplishment? Getting sober.

100. What is the meaning of life? Your mom.