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1. What's your favourite cereal? Reeses Puffs or Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
2. Is there a bus stop near your house? Yeah, there's one right across the street.
3. Do you prefer red wine or white wine? When I still drank alcohol I liked white.
4. What's the last airport you were at? Why were you there? My local airport years ago to get an Enterprise car.
5. Have you recently broken up with a significant other or even just a friend? How do you break up with a friend?
6. What's the weather like today? Is it nice enough to go outside? No it's just dreadful. I guess we're gunna have to inside all day and watch cartoons.
7. Do you know anyone who's had a baby recently? Not really.
8. Have you used a pen or pencil today? What did you write down? I take notes on my cellphone.
9. What does your last text message say and who is it from? It's from "Emergency Alert" and it says something about flash flood in my area.
10. Can you count how many times you've seen your favourite film? Too many times.
11. When was the last time you ate marshmallows? What is a marshmallow?
12. Do you listen to any podcasts? How do you listen to them? Like NPR? I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard then that shit.
13. How old will you be in the year 2030? Is math involved in this....uh my calculator says 38.
14. How often does the kettle in your house get used? Pretty much every day.
15. Does your skin bruise easily? Do you have any bruises right now? What from? Yeah, I have like 10 bruises on my legs from moving and hoisting boxes onto the uhaul truck with the top of my thigh like a dumbass. Also I have one large one on my left hand from where a doorframe beat me up.
16. What was the last thing you spent $150 or more on? Uh rent? Or if you mean something I actually wanted to spend money on then a bunch of summer clothes.
17. Do you prefer yes or no questions or more open-ended questions? No
18. What brand of toilet paper do you usually buy? The good kind.
19. If I knocked on your door right now, would you be acceptable dressed? Depends on what you think acceptable is.
20. What colour were the last socks you wore? Black & green striped with four leaf clovers on them, judge me.
21. Are you studying currently? What level of education and what do you study? School doesn't start for 3 more weeks so I will be enjoying my mindless self indulgence until then.
22. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant and left without paying? I actually have never done that.
23. What's your favourite scent of air freshener? Ozium
24. How many weddings have you ever been to? Only like 4 or 5
25. Do you know anyone named Nora? Nora Jones?
26. Are your hands and feet in good condition or could you do with a mani-pedi? Who's gunna say no to a mani-pedi
27. When was the last time you played a board game? What did you play? It's been years. Probably Scrabble or Apples to Apples.
28. How old were you when you first became sexually active? (consensual sex act) So as opposed to how old were you the first time you were raped? God bless America.
29. Have you ever been to a festival for beer or other type of alcohol? Okay don't kid yourself. All festivals are for beer.
30. Do you own a record player and/or vinyls? You calling me a hipster?
31. When was the last time you went out for drinks? I don't drink.
32. Have you ever been to a strip club? Yeah
33. What's your favourite kind of smoothie? Orange Julius
34. Would you ever wear real authentic leather? Is the alternative pleather? I'd rather wear anything but pleather.
35. Have you taken out the trash today? Yes I have
36. How often do you wear make-up? Every day
37. What's your opinion on The Simpsons? Old episodes are the shit.
38. Do you prefer horizontal or vertical stripes? I prefer no stripes. Unless they are pinstripes. Pinstripes are for pimps.
39. What's your favourite brand of deodorant/antiperspirant? The kind the smells good and doesn't bleach your favorite shirts.
40. Do you know anyone who has been through a divorce? No, and I drive a horse and buggy because it's 1920.
41. If you had the money, would you take taxis everywhere instead of driving? This is NY and taxi drivers are creepy as shit.
42. Have you ever done a juice cleanse? Somehow I don't think eating nothing but liquid sugary fruit for 14 days is a great idea for your body.
43. Do you have any friends who you can't decide if they're attractive or not? Women know in the first three seconds if they find someone attractive or not.
44. Is the inside of your fridge clean right now or does it need a clean out? Your mom needs a clean out.
45. When was the last time you washed the dishes? Today.
46. Are there any magazines t hat you read on a regular basis? I don't really read magazines.
47. Do you have to pay for parking in most places in the town/city you live in? No it's more like whoever gets there first wins. Everyone else can park 8 blocks away and suffer.
48. What's the first thing you tend to do when you have a headache? Complain a lot and then take a lethal dose of excedrine and wait for it to either work or kill me.
49. What's your favourite style/cut of underwear? Thongs by day, booty shorts by night. Write that one down ladies.
50. Can you hear lots of traffic from your house? Does it bother you? You get used to it.
51. Have you ever had proper Canadian poutine with the squeaky cheese? Is that a sex thing
52. Do your parents know how to operate smartphones and/or computers? Yeah
53. Are you allergic to anything? What do you have to do to prevent them? Sulfa and compazine. (Drugs.) And I just don't take them.
54. Have you ever lost enough weight to drop a dress size? Yep.
55. What's your favourite kind of bread? Pumpernickle.
56. When was the last time you got pizza? What toppings did you get? I got a strombolli with four things in it the other day. Yep I'm a fat kid.
57. Do you own Monopoly? Is it the original or a special version? What is the special version?
58. What was the last thing you said out loud? "What is the special version"
59. Would someone being either a cat or dog person effect you dating them? Only if they were a crazy cat lady type.
60. Do you primarily use cash or card for your purchases? Why? Debit because I like to shop online.
61. Have you ever been to a stadium concert? Yes for a totally epic date of Circque Du Soleil meets Michael Jackson Tribute. Best f*cking date ever.
1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? In theory.
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? That's a little too young.
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time? Right now.
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? Uh, yeah? It's okay not to mean mug everyone you come across you know.
5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? A lot of people, yes.
6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? Not really.
7. What exactly are you wearing right now? Combat boots, skinny jeans & a shirt with a dragon on it.
8. How often do you listen to music? The majority of the time...all the time d-_-b
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more? Jeans.
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2012? Guess this survey is pretty old, and yes it did.
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person? I sort of alternate between the two.
12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘B’? Yes, Brett.
13. What about ‘S’? Yes, Savannah.
14. Can you drive a stick shift? I can get to 3rd gear, so sort of.
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you? If we're friends then yes. If you're just a hater than no.
16. Are you going out of town soon? Nope.
17. When was the last time you cried? A few months ago.
18. Have you ever told someone you loved them? Yeah, obviously.
19. If you could change your eye color, would you? Maybe blue, but I like my hazel eyes (:
20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for? Eh, that's stretching it.
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having. Everyone I know is hungover and still asleep.
22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? Mhm, I love that.
23. Are you dating the last person you talked to? Nope.
24. What are you sitting on right now? Your face.
25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you? Yep.
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Yeah, worst feeling in the world.
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? Probably one of you fuckers.
28. Do you get a lot of colds? In the winter time.
29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from? I don't remember, I've had it a while.
30. Does anyone hate you? Perhaps but haters gunna hate.
31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room? I'm not 14 still, so no.
32. Do you like watching scary movies? With someone else, yes.
33. Do you want your tongue pierced? It is pierced.
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? I guess it'd be some year all I did was rage. But that was a lot of years so it wouldn't really matter would it.
35. Did you have a dream last night? You always dream.
36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Last night.
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? Could be.
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you? Yeah.
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Who knows..
40. Did you have a good day yesterday? It was alright.
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship? Yes.
42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl? I don't hang out with girls.
43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Mhm.
44. What’s the best part about school? The vending machines.
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? I don't use facebook.
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school? Nah, I'm not in highschool.
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head? So fucking much.
48. Were you single over the last summer? Nope.
49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago? Not at all.
50. What are you supposed to be doing right now? Nothing really. Oh...probably studying.
51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with? Why would I converse with somebody I hate?
52. Are you nice to everyone? Eh not really.
53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Yessss.
54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Yeah, of course.
55. Are you good at hiding your feelings? For a little while, then I explode.
56. Do you think you like someone? Yeah actually.
57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘T’? Yeah..... What are you getting at here -_-
58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? Guys, definitely.
59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry? Yep.
60. Do you hate anyone? Nah, I'm not a hater.
61. How’s your heart? I try not to check in too much with it.
62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? Yeah, a bunch of things.
63. Have you ever cried over a guy? Mhm.
64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now? I don't think anyone is.
65. Are your toenails painted pink? Blue
66. Will your next kiss be a mistake? No.
67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct? Uh no. I don't like when anyone cries.
68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public? Not really lol
69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with? I forget & I'm too lazy to go check.
70. How do you look right now? I look good :)
71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around? Not really, I wish I did.
72. Can you commit to one person? I could.
73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? How many times are you gunna ask that?
74. Have you ever felt replaced? Yep.
75. Did you wake up cranky? When I oversleep.
76. Are you a jealous person? I can be.
77. Are relationships ever worth it? Yeah.
78. Anyone you’re giving up on? Kind of..yeah.
79. Currently wanting to see anyone? Mhm.
80. Name something you have to do tomorrow? Go to class.
81. Last person you cried in front of? I don't cry much.
82. Is there someone you will never forget? Definitely <3
83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you? You have no idea.
84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now? You know what we'd be doing.
85. Are you over your past? Not really but I'm not stuck in it either.
86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex? Mhm.
87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? NO STOP ASKING ME !
88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? Hahahahaha no fucking way.
89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in? They live here so I guess I'd have to.
90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? -_- Currently.
91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months? You never know.
92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael? Yeah.
93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew? Ugh. Yes.
94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going? Yeah I was & it's running it's course.
95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March? Not really.
96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive? Yesssssssssss
97. Who do you have texts from? I don't even know where my phone is right now.
98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? Your loss. On to the next one :)
99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Yeah.
100. Who’s in your profile picture with you? Nobody, it's just me.
101. Ever kissed under fireworks? Yes I have.
