1. Who were you with sat. night?
Jose and a little buzzing buddy
2. What woke you up this morning?
AS if I have been to bed
3. Where are you?
Walkign through a garden of roses where the hell do you think I am
4. Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
All deoends on the drugs
5. Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
Kiss of death still count
6. When's the last time you cried?
When 's the last time I smacked you
7. What were you doing at 10 last night?
Trying to see how fast a vibrator will go before it's motor burns up
** Where are 8 & 9 **
10. What were you doing at midnight?
Trying to put the fire out on my sheets
__The PAST round__
11. Ever thrown up in public?
No I only do that on the public
12. Ever thrown up from a rollar coaster or an amusement park?
DO I look like the type to eat a roller coaster really?
13. What's on your mind RIGHT NOW?
He smelled good up until . . .
__The FUTURE round__
14. Would you take a bullet for anyone?
Well if they won't take it for theirself I guess if they asked real nice I might
15. Where would you like to live?
In my head
16. What kind of home would you like?
I want to live in a mushroom
17. What do you want to be when you grow up?
A child
18. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Standing on a building with a sniping rifle
19. Who are you going to marry?
Judy - and hten be stuck with 5 kids for the rest of my life - lol
__The MYSPACE round__
20. Who is your number one?
Nick
21. Who is your number two?
Judy
22. What is the longest you have gone without checking your myspace?
Hmmmmm, check? I am not allowed to have them
23. Who was the last person that left you a comment?
Hell if I know
24. Are you friends with this person?
Well there is money in it
25. How often do you log in to myspace?
I have never chopped a log - leg yes log no
26. Favorite thing to do in the car?
It is always goign to be masturbation - the answer to everything is masturbation
27. Do you like candy necklaces?
Are you kidding all of my jwelery is edible
28. When was the last time you fell over or ran into something?
Yeah - hehehe - I fell right onto that dildo I swear I did
29. Do you listen to music every day?
I am music
30. Do you still go trick or treating?
Well I have to be undercover since thre are some other hookers out there now
31. What was the last thing you ate?:
I didn't ask her name I liek to be discreet
32. Are you a fast typer?:
I like it hard more than fast
33. Is it the weekend?
When exactly does the week end
34. What are you doing tonight?
The pink one
35. Whats your favorite soda?:
The brown kind
36. Ever moved?
Oh look my fingers are doing it right now
38. Favorite sport to watch?
Competetive speed masturbation
39. What do you want to do right now?
See above rule on masturbation
40. Are you listening to music right now?
The voices sound like angels singing
41. Do you like summer break or Christmas break better?
I liek to break things year round
42. Last movie you saw?
I haven't watched it yet - oh wait you said saw not made
44. Best place to eat?
Relaxed on the couch, it's the right height
45. What time is it?
It's 5 O'Clock somewhere
46. Do you use EBay to buy or sell?
I prefer to sit on the dock of th EBAY
47. What is your pet peeve?
YOU want me to do what with my pet?
48. What song makes you cry?
I'm emotionless
49. What song makes you happy?
See above
50. What do you like to listen to before you go to bed?
I'm gonna cum
51. What's your dream?
To kill you for this damn survey
52. What does Your CD player have in it right now?
Lots of dust
53. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Absent - I don;t play well with others
54. What makes you happy?
Porn and masturbation
1. A is for age: Whose?
2. B is for beer of choice: Anything strong
3. C is for career right now: See above trick or treat answer
4. D is for your dog's name? Don't Lick There
5. E is for essential item you use everyday: People
6. F is for favorite TV show at the moment: Hehehe
7. G is for favorite game: Suck and Swallow
8. H is for Home town: Here
9. I is for instruments you play: I plat a mean clit I tell ya
10. J is for favorite juice: Any with gin
11. K is for whose butt you'd like to kick: I'm more of a biter
12. L is for last place you ate: I was on the floor if you must know
13. M is for marriage: Oh did you learn that on Seasame Street
14. N is for your name: What do you want it to be
15. O is for overnight hospital stays: I rent by the hour
16. P is for people you were with today: They'll find the bodeis soon enough
17. Q is for quote: $20
18. R is for Biggest Regret: Um yeah is that your nickname for your penis?
19. S is for status: Electirc
20. T is for time you woke up today: When?
21. U is for underwear you have on now: Hers
22. V is for vegetable you love: Cucumbers
23. W is for worst habit: But I am perfect
24. X is for x-rays you've had: I don't think his name was Ray
25. Y is for yummy food you ate today: I told you I did not ask her name
26. Z is for the zodiac sign: I run the fucking jungle baby
8. Last cigarette: Be more specific
7. Last beverage: Who the hell says beverage
6. Last phone call: Booty
5. Last text message: Hehehe on;t you want to know
4. Last cd played? Whatever is under that dust
3. last BUBBLE bath: Awe how could I bathe the last one?
2. Last time you cried: You already asked that ass
1. Last meal: Again - hello no name
HAVE YOU EVER::
7. Have you ever dated someone twice? Dated?
6. Have you ever been cheated on?: Not by anyone who lived to tell abotu it
4. Have you ever fallen in love?: Fallign hurts
3. Have you ever lost someone? In the jungle
2. Have you ever been depressed?: I've been pressed nad did some pressing
1. Have you ever had a heartbreak?: I've had a snickers
