I did this stupid myspace survey and don't want to lose it.
enjoy.....
Subject: Sexing your mom and other things
Body:
What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
my own cock
Have you ever kissed anyone named Joe?
i kissed joe mama and the anally raped her while pouring sugar in your gas tank
How would you describe your best friend in one word?
cuntface
Where was your default picture taken?
at the pigfucking compound
Are you friends with the last person you kissed?
not anymore becuause right after we kissed, i stabbed him right in the face
What is the next concert you're going to?
barry manilow. then i'm going to end it all.
Can you play guitar hero?
what kind of drooling retard can't play guitar hero?
Who was the last person you drove with?
you mean when i drove my dick up your ass?
Last time you walked further than a block?
when i walked to the the corner to get my money from your mom
Where’s your favorite place to be?
balls deep in a ho
Name something that made you laugh today?
bloodying your mom's nose
What brand of digital camera do you own?
a little company called "why don't you mind your own fucking business and get me a beer"
When was the last time you saw number 3 on your top friend?
i got nothing.
a couple weeks?
Would you ever kiss the last person you kissed again?
when i kiss him upside the head with a ball bat
How late did you stay up last night and why?
i haven't slept because i have been doin your mom all night.
Who were the last 4 people to text you?
your mom and 3 of my other hos
If you could move somewhere else, would you?
i'd move my dick up your ass
Ever been kissed under fireworks?
yes
Which of your friends lives closest to you?
i don't have friends. only employees.
Do you prefer to call or text?
sure
How do you feel about Diet Dr Pepper?
it tastes more like regular dr pepper than your mom's ass
Where is your biological father right now?
i put his ass to work, too
Have you ever made out in a car?
right before i fucked your mom last night
Have you ever seen somebody get shot?
i saw your mom get shot in the face with my load
Where are you at right now?
church
What bed did you sleep in last night?
the one lined with gold and the souls of the weak
Did you ever go to a special learning center?
everything i need to know i learned from porn.
Who took your profile picture
me.
i'm too fine when i'm naked to share that beauty with anyone else
Who was the last person you took a picture of?
i took a beaver shot of your mom.
(you didn't think i forgot, did you?)
Was yesterday better than today?
every day is better than the previous one because your mom makes me richer and richer
Can you live a day without TV?
sure, but i'd have to watch people have sex in person all day
What are you listening to?
mc chris
Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
what ever side doesn't have the wet spot
What were you doing at 9 last night?
me and your dad were doing the eiffel tower on your mom
What is your ring tone?
lil wayne lollipop
Are you mad about anything?
mad because your mom only brought me 300 so far today
Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
only when that whore gives me my money
What did you do last night?
after i got done eiffel towering your mom, i shanked your sister's pink ass
Last time you spent the night at someone's house?
i like to kind of cycle around all my hos houses
When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
when i saw the size of your penis.
