He posted this blog on myspace. I think it is of the utmost importance for the world to see...
While at work today I was reminded as I am daily that most people are oxygen thieves and should be removed from the earth. I don't know how someone who has no drive or sense of purpose can justify their existence. Some people are just too damn stupid to understand simple things. They think that things like jobs much like an infectious disease. What would fix most of these problems is a highly trained, highly motivated squad of ninja attack monkeys. Ninja attack monkeys may seem a little strange but hear me out on the history of the ninja attack monkey. In the late 1700's the a traveling monk named shiatte pannts brought to a Japaneese warlord the concept of the attack monkey. The Japaneese warlord Ilike Horros sent the specially selected monkeys to the Koga mountians to train with an ninja master in the art of hine-ken which is roughly translated to " the way of deadly flinging of poo". Through the intense years of training only 6 monkeys survived. The 6 monkeys returned to the warlord and the legend of the ninja attack monkeys was born. Legends tell of the exploits of these brave warriors in many battles. With his band of ninja attack monkeys the warlord gained control of much of Japan. When victory seemed within his grasp the warlord began to fear the power of the monkeys and attempted to have the monkeys killed. The monkeys learned of the evil plot and took action. The warlord was found dead covered in poo and paw prints. The monkeys walked back to their place in the Koga mountians with a theme song playing much like the one at the end to the old incredible Hulk shows from the 80's. Through this history I believe that you can see the need for these monkeys in todays times.
