i will find your weakness and exploit it all day. but it is only because i love you. or because i don't like you. i pretty much treat everyone just as shitty as every one else. i'm honest. if there is one thing i can say is that i am honest. honestly. tactful isn't the word i'd use, but i will definitely tell you the truth. if you don't want to hear the truth, don't waste your time. i am incredibly shy unless i am drunk or online. even then i can be shy sometimes. I have an offensive sense of humor. i mean a REALLY offensive sense of humor. i have mastered the art of being annoying. also the art of being lazy. i make bad choices that usually--oddly enough--end up for the best. i believe that my world can come crashing down around me at any second. i guess you could say that i'm an optimist. i use words that don't mean nothing, like "loopid."



i love humor, great smiles, pretty eyes, nicely defined lats, tattoos/peircings, honesty, style, quick wits, open minds, open hearts, people who love as much as i do, people who laugh as much as i do, guys who run good game (without playing games), jokes, honesty, obscene jokes, sponteneity, INTELLIGENCE. People who make crazy faces do bad things to my naughty bits. It is more than humor, for me. It is the ability to laugh at yourself that i find sexy. because if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?

i hate bad teeth, pretense, the word "juggalo", clingy people, boring people, people who act like they like you and then blow you off, people who act like they don't like you and then stay in your face, TV, radio, bad grammar, tender moments, tactlessness, lies, lies in the form of omission, lies in the form of exaggeration, religious zealots, boredom, dishonesty, jealousy. I really want to drive this point home about lying.

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining, okay? I hate flakiness.

Also, I hate when people say "liberry" the word you are looking for is l-i-b-R-A-R-y. got that? Li bra ry. If you say "liberry" you have obviously never been in one.

Also, it is not "nucular" it is NU CLE AR.

Furthermore, it most certainly is NOT "jewlery".
It is JEWEL RY. jewelry. say it with me. JEWELRY.

And seriously, folks. pay attention: the word "your" expresses your possession of something--"your car" "your herpes"--while "YOU'RE" means "YOU ARE"--"you're an idiot" "you're crushing my marboros, dad". got it? good.

Also, sure it is funny at first, but you really don't look all that cute in your sister's stretch pants and it can't be good for you testicular development. Buy pants that fit, you emo fag, or you will always be sad because your balls never dropped.

"BBW"s: there is a very distinct difference between being a "BBW" and just being gross. I don't know who this gnarly bitch in the pink drawers and bra is in my blast box, but she makes me feel sick and totally unaroused. You can be as big as you want and still be beautiful. I am a "BBW". So i'm all for us big girls getting the respect and worship we deserve, but do it tastefully, please. On a side note, why do I get flagged for NSFW pics when nothing is showing but some fat bitch's flabs can roll out of the monitor onto my desk spilling my beer all over my keyboard? We should be able to flag these pics as "disgustingly flabby".

Vomit has an incredible pliable nutsack that he can use as a makeshift canteen with only some water and a bit of twine.


The point already:

I don't talk to people who don't make me laugh. Or at least giggle a bit. Make with the funny and you're in. And don't perv out on me. If I want to see your penis, I'll ask. I promise. And if I want to show you anything, I will offer. Don't ask.



Also, while I love to talk to people, I hate the shoutbox. Ask for my Yahoo/MSN/AIM/ICQ, etc.......

PS. if you don't have a pic of YOU on your profile, I get kinda creeped out. I will ignore you unless you show me who you are...