14 BirthsRings in Favs Indiana DaLobo's blog: "my everyday boring life"

Is it just me, or has the quality of MUMMS really gone downhill lately??? Oh we have the usual good ones, "Shaved vs. Unshaved", "Oral vs. Anal" but the rest of them look more like commentaries that actual MUMMS. Sometimes it seems like people are really stretching to make an actual question up, one thats worth voting on.

As long as we are on the subjects, guess i'll weigh in on the two above mentioned MUMMS:

"SHAVED or UNSHAVEN"??? Gotta go with unshaven. Its an age thing. When i first started my sex career, there was only unshaven.(Heck, we were having a good night if we found a girl who shaved her armpits.) A woman's hairy bush was considered her crowning achievement, like the hair on her head. And it helped us to spot the real blonds from the wanna be dyed blonds. It also gave a little variety to the lower half. Frankly speaking all shaved ones look alike. I know some guys get turned off by the smells they hide, but body smells are part of natures pheromone process. But to each his own. I vote "Unshaven".

As far as "ORAL vs. ANAL", i gotta go with oral. I've only had the anal experience twice in my life, not hard to believe if you knew my generation. Well, three times if you count when I was seventeen and had this sweet young thing in the backseat of my '69 Chevelle. I was dutifully performing oral sex on her when my tongue slipped and ended up between her butt cheeks. When the sensation hit her, she jumped up, grabbed her clothes, slapped me in the face, called me a "perverted monster'. ran out of the car, and never spoked to me again. Pity, cuz she really did have a nice, sweet, ass!!! Fortunately for me I found out she was the exception, not the rule and many women like a good rim job which cannot be said about anal sex. Both times, working with my lovers, I found out that there is simply not enough lubrication in this world that will turn an exit door into an entrance door. Didnt need a rocket scientist to tell me it was really hurting them. So that ended my anal career. And thats why I gotta vote for "ORAL".

Well, I guess I kinda went off on a tangent. Didnt really get to the Fubar insanity part. But its my blog and I'll write what I want, and it only means I gotta do another one....