Indiana DaLobo the Whatever One's blog: "Serenity Prayer--Of a different sort"

created on 11/17/2007 | http://fubar.com/serenity-prayer-of-a-different-sort/b156066

posted on 11/17/2007&nbs-08:00;@&nbs-08:00;09:11&nbs-08:00;pm

God grant me the serenity....
http://fubar.com/god-grant-me-the-serenity/b156066-612237

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change;
the courage to change the things I can change;
and the wisdom to hide all the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off;

And also; help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, because they may be connected to the ass I have to kiss tomorrow...

Help me always to give 100 percent at work:
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursdays
5% on Fridays...

And help me to remember
when I'm having a really bad day
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes only 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!!!!

AMEN

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