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It had become gloomy as the day had worn on and at that moment enlightening gale dived and darted with moonlike illuminations paving his way through the dense vegetation narrowly missing the dangling vine which had decided that as every other shrub in the jungle was dropping bits all over him, he would sag down and take a rest from his uncomfortable twisted position. The enlightening gale came upon Henrietta and was suitably pleased because he loved teasing Henrietta after her usual day of pod watching and news *, Henrietta was over focussed due to the recent *pod cast incident* with the bean pod and she almost jumped out of her now smooth and supple hide when he darted around her with his beaming light. The deviation and dazzling was enough to make her tread right into that which Denis had not cleared away during his dung pushing sessions. Consequently Henrietta was none too amused and decided that she would go for a dip in the Satin Swamp. With much indignation, Henrietta wandered off to the Swamp and as she went by the Shady Glade she noticed Denis therein and she stopped to discover the reason he had been tardy with his jungle clearing chore.. +++++++ It transpired that, when he was busy toiling away, Denis did not have a good sense of direction which made his job harder because he seemed to go round in circles whilst pushing the dung along.. To make matters worse, Denis had such a cracking headache that he wondered if he would ever clear it along with the dung and his blurry eyes, Because of this he walked head long into Edgar’s new designer salon/parlour garden He tried concentrating on the dung in hand again, and realised his faux pas through his hazed eyes when he spotted Edgar bearing down on him again to evict him. Denis decided to make a hasty exit and in the process he bumped into the tree newly planted in Edgars garden. “Ouch!” he yelled and rubbed his even sorer head. There were times when he thought that it would be an idea to clean up his act altogether and change occupations to suit his wayward pushing
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