In lieu... loo... lieuaugh
... instead of spending the next 6 hours getting every upgrade on MML2, I wrote future self a note on where/how to farm money and what future me was missing.
I was that bored with it.
27 hours.
... at least 20 of that was farming money for upgrades I did not need.
On the hardest difficulty, 2/3 power 2/3 ammo 3/3 range of the "shining lazer" subweapon and a 4 full health items was enough to blow through the
ZOMG IMPOSSIBLE BOSS!!!
in about 320 seconds.
Both stages of the boss
after 6 minibosses along the way.
I didn't even get through half of my ammo.
Seriously- people write entire guides just for this boss.
I can sum it up with 2 options
get good
or
shining lazer
You have to stand still to fire it (not a good idea in a boss fight in any genre)
but it has the best sustained damage. Even fresh out of the box, without the 5 million I spent tweaking it, its a godkiller.
So
yeah...
easy mode problem solver
Zombie infestation?
Shining lazer.
Jar lid stuck?
Shining lazer.
Giant robot attack?
Shining lazer.
Girls don't like you?
Shining lazer.
Now what?
Srsly. I've got the house to myself coming up for more than a week.
I get to cook and I... seriously have to fucking find something to do >>
I could always... Restart a 100 hour game.
Also-
My chucks came in today. They are schwah.
There's an old screencap of what they look like in my pics, I'm not fiddledyfuckin with uploading a picture from my phone. Don't have the software on me.
I could try Front Mission 3 again, but I have this weird... almost certainty that I'm gonna get an hour into it and tell it to fuck right the fuck off.
Although, I did replay Final Fantasy Tactics for about 500 hours for the... 9th time?
(not an exageration, I was playing it in cafes, in the can, while I played other games, while I watched TV, on airplanes, waiting rooms, everywhere)
I dunno... the story is kinda stupid
the main character is kinda fey
but there ARE robots.
Customizeable robots.
With big guns.
And I've already got a few other games earmarked, and ... hmmm infinity mode on jade cocoon...
do I dare stomp around in the nest of gods?