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1. Ever been compelled to fill out an asinine survey?
2. Ever tear the tag off of a mattress depsite risk of fine and/or imprisonment?
3. Ever used an aeresol can other than directed (bonus cool points for as a flamethrower to kill a spider)
4. Ever put in excess of 5 pringles in your mouth at once?
5. Ever been driving and kinda flinch because you dont remember part of the ride?
6. Ever sneezed in your hand, and then were immediately confronted by someone that wanted to shake?
7. What diversion did you create to get them to shake the other hand?
8. Ever been so drunk you ate all the individual components of a sandwich, but never actually made a sandwich? (ie-peice of bread, piece of meat, piece of cheese, squirt mustard in mouth)
9. Not counting medical facilities or online...Whats the largest number of people that have seen you naked at once?
10. What was the situation in question 9?
11. Have you ever recycled a miss work excuse? And did anyone remember you already used that one?
12. Ever knock one off in traffic?
13. Ever peed on a jellyfish victum? And did they ask you to first? or did ya just let it fly
14. Have you ever verbally said an internet acronym in r/l?
15. What is the most embarassing concert youve attended that you dont normally mention?
16. Have you ever pitched a beer can out the passenger window into the bed of a pickup and it was sucked back in the back sliding window and nailed the driver in the head?
17. Have you ever shot a road sign?
18. Have you ever had an injury and lied about the cause?
19. Ever been asked to leave a late night breakfast joint?
20. Explain in one sentence, no less than 10 words, no more than 15, how you feel about RediWhip.
