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What are you waiting for?
Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you?
It wasnt exactly a bed. Call me unconventional.
Tears are falling from your eyes, what's the reason?
I have chronic chalazia.
If you got paid 5,000 dollars would you stick your hand in an elephants ass?
I would milk his prostate, after donning a life size glad bag of course.
Has anyone ever promised you forever?
Yea, thats kinda part of the ceremony.
Do you get high?
No
Something bothering you?
The loom of mortality.
Has someone told you they'd always love you then went for someone else?
Yes and no. They told me. But they went on to "find themself".
What made you happy this weekend?
An unexpected gift, at an unexpected time.
When was the last time you cried?
I honestly am not sure.
What color shirt are you wearing?
Are you kiddin?...
Last thing you ate?
a brownie, well 3
Where did you sleep last night?
In my bed, after a short blink in the chair.
Are you happy right now?
Shakes 8ball "It is Decidedly So"
Who/what do you hate/dislike currently?
I dont really have the capacity for hate. That would be squandering my limited payload of energy.
What's something you're wanting right now?
For my semen to be the only known treatment for a common feminine aliment.
Who makes you the happiest right now?
A very radiant young college girl that surprising still luvs to hang out with her dad.
Does someone have a crush on you?
Undeservedly so.
Do you have a crush on someone?
I think I give up too easy to become infatuated.
What were you doing at midnight last night?
I do beleieve I went for a ride for a bit.
Do you wish someone was with you, right now?
It'd be nice.
Pick a word that begins with the first letter of your first name?
Magnanamous
Do you have a favorite cartoon character?
Now into the brook and fish for the trout, just right in and splash about, trout trout prety lil trout, one more time and come right ouuuuutt *ner neer nerner nerner*
Are you happy with the person you've become?
Im an echo, a shell of a person I once was.
Are you a good speller?
Yeth, good typre, no.
Would you ever tattoo a boyfriend's/girlfriend's name on yourself?
Not a fkn chance.
Do you get shy around the guy/girl you like?
No, I ramble. And typically over entertain til I settle down.
Who was the last person you cried in front of?
not sure
How many months until your birthday?
11
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
The unexpected gift mentioned earlier
Who do you argue with the most?
Argument implies something is at stake. Not every alt perspective is fueled by adversity.
Do you think you've ruined your chances with someone?
That usually only occurs after already having abandoned potential. So at that point its not ruining, because there is nothing to lose.
You good at hiding your feelings?
Long as they cant see my hand in my bathrobe.
Have you ever made someone laugh when they were crying?
Most definitely.
How tall are you?
6'
How tall would you prefer the person you're dating be?
No matter. I do like the wee ickles tho.
Does age matter in the game of love?
Theres appeals for every demographic. Some bridges can be too long in tastes tho, but that can occur at the same age too.
How many children would you like to have in the future?
I think Im done.
What do you want in your life right now?
I feel fortunate that I dont have any problems the lottery wont cure.
Would you ever donate blood?
yes
What are you doing right now?
Wondering how close I am to the bottom of thing.
Do you care if people hate you for no reason?
Wonder, maybe. Care, purposeless.
Do you think somebody likes the same person you do?
Why oh why did I start this.
When' s the last time you laughed really hard?
About 5 mins before I starting answering all these questions.
Would you ever get a tattoo?
shrug
What is your favorite color?
Ocean blue
Does it bother you when people respond with one word?
Depends on the word.
Do you make wishes at 11:11?
I just made one right now.
oh, there, ......it just came true.
