Maji's blog: "Chainmail Cave"

1. Was talkin with someone about how interface between two people brings other peripheral ppl to your page sometimes.

It brought to mind this lil personal game I made up and I play sometimes just for the hell of it when Im bored. I got this person to try it, so I thought I'd blog it so maybe others can give it whirl also.

1. Start off at a friends page, rate them....

2. Then using any available link on their page to another user (can be from family, friends or fan lists, or from visible bling or drink section, or profile/status comments) but ONLY from whats visible on their page, no expanding sections to see more ppl, etc.....just whats there.

3. From the links described above, find a person that you have had at least one exchange of dialogue with, meaning you at least spoke and aknowledged each others existence and the context of what they were saying. No "hey they bought me a drink but I never responded" or "hey they bought me a cherry bomb and I said thank you",....NO.... doesnt count. Niether does "hey I wrote voted & shared, G/L" on their leveling mumm, thats not dialogue, thats robotic sheep drivel. And No, they do not have to be on your friends list, you just have to have "talked" with them before.

4. Repeat the scenario above, clicking a new member each time, not repeating the same user.

Note: This will be more difficult with users that have the new style homepage, as there are only 6 friends visible to choose from...No you cannot switch tabs or manipulate the page in any way. Only visible links on their untouched page.

Caviat: Some users have their page set to be seen by friends only. For the sake of this lil game, these folks arent to be considered actual people, because theyve taken themselves out of contention and recognition, and should be ignored anyway. In this instance, you can backpage to the previous user that you clicked on them from and choose another, and continue on.

5. Continue to skip from page to page until you reach a page where there are no such visible users to choose from that you have conversed with or have not already visited.

See how far you can get before you are closed out.

I did it again today, and got as far as 52 before I had nowhere to go.

1. Ever been compelled to fill out an asinine survey?

2. Ever tear the tag off of a mattress depsite risk of fine and/or imprisonment?

3. Ever used an aeresol can other than directed (bonus cool points for as a flamethrower to kill a spider)

4. Ever put in excess of 5 pringles in your mouth at once?

5. Ever been driving and kinda flinch because you dont remember part of the ride?

6. Ever sneezed in your hand, and then were immediately confronted by someone that wanted to shake?

7. What diversion did you create to get them to shake the other hand?

8. Ever been so drunk you ate all the individual components of a sandwich, but never actually made a sandwich? (ie-peice of bread, piece of meat, piece of cheese, squirt mustard in mouth)

9. Not counting medical facilities or online...Whats the largest number of people that have seen you naked at once?

10. What was the situation in question 9?

11. Have you ever recycled a miss work excuse? And did anyone remember you already used that one?

12. Ever knock one off in traffic?

13. Ever peed on a jellyfish victum? And did they ask you to first? or did ya just let it fly

14. Have you ever verbally said an internet acronym in r/l?

15. What is the most embarassing concert youve attended that you dont normally mention?

16. Have you ever pitched a beer can out the passenger window into the bed of a pickup and it was sucked back in the back sliding window and nailed the driver in the head?

17. Have you ever shot a road sign?

18. Have you ever had an injury and lied about the cause?

19. Ever been asked to leave a late night breakfast joint?

20. Explain in one sentence, no less than 10 words, no more than 15, how you feel about RediWhip.

Use the 1st letter OF YOUR LAST NAME to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real places, names, things, nothing made up.  

Use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial.

You can't use your name for the boy/girl question.

ONE WORD ANSWERS ONLY!

Have Fun!!

1.   What is your last name?     M

2.   Flower:..............................  Magnolia

3.   Boys name ......................  Morpheus

4.     A Girls name:.................     Mercy

5.   An occupation;..................  Musician

6.   Something you wear:.......... Moccasins

7.   Something you eat.............. Macadamias

8      Place............................     Maldives

9.   Something you shout:....        MOVE!!!!!

Tried again, interesting...

You are the Hanged Man

Self-sacrifice, Sacrifice, Devotion, Bound.

With the Hanged man there is often a sense of fatalism, waiting for something to happen. Or a fear of loss from a situation, rather than gain.

The Hanged Man is perhaps the most fascinating card in the deck. It reflects the story of Odin who offered himself as a sacrifice in order to gain knowledge. Hanging from the world tree, wounded by a spear, given no bread or mead, he hung for nine days. On the last day, he saw on the ground runes that had fallen from the tree, understood their meaning, and, coming down, scooped them up for his own. All knowledge is to be found in these runes.

The Hanged Man, in similar fashion, is a card about suspension, not life or death. It signifies selflessness, sacrifice and prophecy. You make yourself vulnerable and in doing so, gain illumination. You see the world differently, with almost mystical insights.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Phil started it lol.

hahaha at take your meds

You are The Moon

Hope, expectation, Bright promises.

The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window.

The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

1. What time did you get up this morning? I was up before I woke up

2. How do you like your steak?-- medium well 

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Avatar in 3D

4. What is your favorite TV show? whats tv?

5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Maldives?

6. What did you have for breakfast? asian pear, a pluot, a banana dipped in choc, and cheegritz

7. What is your favorite cuisine? Crawdads n hot butta

8. What foods do you dislike? I cant think of much

9. Favorite Place to Eat? a lil mom n pop place downtown

10. Favorite dressing?-- buttermilk ranch

11.What kind of vehicle do you drive? Formula LT1

12. What are your favorite clothes? bathrobe, mocassin booties

13. Where would you visit if you had the chance? Aufukinstraya

14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full? occupied

15. Where do you want to retire? I doubt I will have the chance

16. Favorite time of day?-sunset

17. Where were you born? norf cackalacki

18. What is your favorite sport to watch? football 

19. Who do you think will not tag you back-- no idea 

20. Person you expect to tag you back first?-- no idea 

21. Who are you most curious about their responses to this?-- everyone 

22. Bird watcher?-- in the british sense

23. Are you a morning person or a night person?-- night

24. Do you have any pets?--no

25. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share? I have a new office, its humongous.

26. What did you want to be when you were little? a rockstar

27. What is your best childhood memory? Being regarded as a phenom, and belived in, that I was gonna go far.

28. Are you a cat or dog person? dog

29. Are you married? not anymore

30. Always wear your seat belt?-- yes, but I dont put in on til I start moving....annoying habit

31. Been in a car accident?-- yes

32. Any pet peeves?-- dont much miff me anymore

33. Favorite Pizza Toppings?-- sausage n peppers

34. Favorite Flower?--magnolia blossom

35. Favorite ice cream?-- breyers banana fudge chuck

36. Favorite fast food restaurant?-- whataburger

37. How many times did you fail your driver's test?-- never 

38. From whom did you get your last email? coworker in cali office

39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?-- none

40. Do anything spontaneous lately? kind of a neceisty yes? life would coagulate otherwise

41. Like your job? yes

42.Like Broccoli?-- yes, I even like choppin brawkalay

43. What was your favorite vacation? cant decide

44. Last person you went out to dinner with? technically the strangers I was seated with at the comedy club last night.

45. What are you listening to right now? Tommy Emanuelle

46. What is your favorite color? I supppose black, mostly from my large array of concert shirts, used to be a little joke "Maj, you have a black shirt I can borrow?"

47. How many tattoos do you have? 0

48. How many are you tagging for this quiz?-- none

49. What time did you finish this quiz?-- 9:29 pm

50. Coffee Drinker? til my eyes start feelin like a slot machine

Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you?

It wasnt exactly a bed. Call me unconventional.

Tears are falling from your eyes, what's the reason?

I have chronic chalazia.

 If you got paid 5,000 dollars would you stick your hand in an elephants ass?

I would milk his prostate, after donning a life size glad bag of course.

Has anyone ever promised you forever?

Yea, thats kinda part of the ceremony.

Do you get high?

No

Something bothering you?

The loom of mortality.

Has someone told you they'd always love you then went for someone else?

Yes and no. They told me. But they went on to "find themself".

What made you happy this weekend?

An unexpected gift, at an unexpected time.

When was the last time you cried?

I honestly am not sure.

What color shirt are you wearing?

Are you kiddin?...

Last thing you ate?

a brownie, well 3

Where did you sleep last night?

In my bed, after a short blink in the chair.

Are you happy right now?

Shakes 8ball "It is Decidedly So"

Who/what do you hate/dislike currently?

I dont really have the capacity for hate. That would  be squandering my limited payload of energy.

What's something you're wanting right now?

For my semen to be the only known treatment for a common feminine aliment.

Who makes you the happiest right now?

A very radiant young college girl that surprising still luvs to hang out with her dad.

Does someone have a crush on you?

Undeservedly so.

Do you have a crush on someone?

I think I give up too easy to become infatuated.

What were you doing at midnight last night?

I do beleieve I went for a ride for a bit.

Do you wish someone was with you, right now?

It'd be nice. 

Pick a word that begins with the first letter of your first name?

Magnanamous

Do you have a favorite cartoon character?

Now into the brook and fish for the trout, just right in and splash about, trout trout prety lil trout, one more time and come right ouuuuutt *ner neer nerner nerner*

Are you happy with the person you've become?

Im an echo, a shell of a person I once was.

Are you a good speller?

Yeth, good typre, no.

Would you ever tattoo a boyfriend's/girlfriend's name on yourself?

Not a fkn chance.

Do you get shy around the guy/girl you like?

No, I ramble. And typically over entertain til I settle down.

Who was the last person you cried in front of?

not sure

How many months until your birthday?

11

The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?

The unexpected gift mentioned earlier

Who do you argue with the most?

Argument implies something is at stake. Not every alt perspective is fueled by adversity.

Do you think you've ruined your chances with someone?

That usually only occurs after already having abandoned potential. So at that point its not ruining, because there is nothing to lose.

You good at hiding your feelings?

Long as they cant see my hand in my bathrobe.

Have you ever made someone laugh when they were crying?

Most definitely.

How tall are you?

6'

How tall would you prefer the person you're dating be?

No matter. I do like the wee ickles tho.

Does age matter in the game of love?

Theres appeals for every demographic. Some bridges can be too long in tastes tho, but that can occur at the same age too.

How many children would you like to have in the future?

I think Im done.

What do you want in your life right now?

I feel fortunate that I dont have any problems the lottery wont cure.

Would you ever donate blood?

yes

What are you doing right now?

Wondering how close I am to the bottom of thing.

Do you care if people hate you for no reason?

Wonder, maybe. Care, purposeless.

Do you think somebody likes the same person you do?

Why oh why did I start this.

When' s the last time you laughed really hard?

About 5 mins before I starting answering all these questions.

Would you ever get a tattoo?

shrug

What is your favorite color?

Ocean blue

Does it bother you when people respond with one word?

Depends on the word.

Do you make wishes at 11:11?

I just made one right now.

oh, there, ......it just came true.

The perfect breakfast: Papaya wedges, eggs scrambled with salsa and a dash chili powder, chee bikits, and java that soaks thru wall of your mouth and causes wave of sensation thru your face before you even swallow.

The perfect date: One whereas its essense is supported primarily by the others presense. What is done and where is visited is merely environment, scenery.

The perfect kiss: The anticipated one, the one fueled by mutual hope, and lingered by satedness and the full body sigh of relief, that it happenned.

The perfect argument: ends in a tackling embrace, to shut them up.

The perfect man/woman: Is into who you are, not their plan for who you should be.

The perfect shoe: The one that puts pride in your step, actually affects your confidence level.

The perfect movie: theater;special effects. home;ever guessing evasive plot, the one that makes you slap you forehead when it reveals itself.

The perfect flower: a rain filled teacup Magnolia blossom, natures cologne.

The perfect time of day: The suns last throw of color as it dips below the horizon.

The perfect mood: Acceptance.

The perfect dream: One that is explainable. I dream of ppl and places I have never seen, yet the scenery is somehow familiar and the characters know who I am.

The perfect drink: The crispness of a cold beer when adrift on the bay, the face numbing effects of a perfect rum and coke, the way that cold water seems to travel thru directly into your viens when you really need it, you feel you whole body react.

The perfect name: Thats an adjustable perception. Who would have thought Engelbert Humperdink was cool name, until you saw just how cool he was.

The perfect drug:  Playing onstage. There is no substitute for a large crowd being moved by what is emanating from you on the spot, and giving that electricity back.

Instructions......

Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.

1: I have 6 double jointed fingers.

2: At age 15, I was teaching adults how to play guitar, for money.

3: I can never type "remember" without makin one correction.

4: I once invoked an oral induced orgasm that sent the woman to the hospital, tru story.

5: I have an affinity for soul food.

6: I am a musical snob. If there is not a reasonable amount of dexterity involved, or there is too much technical assistance, my mind wont register it as music, simply a parody thereof.... a joke.

7: I flew 4 hrs, and drove 12 hrs to bring back a classic muscle car that was identical to my own.

8: There is a 75% chance that I will leave out an entire word, or several, in this post somewhere.

9: My greatest hope is that my daughter will enjoy the life of being a redeemer above all that I failed to accomplish, and that I can live vicariously thru watching her excel where I faltered.

10: I ramble to avoid awkward silence, yet when others are rambling, I pray for peace and quiet.

Tagees

witty

witchie

boo

pixeh(next yr when she logs on)

Sugatits (must type with nippulz)