ive decided to make things clear - i will henceforth refer girls to this article.. if i could make them sign it as affirmation it was read fully - i would.
LUX ARTICLE THE FIRST - POLICIES ON INTERNET RELATIONSHIPS
1) i am not taken. i will not be CONSIDERED taken at any point - to any girl that i have not met in some capacity beyond the intranet.
i am not going to be E-Married - E-hooked up - E-going steady - or E-engaged..
2)if we were to meet in real life.. i am not at all ruling out the possibility of an actual relationship - but i do NOT intend on one. I do not plan on one.. and it is not in any way what i am looking for.
3) i am a flirt. i enjoy flirting - i am not a player.. because a player LIES and also a player gets LAID. which i DO NOT. =) if somehow you feel that me telling many girls they are beautiful is being a 'player'.. ill be quick to point out - i am gaining not a damn thing from it other than friends.. and internet ones at that. If at some point this changes and i do get real world results from this.. and my status changes - my attitude towards other girls.. and my flirting will change as well.. but for now - i flirt.
4)any jealous and possessive nature on your part will be deemed as complete and utter silliness. I can understand that if (for some reason) you take an interest in me.. it may be harsh to see me flirting with other girls.. but this will not change as long as we are only 'internet' friends. I have had occasion where i see girls im flirting with on here flirting with others... and yes - i get jealous as well - but i then realize.. there is no reason.
5)I once used the term 'luv ya' to divide up the idea of 'I love you' and the friendly style love.... i no longer do.. because 'luv ya' is stupid sounding and untrue.. because i do love my internet friends - rest assured that if i have not met you in person.. then the love i speak of is that of a friend, possibly a close friend - but still a friend.
6)if any of these ideas trouble you -- then please seek out someone who is appropriate for you.. you are apparantly looking for something serious - while i am looking to randomly flirt - and possibly.. just possibly - get laid. as i mentioned previously - if something more comes of it.. so be it, but that is not at all my goal.
end of article - article may be ammended without given notice to end user.
