JiMmY KoMeT's blog: "Life as a writer and actor"

[THE YEAR IS 3021 A.D. PANNING DOWN FROM A BEAUTIFUL RING IN THE SKY, AN ABUNDANCE OF VEGETATION COMES TO VIEW. THE SUN IS RISING AND A DEW COVERS MUCH OF THE LANDSCAPE. THE PAN REACHES A CLEARING, WHERE A GROUP OF YOUNG PEOPLE, ALL WELL GROOMED, AND ENGAGED IN LEVITY-RESPECTFUL, AND WHOLESOME FUN. A MAN EMERGES INTO THE AREA, HE IS EATING GRAPES THAT HE PULLED OFF THE VINE ON HIS WAY IN] CHRIS ALLEN Mornin’ all [as he tilts back to bite the grapes from the vine] STUDENTS Good Morning, Mr. Allen CHRIS ALLEN Everyone is looking well, we all here? STUDENTS Yes. CHRIS ALLEN Are you sure? Where is Scott STUDENT 1 He was here. CHRIS Where do you think he might have wondered off to STUDENT 1 To get those flowers, those ones, for you CHRIS Isn’t that sweet, but that wont raise his test score. STUDENT 2 Scott is so stupid STUDENT 3 Yea, thinking flowers are going to help, ha CHRIS Who among us can afford to be presumptuous? Who among us to make judgments? Those that measure the stupidity of others are only insecure of how it matches up to their own. And, to conclude Scott’s motive to be anything but sincere, is how humans used to think. Both of you…sounded like our species did a little over a millennium ago. STUDENT 3 You are talking about the BEFORE Great Tribulation, huh? STUDENT 1 Tell us about it again STUDENTS Yeah..tell us..c’mon CHRIS It is a good lesson, no matter how many times you hear it. Okay, I am up for it…Let me see the year was 2007 [FADES TO 2007]

REJECTION BY JIMMY KOMET 1ST DRAFT SONG TAKE A MOMENT AND LOOK AT MY FACE IS THAT ASKING TOO MUCH? STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND GIVE ME SOME TIME AM I TOXIC TO THE TOUCH? I’VE MADE MY MISTAKES YOU’VE MADE YOURS TOO WHAT IS IT GONNA TAKE UNTIL IT’S ME AND YOU CANT YOU SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO ME? REJECTION REJECTION I THINK THERE IS A CONNECTION BUT KEEP GETTING YOUR REJECTION REJECTION, YEA-E-YEA I CANT TAKE REJECTION. NO I WONT TAKE REJECTION CANT U SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO ME THAT IS REALLY MY TEAR HOW CAN YOU LEAD ME ON HOW CAN YOU STILL SAY NO PLAYING WITH MY HEART IS MORE THAN I CAN BEAR CHORUS

As word is getting out, I find myself in a position where I attract attention. Not locally yet, I am sure there will be something big in the news. I don’t think that will happen for awhile. The film could be as far away as 2011 called “Sherlock“. I dominate much of the first 30 minutes-actually 37 minutes. I have an American love-interest, and guess who they are talking to, Jennifer Connolly. Holy Shit! She is hot, and we get to show how much in love we are. I hope it’s her. Sign on Jenny. Pleeeze. But, ya know there are those others…. There is a lot more than I thought about being involved. We are going to be different locations in Forida, namely Key West. Photos which I am being looked at--how big will my picture be. Will I be featured as a newcomber-will I be in a DVD cover? And speaking of others, I should invite my contingency plan that they should ask talk to Charleze Theron, maybe Scarlette Johanson? I wouldn’t complain none. This is getting bigger! Again I say Holy shit! I suddenly have casting agencies making counter offers, bidding. I also think they are talking to Laura Linney to play my twin sister. Since I am limited on what I can say, I will tell you what I think this movie is about. Anthony Hopkins is Sherlock Holmes. He is made to look older. He is 77 years old and retired. His beloved nephew, Ranier Holmes is charming, He is very smart and is wrong on rare occasions, but he is brash and prideful. He is also in love with a journalist in NYC. This is where I hope things work out with one of the hottest and biggest actresses in Hollywood. it’s a love scene baby, so pray for me it’s her (JC), or Charleze, maybe Jessica Alba, this is a big enough roll to attract attention. I cant believe it. I will have to have sex immediately before the scene. I have to. I cant have anything left. I would wanna really fuck her. The embarassment of the hard-on. And you know what? I feel like, although I stepped in line to land this role over a lot of talented candidates, with really a weak resume as far as experience, I deserve this. I have paid my dues in different ways and because I only recently found out I could act was also helpful in making me feel this way. The talent I will bring to this role will be in character and then Kris Halley will be suspended during time for Ranier Holmes to exist. I think that is why originally got the lead, before the heavyweights got interested. It is a good story. And I am the real thing. And this is how I would tell it. I would make sure the audience felt good about Sherlock and his adoration for Ranier, the heir-apparent to carry on the Holmes legacy, his love-interest-I would want him likable, just overconfident. I would definitely make sure I got good shots of the love-making Ranier and his American Fiance, btw. [no ulterior motive] I would get a lot of footage of that scene. Then, as she falls into danger, to Titus, the self-perceived victim of Sherlock’s intellect, Titus, played by Gene Hackman. Ranier is lured to the Big Apple. Makes rash, decisions, and is entrapped, tortured, and takes a bullet in the back of the head. Thank goodness it is not really me who they throw in the Hudson in that carpet. My love-interest is still hostage We have a dialogue, where he is focused on revenge against my uncle. Sherlock is out of retirement and on his way to NYC. He is presented with several obstacles that he wittingly solves to find Titus. And then it ends Haha Jimmy

things in my life have accellerated and i find myself with little time to spare...i will only be able to respond on occasion from here to about Jan or Feb. I sincerely apologize to those thoughtful people who have rated, messaged, commented, or otherwise tried to contact me. I will be hard pressed to respond to everyone-but will do my best. i thank u for all your love-wish me success, i am entering a new phase of my life. it is also necessary that i have my screenplay refined and finished by the end of Sept. thank you for your patience while I am slow to respond. I do appreciate the kind thoughts, etc very much-just real life has put me in the fast lane and i barely have time to turn around. best wishes all Jimmy

JULY 30TH, 2008 BLOG ENTRY As I sit here waiting for a video to upload, or be created, I find all of this useless time on my hands. Sure, I follow my FSWO plan and routinely use bungee cords to exercise with during such moments. I play the drums. I play basketball, when my back pain permits it. I use my fitness machine, I beat the holy hell out Otis, my heavy bag. And this year, I have been wearing my hair short and want to be consistent about getting out in the sun. I havent spent much time on the screenplay. I believe that I have enough that I could meet a 2 week deadline for completion. I have been training my voice and taken an interest in learning other instruments, like the keyboard or guiatar. I also find it easy to come up with an original score in my head and the lyrics just seem to flow. I need a way other than drums to express my songs. I have no inclination that I will make it as a rockstar, but it is one aspect I would like to have some development in as an attribute to my overall goals. Actor, screenwriter, artist, drummer, songwriter, keyboards, vocals, dance ability. I also model and attempt comedy, emphasis on attempt. It seems like there are so many wealth building possibilities that lie ahead, that I don’t want to take anything for granted. I want to hold on to the dreams I have developed and those that have evolved. I want to fulfill dreams I have yet to realize. CAN I HANDLE FAME and all that comes with it. I would know that I would have to suspect ulterior motives from every new friend I make. I would be subject to corruption. The allure of available drugs and my incessant back pain, leave me disadvantaged. I would have to hold my resolve and say no to addicting drugs. Alcohol, I don’t see ever being a problem again. This is actually all very frightening, even to a man without fear or shame. It is an exciting crossroads. Even I cant help but feel the nerves about how things may change in my near future. I should be finishing the screenplay, but I just wanted to get this posted. Thanks for reading Jimmy Komet

DID YOU EVER NOTICE THAT WHEN YOU ARE PUBLISHING A MOVIE AND THE TIME REMAINING JUMPS FROM 2 MINUTES TO 120 SECONDS? WHAT, ARE WE JUST ASSUMED TO BE MORONS? AND IF THE ESTIMATED TIME REMAINING WAS EVER RIGHT, IT WOULD BE A FIRST. THEN IT GETS STUCK AT 97%. IT JUST STAYS THERE. FINALLY IT COMPLETES, JUST BEFORE YOU WERE GONNA TAKE ON ONE OF YOUR SPELLS. YOUR BREATHING AND HEART RATE RETURN TO NORMAL. MY PC WENT DOWN, AND I WAS WITHOUT IT ALL EVENING. WHAT WAS LIFE LIKE BEFORE THE INTERNET? CAN ANYONE REMEMBER. OR CELL PHONES. YOU KNOW A MOVIE IS OLDER WHEN THEY HAVE TO USE A PHONE BOOTH TO MAKE A CALL. I CAN THINK OF A COUPLE OLDER MOVIES, AND IT IS ALWAYS POURING RAIN AS THE HERO REACHES THE PUBLIC PHONE AND CAN’T FIND A QUARTER. BUT I UNDRESS...DIGRESS. ANYWAY, THIS IS REALLY MY FIRST ATTEMPT AT COMEDY. YOU GUYS ARE LIKE, YOU MUST BE SHITTING ME UR SO FCKING GOOD. I BELIEVE THE TONE MEANT THAT MY FIRST TRY ISNT GOING WELL. MAYBE I SHOULD MOVE ON TO ASTRONAUT. I WOULD MAKE A GOOD PRESIDENT. YOU SEE, I WOULD CHANGE DIPLOMACY. I WOULD SEND A VIDEO TO OTHER CONTRIES WITH CLIPS OF OUR ARSENAL, TECHNOLOGY, DEFENSES, AND AIR DOMINATION AND DEADLY ACCURATE WEAPONS. THEN I WOULD END THE VIDEO WITH THE ATOM BOMB FOOTAGE. ADD THE TEXT, THIS IS WHAT WE DID, WHEN WE GOT REAL PISSED OFF IN THE FORTIES. WELL OIL PRICES ARE PISSING US OFF. I WOULD LOWER PRICES NOW...PLEASE...AS A FAVOR, AND THAT WOULD BE GREAT. REMEMBER HOW THE VIDEO STARTED AS YOU RECONSIDER THE PRICE OF OIL AND HAVE A PLEASANT DAY. IF THAT DIDNT DO IT I WOULD SEND A SECOND VIDEO WITH ONE EXPLOSION AFTER ANOTHER. FOOTAGE OF OUR ENEMIES FROM ALL OUR WARS GETTING SHREDDED BY OUR TECHNOLOGY AND TACTICS. WE WARE HOPING WE COULD STAY FRIENDS. BUT YOU SEE, YOU HAVE OIL AS A NATURAL RESOURCE AND WE ARE YOUR BIGGEST CONSUMER. WE CAN ALSO IMPOSE OURSELVES BY WIPING OUT YOUR POPULATION OR YOU CAN GIVE US CONTROL OF EVERYTHING TO DO WITH OIL. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION ARE EXPENSIVE...WE WOULD RATHER IT NOT COME TO THAT–AND OF COURSE, NEITHER WOULD YOU. EXPECT OUR PRESENCE ON NEXT WEDNESDAY, SOMETIME EARLY. IF YOU’RE NICE, THEN WE WILL BE NICE, WE CAN ALL GET ALONG. IF YOU RESENT US SEIZING CONTROL OF YOUR COUNTRY’S BIGGEST NATURAL RESOURCE, IT WILL HURT, BUT IN TIME YOU WILL GET OVER IT. IF THIS CALLS THE WORLD INTO A PANIC, I AM JUST GONNA BLOW SOME SHIT UP. I AM TALKING NUCS. I WILL TURN A FEW CITIES INTO PARKING LOTS. I WOULD POST SIGNS SAYING “WE HAVE LOTS MORE, AND THIS WASN’T EVEN A CLASS 7 OR BIGGEST WE HAVE. USE YOU’RE WISDOM. PRAISE ALLAH, WE LIKE HIM TO, WE JUST LIKE GOD BETTER. DON’T MAKE US KEEP BLOWING UP YOUR SHIT. ANY COUNTRY OBJECTS, WE REMIND THEM HOW MANY MISSLES WE HAVE POINTED AT THEM. THEN, GAS CAN RETURN TO $1.23 GALLON, I’D BE A REAL FUKIN KEWL PRESIDENT. IF THEY ASKED ME IF I EVER DID ANY ELICIT DRUGS, I WOULD SAY YEP, BT THAT WAS EARLY THIS MORNING. AS PRESIDENT, I WOULD JUST KEEP BLOWING SHIT UP WITH WMD. UNTIL, EVERYONE GOT THE POINT. I WOULD LEVEL CITIES TO RUMBLE. NONE OF THIS SMALL ATTACK CRAP. I DEMONSTRATE WHO AROUND HERE IS THE ALPHA MALE, IF YOU FUCK WITH US, WE ARE GONNA BLOW SHIT UP-AND YOU DON’T WANT US TO GET STARTED BLOWING SHIT UP...BECAUSE IT ENTERTAINS OUR POPULATION, AND WE KINDA LIKE IT OURSELVES. NOT GIVING US EVEN A REMOTE REASON WE COULD RATIONALIZE BLOWING UP SOME OF YOUR SHIT, WOULD BE THE SMART THING TO DO. IF YOU GET TOO LOUD, WE WILL TAKE OUT ONE OF YOUR CITIES AS WELL. WE WILL BLOW THE SHIT OUT OF IT AND OTHERS IF WE ARE REAL PISSED. THEN DISABLE YOUR GOVERNMENT–WOULD YA LIKE THAT? YOU KNOW WE CAN, AND WE WILL! JUST DON’T SAY A WHOLE LOT ABOUT THIS ONE, YOU’LL BE HAPPIER WITH LOWER OIL COSTS. JUST NOT ABOUT RUNNING OUT EARLIER. BUT TRUST US...WE ALL NEED THE OIL, AND THEY GOT NO BUSINESS, JUST CAUSE IT HAPPENS TO BE UNDER THEIR BORDERS-NAH, IT’S NOW A WORLD RESOURCE. YEAH, THAT’S WHAT WE WILL SAY DURING OR HOSTILE TAKEOVER. EVEN PRESIDENTS UNDRESS...DIGRESS WHERE DOES THIS SHIT COME FROM? LIKE I THINK I COULD BE THE PRESIDENT...HAH! YOU WOULD WATCH SOMETHING NEW ABOUT ME AND MY BEHAVIOR NEARLY EVERY DAY ON THE NEWS. LIKE THEY HAVE TROUBLE WITH ME SLEEPING PAST NOON, OR HOW MUCH GOLF I AM PLAYING-THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND I AM GETTING BETTER. I WOULD THINK IT WOULD MAKE YOUR DICK HARD, PROVIDED YOU COME WITH ONE TO VETO SOMETHING. JUST SAY NO. THEN STAMP VETO AND SIGN IT. YOU WOULD HAVE TO GET A KICK OUT OF THAT–I WISH I COULD SEE THEIR FACE WHEN THEY GET THIS PROPOSAL BACK, HA AH HMMM. NO MOTHER FUCKERS-I TOLD U IT WASNT A GOOD IDEA TO DISAGREE WITH MY POLICIES. I VETOED YOUR ASS.. YOU SHOULD HAVE REWORDED IT, PERHAPS IF YOU DO, SEND IT BACK, I WILL RECONSIDER AND VETO YOUR ASS AGAIN. HAAAAAA! SIGNED THE CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER, AND PRESIDENT OF THE US. VETO ICAN HA...PUSSIES AS PRESIDENT, I WOULD BE REAL. OH, I WOULD DEFINITELY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MY POSITION FOR PERSONAL GAIN. HELL YEAH, WE TALK ABOUT THAT FUNDING YOU WANT OVER GOLF, WITH THE RIGHT INCENTIVE, I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO ABOUT THAT FOR YOU. AS PRESIDENT, I WOULD BE KNOWN FOR MY HONESTY, PARTICULARLY WHEN IT PERTAINS TO HOW DISHONEST AND CROOKED I AM–I’D SAY YEAH, SO, YOU PAY HALF AS MUCH FOR GAS CAUSE OF ME, WHAT’S YOUR POINT, AND YES I HAVE HAD A BLOW JOB IN THE OVAL OFFICE. THERE’S NOTHING LIKE GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED UNDER THE DESK WHILE HOSTING A MEETING WITH FOREIGN NATIONALS. BUT WATCH NEGOTIATIONS, YOU MAY AGREE TO ANYTHING.

I am going to be called the "talent" by stage crews and directors. i am going to meet and shake hands with two hollywood legends. when i tell them that i am a big fan-the truth will show through, cuz i am. i will get my expenses paid as a something-class actor. it means my role is more important in the movie and less important than others. I get to see Lodon. i understand world history and know what place Great Britain had on our modern world-and the history dates back to this famous ha...the reigning dictator's wall. i forgot his name. i will see how movies are really made. how much rehearsal? how many shoots before we have a take. then, all of the editing. you might think your in every scene until the editing guy gets ahold of it. then i think, what could this mean for me? clearly an opportunity people would line up for miles to have. i just cant be overconfident, i must remain humble, but i must be sure of myself. i got the role with my pitiful resume for some reason. I can go so deep into character that it almost gets scary. i am that person, living truthfully under fictional circumstances. kewl i blogged

I am being pulled in too many directions and my time is being consumed in massive quantities. A band, the film, the screenplay, the foreplay--oops that slipped. i want to thank all those whe have rated, commented, quoted, or voted favorably for me. i like to thank my new friends for choosing me to be friends with, and i'd like to thank old friends for always thinking of me with kind gestures. i wish i had more time. i wat to get back to each and everyone, but my bar tab extends too far down the page. so please forgive me if u didnt get a response-as is my custom. if i get my head above water i will revisit all those showing me luv. your amigo Jimmy Komet

THIS WAS ALSO POSTED AS A BULLETING I am just so excited that i could burst\*// damn, i just did. ill finish anyway. in a mere few months, i am going to not only meet, but have substantial or significant dialogue with two of my all time favorite actors. I will get an expense trip to London and while i am NY i get a Manhatten Luxury room. life is good when you do what you would do for free, you somehow jumped ahead of a whole bunch of talented people with little or no experience on your resume. Life is good when need plays LITTLE role. Life s good when you can fulfill, previously thought, unattainable goals. life is good when exciting events come regular life is good when you're in love Life is good when you're in control I wish my life was good-soundz good doesnt it? i am soo fckn funny but really, no one listened in the chatroom i was in, and i am excited about the band, of course the movie, the screeenplay(s, even softball after years away from the game. i have a lot to be happy about and a lot to be thankful for...it is just i know that life is all about balance, have i had enuff hard times to earn this incredible opportuninty to be, well at least a famous face. Then, I realize that is just fear of success. it's a real condition. One doesnt feel worthy to receive good things or have good things happen. it is often the impediment that keeps them standing still. i have had hard times. Two decades from birth i had a mother with untreated depression. Of course i rebelled and have spent a few nights in jail more than once. Life hasnt been rosey. It got a lot better in May 2004. It was the 4th day, aound 2AM when a surge of energy woke me from a deep sleep. I cant explain it, but i became enlightened. I am still just as flawed as anyone, but my eyes were opened to so many things. I dont know what happened that could cause this and get a little freaked thinking about it. It makes me think on a deeper level regarding the supernatural. Most of us are unomfortable thinking on a level involving the questions that surround our existenCe. i just wanted to kind of wrap it up. i dont care if you read this, if you did, i hope you got something from it. if you didnt then i could say pretty much what i want about you. i did kind of go into poem mode. i switched gears. that is me to be random. i quit caring if someone reads my material. in fact,keeping length to them, is actually an intentional deterrent to people i would prefer not to read it anyway-just skim and maYbe rateit. whatever, i will write. an audience here doesnt pay me for it, so, except for a few with real feedback, it gains me no profit, other than having it read. a high rating is nice, but not the best blow job ever so2speak there, thats my bulletin. no edits, no censure, and not a single fart

SO HERE'S SONG I TAKE II [VERSE I] I FEEL IT IN MY BLOOD YOU TURN MY VEINS TO ICE IF IT'S ME U LOVE I NEED TO KNOW AT WHAT PRIIIIIICE IT MAKES ME FEEL SOOOO [SO PUMPED/FUCKED UP] IT SEEMS SO REAL THOUGH [IM STILL SO PUMPED/FUCKED UP] ARE U AN ILLUSION, JUST ANOTHER SHOW IM A FOOLISH BELIEVER IN SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW [GIRL U GOT ME SO PUMPED/FUCKED UP] I DON'T NEED THE HURT AND THAT U NEED TO KNOW YOU CAUSE THE PAIN AND EXPECT IT NOT TO SHOW OOOOOH [CHORUS] IM SO PUMPED/FUCKED UP YEA, IM SOOOO PUMPED/FUCKED UP I CANT BELIEVE YOU GOT TO ME, AND STARTED ALL THIS SUFFERING I AM SOOOOOO PUMPED/FUCKED UP REACH OUT AND GRAB ME CUZ IM SO PUMPED /FUCKED UP BABY NOW YOU HAVE ME AND IM SO PUMPED/FUCKED UP I HAVE LOST CONTROL IM JUST SO PUMPED/FUCKED UP YOU NOW OWN MY SOUL AND HAVE ME SO PUMPED/FUCKED UP. YEA-AYYY YEAH [VERSE II] AM I STILL IN CONRTOL THERE'S SO MUCH I DON'T KNOW YOU GOT ME SO PUMPED/FUCKED UP WHERE DO YOU COME FROM DO I EVEN WANNA KNOW CAUSE IM ALL FUCKED UP IM SO PUMPED/FUCKED UP BUT YOU STILL HAVE ME UNDER YOUR SPELL I CANT BELIEVE HOW FAR I FELL BUT YOU HAVE ME SO PUMPE.D/FUCKED UP THERE'S NOTHING SEE NOTHING ELSE TO TELL IM JUST SO PUMPED/FUCKED UP IM GOING STRAIT TO HELL [CHORUS] [SLOWER BEAT HIGHER TONE] YOU ARE SO SELF-CENETERED HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH WHO YOU ARE WHEN YOU'RE FULL OF YOURSELF THERES NO ROOM TO LET OTHERS INTO YOUR HEEAAART [RESUME BEAT AND RHTHYM TO FORMER PACE] [CHORUS ABBREVIATED VERSION] YOU, YEAH, ITS YOU BABY YOU GOT ME PUMPED/FUCKED UP WHY DO YOU PLAY ME AND GET ME SO PUMPED/FUCKED UP SO .....UP