Helly's blog: "stuff"

Lately whenever I post a status "someone" round here will always think its about them. The routine is I post a status eventually somebody comes alonsg and says

"is your status about _______ ? "

I lol and say "noooooooooooo why" 

they say " oh I think __________ thinks it is about them" and then they send me a link or copy and paste to a status that sure as shit makes it perfectly clear "someone" thinks my status was about them.

It has been kind of entertaining to be honest. 

I post a status about double standards "someone" sees themself in it and thinks it is about them 

I post a status about drama queens "someone" recognizes themseleves and is convinced it is about them 

I post a status about my dying cat "someone" somehow someway made that about them

I post a status about some gawd awful NSFW that is hitting fu that night ... yup "someone" has even made giant hairy snatch statuses about them 

I post a status about two faces and "someone" thinks I am talking about both of theirs. 

I post a status about ...... 

Well you get the idea. 

Now for the most part I have been highly amused and having great fun with it. I mean seriously how often does someone get to win a battle they did not even know they were fighting? I have thought (and said) meh if it helps "someone" feel like they are important let them have it besides even if I did say it was not about them they would not believe it. I considered it charity to help the individuals out there feed their drama / status war habit. 

That brings us to my last two statuses  ... *points* Now I must confess after I had posted them I totally started laughing and thought oh shit "someone" is going to think that is about them but really who can blame me at this point? :s It has been crystal clear that no matter what I post for whatever reason or about what/who "someone" is going to do the OMG OMG OMG SHE IS TALKING ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE dance and who I am to deprive them?

Let me tell you how those statuses came about ... it is from a Mumm 

The mumm poster took my reply to her mumm and became convinced I was talking directly too and about her and took it very personal ( I knooooooowwww that never fucking happens on fu)  when in fact I was not talking about anyone in particular and making the point that no I do not talk the same way in real life as I do sometimes on line. 

here is the Mumm (please please note the timing of the mumm and final comment and my damn statuses for ffs :D)

 http://fubar.com/curious/m1010102

to help even further here is the screen shot of the comment I am refering to.

 <a href="http://fubar.com/helly/photo-3619108-2315385-3987861090" target="_blank"><img src="http://b.pcc1.fubar.com/80/19/3619108/3987861090.jpg" title="" border="0" /></a>

Well dear readers as you have guessed by now yup "someone" is absolutely fucking certain it is about them. *trortured sigh* 

So if you know "someone" who is totally convinced they are the only person I know and therefore the only person I would post things about please inform that "someone" they are exposing their ass. 

Or is you know someone who is damn determined to take ownership of every post that covers a negative character traits by seeing themselves in it they might not wanna advertise that.....cause you know some of the smarter people might start noticing those character traits in you. 

Oh and for the record juuusttttttttttttt to be clear ... yes .. yes this post is about "someone" 

So if the shoe fits you feel free to strap that bitch on !!

(y)