Over 16,531,524 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
is
- buying a pair of pants you just love at a great price
- accidently shrinking them ...
-deciding they were such a good price you would go get a second pair
- putting them on when spring comes and thinking fuck I gained weight
- figuring out a year later you did not gain weight but they were too tight because you were wearing the pair you shrank
derp
