vo0d0ogirl's blog: "The Vo0d0o That You Do"

Okay guys, let’s talk about fellatio.  You know, blow jobs. Going down.  Kissing the Cyclops.  Gobbling the rod.  I could go on and on.  I love it, I do, I’m one of those rare beautiful creatures who likes your cock in my mouth.  I don’t find it demeaning, I find it empowering.  That being said… 

Gentlemen, stop it. 

No really, knock it off already. 

What you say?  Well that part is simple.  When I go down on you, quit worrying about how long you last.  Honestly.  I’ve had more than one guy promise that next time they’ll hold out longer.  Really? 

Let me break this down for you. 

I’m not worried about it.  Odds are if I’m down there doing my thing I’m not super concerned with your stamina.  The longer you last, the more work for me.  15, 20 minutes in and I should be done.  You should be done. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy doing this for you.  If you’ve earned the privilege of me on my knees for you I probably like you quite a bit.  But I’ll tell you this, now is not the time to run a marathon. 

This is a sprint to the finish line and I’m doing my best to get there as quickly as possible.  I feel accomplished if we’re done in less than 5, not disappointed.  If I’m between your legs you’ve done something right and you’re being rewarded for it.  It’s my goal to make you feel good.  However, I don’t want to spend all night in this position.  It’s uncomfortable.  My knees hurt.  My neck hurts.  If you’re big, my jaw hurts.  Maybe even my throat.  The sooner we are done the better. 

I’m not comparing this to you being inside me.  I’m not timing you thinking ‘Jesus, what’s wrong that he is done so fast?’  If you’re going to be inside me, we will deal with that when the time comes.  I’ve got a bag of tricks so deep it’ll frighten you.  We’ll be fine.  I’ll get mine.  But when it comes to orgasms, if you’re in my mouth the sooner it’s over the better. 

I am one of the hard to find women on this planet who enjoys this activity.  I get off on getting you off.  I feel like I’m in a position of power when I’m on my knees for you.  I love it.  I swallow, because hey, it’s already in my mouth and that’s the quickest solution.  I am also damned good at what I do.  I’m not lazy about it.  I work my lips, my tongue, maybe even a little teeth (the right way) for your enjoyment.  I’ll be playing the tip, the shaft, the whole deal.  I don’t neglect the boys below either.  They’ll be getting some much deserved mouth action.  I bring my hands to the party, too.  All of this is for you, because I find it enjoyable.  So don’t misunderstand me…I am having fun.  However this isn’t the main event. 

Hell, even on those occasions when it IS the main event you can probably bet if we are more than 20 minutes in with you in my mouth I’m thinking ‘WTF is with him?  Or me?  What did I miss here?  And how the hell can I find his hot button and be done already.  My jaw is killing me and I know neither of us want that.’  Because when my jaw hurts, well, it starts to close.  Natural reflex.  No one wants our time together to end THAT way. 

You wanna prove what a stallion you are and I get that.  There is a time and place for that, and it’s not in my mouth.  OH and for GOD’S SAKES don’t THRUST at my FACE.  Really?  You want harder?  You want faster?  Deeper?  TELL ME.  Talk to me.  It’s sexy.  Fucking my face like I’m a blow up doll isn’t.  Got it? 

Thank you boys, for giving me your full attention.  We can discuss other ways you can make me happy another time, but for now, we will leave it with this.