sweet tart's blog: "Just some stuff I write..."

I was wondering if men realize the sometimes painful and awful things women do to be pretty for you? Most men like a woman with natural beauty....some of us are not blessed with that gift. Trust me on that! If you could only see me now. *gags a little*

We shall start from the bottom up....feet, not my personal fave thing in the world but at least mine are cute. We scrub....exfoliate...trim and paint our toe nails. Doesn't sound so bad, right? Have you ever had a really rough girl do your feet???? Enough said. Legs...lovely smooth legs...shaving every fucking day, all the way up. I saw a friend that I had not seen in a while, one of the first things he did was run his hand up my thigh and simply said "just checking", he had commented before how smooth my legs are...all the way up.

  A sensitive subject next...I will not mince words. I have used wax, razors, I, myself, own electric tweezers....*gulps loudly* I have done it all to my pussy and even ass. Electric tweezers suck, however, I can go WEEKS being smooth. I like that part, but it takes a lot of time and about 4 cock&tails to endure. My point is...we do a lot for the men in our lives.

I'll skip the upper torso cuz I'm a big girl and not really ashamed of that fact. Let's move on to face and hair. The make up is for you, either to hide imperfections or just to feel pretty for you AND ourselves. Sometimes that means a little and sometime it calls for dramatic. It's all according to your mood or ours. *grins*  We tweeze our eyebrows for a polished look....who wants a neanderthal girl????

AHHHHHHHH....our hair....we color it sometimes to cover the little gray ones popping out or just change it to rediscover ourselves.....I'll be a redhead til I die! LOL

I'm just curious to know if men understand what we endure to be the lovely creatures called women?

Just found out about the death of a past friend. We always claim to keep in touch....but we never really do...why not?

If I love, I love completely.

If we can't talk all the time, I still love you completly.

If I am silent, doesn't mean I don't love you.

It simply means I love you more than I can tell you.

Sometimes, I can't share things of my personal life.

I still love you completely...........and I always will.

Home less than 24 hours and the "blood of my blood" has already caused tension....all hail the KING of stress and strife! 

Hail to my brother!!!

Is it normal to find new freckles???? OHHHHH FUCK!!!! Are those age spots????? That's it.....find me a cliff!!!! I'm done!

Honest JOY!

Family night at my home is full of laughter, joy and many times DRAMA!

This family night was fabulous. It begins with a bear hug from hell from my great nephew Kylan (12) (he gives amazing hugs). Then my peanut...my princess...my Kynleigh (10), said "NO!!! That's my Aunt Kelly! She's mine!"

She hugged me so tight I couldn't breathe. It was beautiful.   

  Then the baby, Maddy (18 months) arrived, shy and charming as ever. Maddy warms up quickly! This baby can work an iphone like I've never seen! I wouldn't be able to do it! She also loves to go up and down the concrete stairs from the den to the backyard patio...which makes everyone a bit nervous, but you have to learn stuff....good and bad, right? Nothing bad tonight. We all have an eagle eye on that baby!

   Dinner is ready...we have so much food and tend to cater to the babies, no matter how old they are (always have fave food on hand). We had chicken & dumplings, butter beans and sausage, deviled eggs on a glass dish with black and green olives, mac and cheese, cole slaw, cornbread, so many things that do not make sense nor a whole lot healthy, and something that was supposed to be chicken nuggets.....but Nana screwed up and made turkey meatballs instead (for Kylan and Kynleigh) LOL! That was fixed as soon as Kylan bit into one, said it tasted funny and I looked in the trash and saw what was really cooked. I happen to love them.....Kylan did NOT!

    Maddy loved the black olives and focused on them when she could be still enough to bother. Dinner was a hoot, though I think my peanut may have been a little jealous. 

   I truly enjoy having a cold beer with my oldest brother, Mitch. We have a wonderful relationship, a respect for each other even though when I was born, he moped around because "Mother had another girl.". 

My brother went in to the bathroom so I asked Kylan to bring a beer to me (I was outside).....he brings it to me as he giggles....saying something on tv was funny. I pop the cap on the beer and it spews! The little bastard shook it before bringing it to me! How could I not laugh at that??? That's funny shit! There was so much laughter and joy tonight that I am hoarse! I fucking love that!!!

We have always played little pranks on each other (a gift from my father). We completely love each other and show it in many different ways. Be it, pranks, hugs and kisses, protecting one another or allowing trouble to find us to learn a lesson, we do what we must and I apply  that to my true friends as well...

Let the next generation ROCK ON!!!!

Tonight was a joy! My father would have loved it! I know I did!

PEACE!!!!

It is too funny to me, how when my Buddy needs attention, he will come between my laptop cord and the plug. FUCKER does it on purpose!!! I love dogs!!!! I love my Buddy!!! Makes me laugh everytime!!!

Perhaps silence is in order.

I feel unwanted, undesired.... and not needed at the moment...and that is ok....I kinda feel the same. I can not give what I do not have. I have tried and it simply is not enough.

I truly love my Fu's...but I can't give more than I have.

Thank god, I do NOT hide my lunacy nor my flaws from anyone.

I pity those that feel the need to do so.

I am ME...mental, emotional and physical flaws included...it's extremely hard to watch my cherished friends being sucked in by something that is FAKE (once again)! Makes me want to pull away from you. So be it.....

I'm not sure what just happened....it was either a Freudian slip or I have had a stroke. I was talking to the RL boyfriend. My gesture meant to be a three on my fingers......it wasn't a three....it was a bird. I flipped him off!  WTF was that????? LMAO!!!!

I'm just not right.......*sighs*

Oh well, part of my charm huh????? *rolls eyes*

PEACE