Courtesy of Bluejacket.com
some of the best ways to simulate the navy at home)
Buy a dumpster, chip the paint down to bare metal, paint it gray, and live in it for six months (coast guard simulations, use white paint)
Repaint your entire house once a months
Place metal barriers ont he lower 18" of every door in your house and add eight handles to every door.
Pump ten inches of nasty half sewage water into yoru basement, pump it out, clean up the mess, and paint everything in the basement grey...prepeat frequently for added realism.
On Monday Wednesday, and friday, turn your water temp up to 200 degrees, on tuesday and thurstay, set the temperature at 34 degrees, on saturday and sunday inform your family that they used too much water during the week and as a result all showering is secured.
Stack all beds on top of one another in the closet, raise your bed within six inches of the ceiling, stow all your clothing and possessions in a 36x18 x 12 locker, if anyone is sick and throwing up , put them in the top bunk.
Install a bell on the front porch, whenever yoru father-in-law comes over ring the bell 4 times and announce his arrival/departure over a megaphone.
Everytime you leave or enter the house, salute the porch light and ask yoru dog for permission to leave or enter the dwelling.
