REVEAL A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF:
NOW
Is your hair up?
Um it’s fucking 600 degrees in this apartment I am lucky to still have hair to pull up
Is your phone right beside you?
Hmmm, depends on how I angle myself - could be beside me, in front of me, behind me . . .
Do you wish you were somewhere else?
I wish I was in a freezer full of whipped cream and a partner willing to let me warm them up
Do you have plans for tonight?
Well, does porn and hour long masturbation constitute a plan?
Are you wearing makeup?
Fuck no, the shit would melt in this place . . . See first question
Are you wearing chapstick?
Not at the moment but if read about my plans for the night you can safely assume that there will be something on my lips before long
Are you cold?
Yeah fucking freezing my ass off
Are you tired?
I am always tired of something or other *hint hint*
Are you excited?
Yep I haven’t watched the new porn yet - hehehe
Are you wearing pajamas?
So gonna depend on what you consider pajamas
Who’s the last person that called you?
Mike
Anything you regret?
Not a damn thing, oh wait maybe that night with the monkey and the organ grinder but that was only one night
Ever stuck gum under a desk?
I have better places to stick things
Ever spit at someone?
Uh - well I would have a hard time doing some of my skillful techniques
Ever kicked something living?
Hehehe, yeah
Ever had your nails done?
Still trying to find that man dammit
Ever thrown up because you cried so hard?
Oh hell no never cried that much
Had any plans last week?
Um, I bought the new porn and the new toy to use with the porn
Who did you see last week?
Everyone that I looked at
Was last week interesting?
I went to a sex toy shop with my best friend and my mother, do the math
Kiss anyone last week?
Ya know what I did, I was making out with the girl at the bar, and then I kissed Winchester goodbye and hell I may have kissed Dacoob bye too
Have you cussed?
Who me, no not me, never, you have no fucking proof
Have you yelled at someone?
See answer above
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Have you cried?
Not lately
SPILL YOUR GUTS:
First thing you did this morning?
Well I am not sure cause I didn’t go to bed until noon then when I got up at 2 I answered the phone
Last thing you ate?
Fried rice with sweet & sour sauce
What’s something you look forward to most in the next 6 weeks?
More porn and masturbation
What’s the last movie you saw?
Shit the one I watched earlier what the hell was it? Because I Said So
Do you believe in long distance relationships?
I don’t believe in relationships period
Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Whoever is reading this may be
Do you wish on stars?
I do not wish period
Does it work?
When was the last time you cried?
Umm, no idea
Do you like your handwriting?
I can read it
Are you a friendly person?
Not generally no
Are you keeping a secret from the world?
Too many to name
Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
No ones
What color shirt are you wearing?
Who says I am wearing a shirt?
What is the color of your bedsheets?
Pink & Cream
What were you doing at 11 last night?
I’ll never tell and neither will they
Last person you talked to:
Amber
Ever cried on your friends shoulder?
Many of them
Are you a normally happy person?
I have my new happy no matter what agreement dammit
Is your self-esteem low?
Nope not really
What color are your eyes?
Whatever color you want them to be
Do you like someone?
Nope I hate everyone
