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created on 12/05/2007  |  http://fubar.com/general/b163962
it was march 24th at 9.p.m and i was getting ready to spend my birthday at the movies wit a friend, i was checken my emails while i was waiting and all of a sudden my phone rang, it was him callin to tell me he was waiting outside.. i grabbed my jacket an headed out. we were sitting next to eachother listenen to music and talking, he reached over and gently placed his handon mine, we come to a stop light and he leans over an softly kisses me on the cheek, when he went to lean back over an impulse came over me and i found myself placen a hand on each side his face an i was softly pressing my lips against his. i slowly open my eyes slightly in shock from his amazingly graceful kiss. he gives me this soft smile and i lean over placen my right hand over the left side of his chest i start kissing the right side of his neck softly. i can hear his breathe getting a little faster, i stop using both hands i slowly unbuckle his pants and pull his dick out, using my right hand softly grippin my fingers around the shaft of his dick and grippin my teeth on his neck, i slowly start to caress his dick while massaging his neck with the tip of my tongue, i hear him take a deep breathe and out of the corner of my eye i see him bite his lip. my grip gets a little bit tighter now and his grip on the steering wheel shifts. i look at his eyes and then i look down as im watching my hand slowly sliden down the soft brown skin on his penis up and down i watch sum precum slowly slide down the head of his dick, i take my tongue and i catch it sliden my tongue up to the head i hear a weak moan from him, i place the head of his dick on my lips and then slowly start sliding in in my mouth i feel him place his right hand on my head and hes guiding me everytyme i come up, and i go back down my hair falls into my face and i feel him take his hand and softly pull the hair back from my face and grip it into his hand as hes softly pullin my grip is getting tighter around the head were both grippin harder and breathing faster, we come to the railroad crossing an theres a train he jerks his head back yanks on my hair, hes moanen louder then i hear him say "damn baby im bout to nut" then i feel this warm gentle liquid fill my mouth, i swallow and take my tongue and lick the rest off his dick, after im done he buckles his pants and i sit up fixen my hair at first neither of us speak, then we start making small talk 20 minutes later we arrive at the cinemas and we stand off on the side contemplating what movie to watch, he slides a little closer to my side he puts his arm around me and suggest a movie, i agree, we buy the tickets an head in, were a few rows back from the center of the room watching "the eye" supposed to be some scary movie, ts us and one other person who happened to be sitting 5 rows in front of us off to the left side. were talking and joking about the previews and then the lights start to dim were sitting there watching the movie, a part in the movie spooked me an made me jump closer to him, he laughs and puts his arm around me jokingly pullin me towards him, im leaning into him concentrating on the movie when i feel this slight tug on my earlobe from his teeth, trying to keep my concentration on the movie but it gets broke when i feel a hand start to massage the nipple of my left breast, finding it hard to watch the movie and b seduced by him i lean bac in my chair, he waits a second then leans forward he pulls apart my legs, reaches a hand up my skirt an i feel him tracing my clit wit his finger then he slowly starts fingering me i thrust my head bac n grip my hands on both arm rest hes goen faster and im fighting the urge to scream he leans forward leaning upto my ear he whispers "give daddi dat nut babi"i feel my face getting hot an my legs shaking i completely lose control my eyes roll bac an i hear myself screaming, the guy up front yells bac for us to be quiet, i thought at first id be relieved but it only made my sex drive rise, he sits bac in his seat wit a smile on his face an i tell him "daddi i want dat dick" he looks at me n bites his lip, he stands up an i unbuckle his pants slidin them down, he takes his hand an places it on the bac of my head an pulls me towards him sliding his dick in my mouth, i feel it getting hard an then he pulls it out sits down an pulls me onto him puttin one leg on each side of him his hands on my hips he slowly guides me on his dick slowly rocking bac n forth he leans his head bac and i put my hands on his and slightly start bouncin on his dick hes holding me close and im tellin him how good it feels he tells me to stand up and lean over the chair, so i do.. he comes up behind me grabs a handful of my hair with one hand and rams his dick in my pussy maken me jerk, while hes sliding in an out he takes his free hand and smacks my ass.. after a while he tells me to lay on the ground an he spreads my legs takin just the tip of his dick he teases my clit, tellen me to tell him how bad i wnt it, tellin me if i wnt it ill have to beg for it, he takes my left leg an straightens it out he puts his right leg over my left leg an places my right leg on his shoulder an starts pounding that pussy harder an deeper im lookin up at him an keepin my eyes locked on his with my hands on his shoulders he tells me he can feel it coming i lower my leg an wrap them around him pullin him deep in me leanen up and start kissin his soft lips passionately i can feel his muscles tighten then he stops an i feel this warm sensation, he leans forward resting his head on my shoulder his mouth by my ear an im listenen to the rythmic sound of his breath i put a hand on his head an one on his bac, after 10 minutes he pulls out of me we get dressed an sit bac in the chairs for the last 20 minutes of the movie

lustful night

it was a strange night, a full moon.. an u kno what they say about full moons, someones either having good ass sex or a really bad argument.. for me it was a lustful night... my day had started out lyke any other day, i got up took a shower gt dressed n watched sum shows i had recorded on dvr, my phone rang, an it was him..the most breathtaking guy ive ever met, he asked me what i was doing, i said shyt nuthin, he asked if we could meet up i said sure where, he said ill call you when im ready... so i was geeked an waiting a half hour went by an the phone rang again, an it was him tellen me to meet him uptown, so i did, he picked me up an we went to this park by the water, he layed a blanket down an took my hand an walked me onto the blanket... we sat there an he sat behind me wrappen his arms softly around me resting his head on my shoulder, were lookin up at the moon an listenen to the water gently rushing past us, he pulls my hair to the side an softly kisses my neck, i close my eyes hoping he doesnt stop, he moves to the side n slowly lays me down. hes looking down at me wit this look on his face, i smile n ask him whats wrong, he tells me nothing that everything was perfect, i lean up n press my lips firmly against his, an he lowers us down runnen his hand down my hair, hes kissin my lips, then my cheek, then my neck, im feelin his gentle touch as im lookin up at the moon, then i see it, a shooting star flying right above us, i make a wish... but will it come true.... it does, i get his impulse to lean up, an lower him down n im leanen slightly over him an i take my tongue n trace his bottom lip n grip it between my teeth, then i move over to his right ear n slide his earlobe into my mouth, sucken on it softly i begin to moan slightly, then i take my tongue n slide it down his neck, i start kissin his neck an maken my way down to his shoulder blade, and i stop... i remove his shirt n again i start on his shoulder blade, i take a free hand n press it firmly onto his chest, taken jus the tips of my nails n slowly trace down his chest, jus soft enough to make the hairs stand, i get to his thighs, i unbuckle his pants n slide his dick out, an i start stroking it, meanwhile im kissing down his chest, letting my hair fall onto his chest, sliden my tongue in small circles, when i reach his thighs i stop stroking his dick, an i crawl down, i start removing his pants, watching his eyes, hes watching me an biting his bottom lip, his breathe getting a little faster, i remove his pants n slightly open his legs, i climb between them, im still lookin in his eyes i take my hand n start stroking his dick again an i take my tongue n place them on his balls n start swirling it in circles.. he groans, i slide them in my mouth an start sucking an my grip on his dick gettin a little tighter i can hear his breathing gettin more n more upbeat, his legs r shifting slightly, i stop, i slide my tongue frum his balls to the shaft of his dick then i slide my tongue up to the dome and stop, i make him lean up an look at me, then i slide my tongue n place it on the head of his dic before sliden the head into my mouth, i close my mouth around his dick an start sucken, then i pull it out to spit on it getting it wetter, then i start slowly sliden it farther in my mouth, i hear him groanen louder an partial words coming out as if hes stuttering, i moan softly, i can feel his muscles start to tighten an i feel his hand on the bac of my head, he grips my hair n pulls, i suck a little faster..i stop, i pull his dick out of my mouth n crawl upto his ear, taken his earlobe bac into my mouth, i whisper in his ear "daddi i wnt u to fuk me so bad, i want dat dik" he doesnt hesitate he gets up, lays me down hes down between my legs, he puts a hand on each knee an he begins to open my legs, im lookin up at him wit my head slightly tilted to the side, then he starts lowering his head, im concentrating on him watchen closely as if i dont kno whats going on, then i feel it, his tongue, sliden down my clit an i grasp for air, he starts nibblen n i can feel my heart pounding, he slides his tongue inside me n i about lose control im pullen on my hair n grippen the blanket between my fingers diggin my nails so hard i feel them diggin into the dirt, he stops, placen his hands on my inner thighs, he holds my legs down, positions himself between my legs then spreads them pussy lips open and slides deep into my cervix, i throw my head bac n close my eyes, feelin his dik inside me was lyke slippin into the stage of extacy, he doesnt pull out, hes pushing deeper in me,he leans forward n kisses me softly, then he starts sliden in an out slowly at first, feelin every inch sliden in an out i reach up placen my hands on his shoulders, he starts to go a little faster the air feels like its getting more humid, we both start sweating, he thrust in deeper an i let out a soft scream, he slams one hand to the side of my head n jerks in an out, im lookin up at him, an hes lookin dead in my eyes, watchen him lick his lips, he stops, i go crazy, he takes his dick n traces down my clit, then he plunges into me an grips my hips pullin himself in farther n he nuts... he then leans forward layen on my chest, his head by my ear an i hear him breathing in my ear, the sound of his breath an mine together... he pulls out n lays next to me, we dnt speak at first, he leans over n pulls me close n we lay there lookin up at that lustful moon, a night ill never forget

I Will Survive

At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are,another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans! Go on now - go! , Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

Aries- The Player

ARIES - THE PLAYER Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. GEMINI - HARD TO LOVE (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Good personalities. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost. CANCER - CRAVES SEX ALOT (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Normally not a Fighter, but will if neccessary. Someone loves them right now. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LIBRA - THE PIMP (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor. Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost. AQUARIUS - THE ONE U CAN'T TOUCH (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Attractive. Loud. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. PISCES - THE SEX ADDICT (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. BEST kisser. Always get what they want. Very Attractive. Easy going. RARE Find. GOOD when found. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. NOT one to mess with. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LEO - THE SEX MANIAC (7/23-8/22) Very talkative. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and SEXY. Have own unique appeal. Irresistible. Most caring person you'll ever meet! however not the kind of person you wanna mess with...they will kick your ass... u might end up crying... 10 years of bad luck if you do not repost. VIRGO - THE BEST SEXUAL PARTNER (8/23-9/22) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it.Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost. TAURUS- THE BAD BOY OR GIRL (4/20-5/20) Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. A Definite Fighter & will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost. CAPRICORN - THE SEXY ONE (12/22-1/19) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Sweet. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please.Loves to smile.Beautiful laugh.Patient.Cautious.Bit of naughty.The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost. SCORPIO - THE VIRGIN (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. ONE OF A KIND.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. The best sexual partners in the zodiac. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SAGITTARIUS - THE ONE (11/22-12/21) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying! 10 years of bad luck if you dont repost
These NIGGAS out here got one thing on their mind, trynna get IN like Verizon, but don't wanna sign a contract. Now they mad cuz females raisin the bar like Cingular and not givin a CHIRP CHIRP bout these lame @$$ excuses. Please don't be alarmed when they don't give you anytime like TMobile, busy signals left and right, and more disconnects than Metro Pcs. Just in case you were wondering, this aint no pay as you go...if you're lookin for a roll over plan, Sprint to the next hoe, cause as we classy females will ALLTEL you, u messin with my daytime minutes! (Can you hear me now? GOOD!

yahoo and myspace

any yall got myspace or yahoo messenger hit me up i need more pplz to talk to at nite lol

lmao

LMAO ........."""There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar." The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!. Send to eight of your freakiest friends. If u get 0-2 back you are average If you get 3-5 you are a freak If you get 6-8 then you are a major freak, and need a leash"""

Cleanin up my list

im cleanen up my list i have a numerous amount of ppl an half i dnt speak wit, if yud like me to keep u plz leave me a comment

WARNING

Warning Message: NIGHTOWL/MP/ January 19, 2008 10:38 AM From: Ann B To: myYearbook.com Subject: Warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Message: Message: Message: Warning!!!!! Message: MICHIGAN STATE POLICE WARNING *** State police warning for online: Please read this 'very carefully'..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually ; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of Rockhard abs or goes by his name Jason Stallings contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his instant messages or e-mail . He has the ability to track your home address. Whoever this person may be, he is a suspect for murder in the death of (3) women (so far) contacted through the Internet. He is a suspect in a shooting and is known for raping and beating young women. He is located in the MID-MICHIGAN area. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name was seen on Yahoo and AOL so far. This is not a joke! Please send this to men too...just in case! Send to everyone you know! Ladies, this is serious! IF WE CAN PASS ON JOKES, SURELY WE CAN PASS ON A WARNING THAT MAY SAVE A FRIENDS LIFE. Thank You. Dorothy J. Jackson Complianc e & Enforcement Remediation and Redevelopment Division Michigan Dept. of Environmental Quality Phone: 517-335-6842 Fax 373-2637 email: Jacksodj@michigan.govMm
When you occasionally have a really bad day... And you just need to take it out on someone... Don't take it out on someone you know... Take it out on someone you don't know! I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I dialed what I thought was Emily's number. A man answered saying, "Hello?" I politely said, "This is Matt. May I please speak with Emily?" Suddenly, a manic voice yelled out in my ear, "There's no Emily here... Get the right fucking number!"... and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude!!! When I tracked down Emily's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the wrong number again... When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!"... and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word "Asshole" next to it and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up! When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic "asshole calling" would have to stop. So... I called his number and said, "Hi, this is Ron White from Verizon. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?" He yelled "NO!"... and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!" One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, which included his phone number... so I wrote down the number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial!), I thought that I'd better call the BMW asshole, too! I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?" "Yes, it is!" he said. "Can you tell me where I can see it?" I asked. "Yes, I live at 42 Chelsea Blvd in Jackson. It's a blue house, and the car's parked right out in front." "What's your name?" I asked. "My name is Michael Gibson," he said. "When's a good time to catch you, Mike?" "I'm home every evening after five." "Listen, Mike... Can I tell you something?" "Yes?" "Mike, you're an asshole!"... Then I hung up, and I added his number to my speed dial. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call! Then I came up with an idea... I called Asshole number one. "Hello?" "You're an asshole!"... But I didn't hang up. "Are you still there?" he asked. "Yeah," I said. "Stop calling me," he screamed. "Make me," I said. "Who are you?" he asked. "My name is Michael Gibson!" "Yeah? Where do you live?" "Asshole, I live at 42 Chelsea Blvd, Jackson, a blue house, with my black Beamer parked in front." He said, "I'm coming over right now, Michael... And you had better start saying your prayers!" I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, Asshole!"... and hung up. Then I called Asshole number 2. "Hello?" he said. "Hello, Asshole!" I said. He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are%u2026" "You'll what?" I said. "I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed. I answered, "Well, Asshole, here's your chance... I'm coming over right now!" Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 42 Chelsea Blvd, Jackson, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover... Then I called Channel 3 News about the gang war going on down in Chelsea Blvd, Jackson... I quickly got into my car and headed over to Chelsea. I got there just in time to watch the two assholes beating the holy hell out of each other in front of eight cop cars, an overhead police helicopter, and a large news crew. NOW I feel MUCH better... Anger Management really works!!!
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