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MY OWN PRIVATE IRAQ

I'VE NEVER WRITTEN A POEM OR WHATEVER THIS SHIT IS BEFORE SO I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE QUITE WHERE THIS HAS COME FROM. NEEDLESS TO SAY YOUR COMMENTS GOOD/BAD WILL BE APPRECIATED. CHEERS JAY OUTSIDE...... THATS WHERE ITS COLD THATS WHERE FEAR LIVES LOVE.....LIFE WAR.....LIFE WORK.....LIFE PAIN.....LIFE YOU.....DEATH EVERY SECOND, EVERY MINUTE, EVERY HOUR, EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE... OUT THERE ALWAYS OUT THERE INSIDE..... THATS WHERE ITS WARM THATS WHERE FEAR DIES LOVE....ME PEACE.....ME REST.....ME HEAL.....ME HELP.....ME LIFE.....ME.....I EVERY BEAT, EVERY PULSE, EVERY BREATH EVERY TWITCH, EVERY THOUGHT IN HERE ALWAYS IN ME INSIDE-OUT..... THATS WHERE ITS HOT THATS WHERE FEAR IS BORN LOVE.....HATE LIFE......LIFE ?? WORK.....TOIL PAIN.....HA ! YOU.....MINE EVERY SECOND, EVERY MINUTE, EVERY HOUR, EVERY FUCKIN DAY OF YOUR LIFE OUT THERE ALWAYS IN YOU OUTSIDE-IN THATS WHERE IT BURNS THATS WHERE FEAR GROWS LOVE ?.....NO ! PEACE ?.....NO ! REST ?.....NO ! HEAL ?.....NO ! HELP ?.....NO !..NO !..NO ! YOU.....DEATH.....ME EVERY BEAT, EVERY PULSE, EVERY BREATH EVERY TWITCH, EVERY THOUGHT IN HERE ALWAYS YOU

BOLLOX TO THE ANTICHRIST

FOR THE PURPOSE OF THIS HYPOTHESIS ASSUME THE WHOLE CHRIST/GOD BLOG AS FACTUAL
(NB: BLOG IS BIBLE- LOG)



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FACT: CHRISTIANITY/RELIGION IS DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR ALMOST ALL WARS AND CONFLICTS IN HISTORY



FACT: CHRISTIANITY/RELIGION ISSUES STRICT DOCTRINES TO CONTROL A PERSONS THOUGHTS, ACTIONS, AND MOVEMENT KEEPING THEM WITHIN ITS WELL DEFINED CONFINES



FACT: CHRISTIANITY/RELIGION CAN MAKE PEOPLE ACT IN WAYS THAT DIRECTLY CONTRADICT THEIR NATURAL INSTINCTS



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USING THESE IRREFUTABLE FACTS I CONCLUDE THAT THE ANTICHRIST AND THE TRUE CHRIST ARE IN FACT THE SAME ELEMENT

ALL THE TALK AND WITCHFYNDING ARE MERELY SCURRILIOUS SCAREMONGERING BY SECULAR ORGANIZATIONS TO TRY TO RECAPTURE THEIR EVER DECREASING FOLLOWERS, AS MORE AND MORE DISCOVER A MORE PERSONAL SPIRITUALITY AND SO SHUN THE STRUCTURED AND ARCHAIC CREDO'S



IN SUMMARY



FORGET ABOUT THE COMING OF THE ANTICHRIST
HE HAS ALREADY GONE

FORGET MIRACLES IN GARDENS IN GETHSEMENY,
JUST REMEMBER
VAMPIRES CAN RISE FROM THE DEAD
MYTHICAL DEAD JEWS ON CROSSES CANNOT



REMEMBER CHILDREN

RELIGION AND CHRIST ARE NOT REAL

SO DON'T HAVE NIGHTMARES


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WHAT THE FUCK

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A SERIOUS QUESTION ASKED IN A NON-SERIOUS MANNER


CAN ANYONE TRUTHFULLY AND HONESTLY EXPLAIN TO ME



1....WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BASTARD POINT OF THIS INANE SITE ?

2....WHAT SICK BASE LEVEL OF FUN DOES ANYONE GET OUT OF IT ?

3....WHAT DEGREE OF AMUSEMENT IS ON OFFER ?

4....WHAT DOES IT OFFER INTELLECTUALLY ?

5....SURELY, THERE'S MORE TO YOUR SAD LITTLE LIVES THAN THIS ?

MY
SERIOUS ANSWERS
IN A
"OH THE HUMANITY"
STYLE


1....THERE IS NO BASTARD POINT, JUST AN ENDLESS LIVING HELL

2....NO GAMES TO PLAY, NO GROUPS TO JOIN,
JUST
BOLLOX,
MORE
BOLLOX
, BIGGER BOLLOX
AND MEGA-BOLLOX
WITH BIG RED BELL-ENDS HANGING FROM THEM.


3....ASIDE OF THE SCREAMINGLY ORIGINAL 'CONTESTS' -
LETS THINK, OH YEAH
THERE'S
SHITTY MUSIC
FLASHING YA TITS
TRYING TO OUT-SHOUT EVERYONE ELSE
AND THE PSEUDO FALSENESS OF
'BELONGING'
AT THE END

SOUNDS FAMILIAR
THINK - SHITTY SEX WITH YOUR OLD MAN.....AGAIN


4....IT DOESN'T OFFER 1% OF MENTAL STIMULUS
EXCEPT DECIDING WHETHER TO TAKE A PIX
OF YOUR ASS OR MINGE TONIGHT

"HMM, I KNOW I'LL GO FOR BASEBALL BAT UP THE TWAT, THAT ALWAYS WORKS"


5....IF THERE IS - FUCKIN GO THERE
IF THERE IS NOT - I REALLY DON'T WANNA KNOW



HE, SHE OR SHIT

What the fuck is wrong with 'lost cherry' guys ?


Not Me

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Me

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Notice anything different ?

GOOD !

Then why the fuck do I get loads of lusty, letchy
requests to be your fuckin friend ?

I can list 3 possible reasons for this phenomena


1..ElizaJay sounds like a girls name


2..I do have long blonde hair


3..LC is highly favoured within the gay community


Here are my 3 responses

1..LC names are not real -

if I see 'the ghost' I don't think

"fuck me - a ghost'

nuff said


2..I also have a good size cock and a fine set of bollocks as well, which you may notice if you weren't too busy trippin over your own.



3..See above


So please don't be offended if I refuse your friend requests

lets put it down to masculine ebullience and heightened sexual anticipation, and never speak of it again.

Or I may just start accepting the requests

ASTROLOGY ISN'T THAT DIFFICULT TO GRASP ONCE YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH ITS PRINCIPALS.
THOUGH DISMISSED BY MANY, ASTROLOGY IS ACTUALLY A SCIENCE AND NOT JUST FORTUNE TELLING, BUT BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE ONLY
ASSOCIATE IT WITH NEWSPAPER HOROSCOPES THEY DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.
HOWEVER WHEN READ CORRECTLY IT PROVIDES AN INVALUABLE AIDE ESPECIALLY IN TIMES OF INDECISION AND UPSET.

TO HELP EXPLAIN ITS LAWS I WILL USE MY ORCHESTRA ANALOGY AGAIN, I FIND IT DESCRIBES PERFECTLY THE ESSENCE OF THE STARS.

IMAGINE AN ORCHESTRA - PLAYERS, INSTRUMENTS, THE MUSIC AND THE PARTS THEY EACH PLAY.
INDIVIDUALLY THEY DON'T MEAN A GREAT DEAL BUT PLACE THEM TOGETHER AND THEY CREATE SOMETHING BOTH MAGICAL AND BEAUTIFUL.

SWITCH THE MUSICIANS FOR THE 12 SIGNS.
THEN SWAP INSTRUMENTS FOR THE PLANETS.
NOW WE HAVE THE ABILITY TO MAKE SOME MUSIC, BUT THEY ARE ONLY TUNING UP NOW AND WE KNOW HOW BAD THAT CAN SOUND.

NEXT INTRODUCE THE 12 HOUSES AND REMOVE THE MUSICAL SCORES.
NOW EACH PAIRING OF PLAYER AND INSTRUMENT CAN PLAY A TUNE THEY STILL SOUND AWFUL THOUGH, ALL DOING THEIR OWN THINGS.

HOWEVER WHEN THIS CACOPHANY FALLS IN WITH ONE ANOTHER THEY REALISE THEY HAVE THE ABILITY TO MAKE SOMETHING UNIQUE AND HEAVENLY.
THIS IS WHAT THE ASPECTS JOB IS; TO BRING TOGETHER THE 12 SEPERATE UNITS AND CONFIGURE THEM IN A BALANCED AND STRUCTURED ARRANGEMENT.

THE MUSIC THAT IS BEING MADE BY THE ASTRO BAND CANNOT BE HEARD OR APPRECIATED BY EVERYONE, HOWEVER.
FOR THE TUNE THEY PLAY IS FOR YOUR EARS ALONE.AND WAS WRITTEN SPECIALLY FOR YOU.

THIS IS YOUR UNIQUE "DANCE OF LIFE" AND ONCE HEARD YOU WILL BE DANCING ALONG WITH IT FOR REST OF YOUR LIFETIME. ENJOY.


PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER AND THEY CREATE SOMETHING MAGICAL AND BEAUTIFUL.

L.A.P.D

HOLLYWANK

GERMANY 2006 - WORLD FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP FINALS
THE KNOCKOUT STAGES BEGIN - NOW ITS PERSONAL
'the greatest global extravaganza since the second coming of The Messiah at the 2004 Athens olympic games' (or was it The Messiah coming second, not sure)'
 For the 32 countries fortunate to have qualified for these finals, it means everything - the world, but what this represents all depends on which team you support. There are the fancied sides like Italy, Holland, Brazil, Argentina, England and host nation Germany where expectation and hopes of eventual glory are paramount and defeat unthinkable. Like a nation at war the whole country gets fanatically behind their team and patriotism spreads nationwide like an epidemic. Then there are teams like Uganda, Ivory Coast and Trinidad & Tobago, all making their finals debut, and simply qualifying and actually being here may just be the greatest thing ever to happen to their countries. Instead of the jingoism expressed by other countries, an carnival atmosphere sweeps over the whole nation which infects all who come in contact with it. Victory or defeat isn't the issue, for them the pride and disbelief that they have been allowed to share the same stage as legends is everything, and they are going to enjoy the party come what may.  I remember when the finals were all about the football, but patriotism has become a weapon and football merely provides the opportunity to settle old scores and initiate new ones.It's not Italy or argentina but the 'spics' and the 'argies', and helped by the press who serve us headlines which would be suited to wartime instead of a sporting competition, the populace turn into hounds baying for blood, either that of the opposition or a scapegoat from within our own team. (when David Beckham got himself sent off in the eventual defeat by sworn enemies Argentina, 'The Mirror' published a Beckham dartboard, and an effigy of the player was actually 'hung' outside a London pub) (After scoring the own goal against U.S.A which sent Columbia home from the tournament, defender Andres Escobar was actually shot dead on his return to Medellin)  So, who are the worst offenders when it comes to jingoistic, misguided patriotism ? 'Nazi' Germany, those Argy bastards, or those cowardly spics ? Nah, we all know who are undisputed 'Dickheads on tour - numero uno firmo'. 70824.jpg
Yeah its the fucking English innit.
Now it's well known that English fans are hooligans and 'British National Party' skinheads with a love of Adolf Hitler and all things riech, but allowing them to follow their team to, of all places in Germany, but fucking NUREMBURG, now thats asking for trouble innit. As it happens the event seems to have gone off quite peacefully, but now the competition enters the knockout rounds woe betide the poor city who have the bad luck to play host to England when they lose (which they will).
Consider the following poser...
  • Q. Which of these scenarios is the most auspicious?
  • 1. A pub on hot day serving ice cold beer.
  • 2. A pub on cold day serving  beer at room temperature.
  • A. Neither, coz we'll smash the fucking place up either way, yoo cunt !
In the small town where I live, with its population 5300 (white 98.49%) and its half dozen pubs, a strange mood seems to have engulfed the entire town. Almost every house is bedecked with flags, banners and posters. Not a few well wishes to the team, but more akin to a village in Kent during the queens jubilee celebrations. However, no cream teas or strawberries for this town, oh no. This is a place built on cheap beer and shite food, a place with more mad fuckers per square foot than Rampton or Broadmoor.
Watch this space...............
If every home in Germany was bedecked with flags and insignia as England is, we'd think the 4th reich was on the rise......might even be closer to home than we think
INGERLAND, INGERRLAND,  INGERRRLAAND
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