LURCH's blog: "Just some stories .."

DEER MEAT > > A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. > > Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of > meat > it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. > > The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they > begged their dad for the clue. > > Well, he said, 'It's what mommy calls me sometimes'. > > The little girl screams to her brother > > 'Don't eat it, it's an asshole..