CREDIT CARD APPLICATIONS
So you have received a credit card
application? You know what it says,
but do know what it really means?
What it says: "You have demonstrated
financial responsibility..."
What it means: You're breathing!
What it says: "You have no predetermined
credit limit..."
What it means: "We're not worried,
we employ the Break Your Legs collection agency."
What it says: "To apply for membership, fill
out this short form..."
What it means: You'll get the long form later.
What it says: "You may direct us not to
share this information with anyone else..."
What it means: "Catch us, if you can!"
What it says: "We look forward to receiving
your completed application..."
What it means: "We baited the hook, let's
see if anyone bites!"
What it says: "You've been pre-approved..."
What it means: "You've been pre-approved to
be Rejected!" or "We've already prepared
your letter of denial."
