A Mans Boob Chart
. . Itty bitty titties
()() Little breasts
(.)(.) Nice breasts
(o)(o) Perfect breasts
(D)(D) Bullets
(O)(O) Handful breasts
(~0~)(~0~) Stretch mark breasts
o/.o/ Grandma's breasts
[o][o] Breasts during a mammogram
* % * Flat chest
(+0(+0) Fake silicone breasts
(*)(*) High nipple breasts
(@)(@) Big nipple breasts
oo A cups
{O}{O} D cups
(^)*(^) Cold breasts
(>)(>) Perky breasts
(o)*(O) Lopsided breasts