peace AND all that's blog: "What I Am"

So I'm at the Home Depot, making what I thought would be a simple return....

I had picked the kids up from swim practice & told them I would be right out... well after the new employee was having a hard time returning 1/2 a box of siding, I went out to the Van to get the kids cause apparently I was gonna be awhiles.... then out of nowhere.......

This crazy crack head lady yells over to me.. YO YOU FUCKING HO? I point to myself & say " You talking to me?" she runs up to me calling me a fucking pig ho housewrecker & she knows I am fucking her boyfriend...DAFUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT LADY?!?!?! I told her to go away & get up outta my face... She is SCREAMING at the top of her lungs. YOU Are GONNA PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE... the kids were right bedside me at the time.

I have not a fucking single clue who this crazy loon is or where she came from.... anyways, by this time, she had been loud enough for the Home Depot Security to come out... right in front of them ( 2 big dudes) .... she flips off her flops and slams her arms down.... fists all ready to fling and yells right up in my face " YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME BITCH, I'm GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU....."

I was like yooooo bitch back yer crazy ass self away from me now.. trying to stay calm in front of my kids (but I was actually alittle shaken up) who knows if she had had a gun or a knife or whatever..... the guard person steps in & pulls me back ... asking if I know her.. "of course I dont know the fucking crazy bitch but keep her the fuck away from me & my kids...." is what I say to him..... so he pulls me aside & tells me to stay put & she jumps up in his face saying "ARREST THAT HO She is threatening me and harrasing me & fucking my boyfriend" duh you asswipe... he just heard you scream in my face you were gonna kill me.... He was like, one hand on his taser or gun or whatever those HD cops carry, " step away from me lady... back all the way to the lawn mowers..." my kids giggle... (cause step on all the way back to the lawn mowers did sound kinna funny) she says "you best stop laughing at me you fucks...."

NOW THE COP CARS ARRIVE.... she jumps in the cops' face telling them now, to ARREST ME FOR THREATENING TO KILL HER.... he puts his hand on his gun & tells her to take a seat... she is all fucking doped up and pacing back & forth, pointing at me the whole time... saying "NOW LOOK WHAT YOU GONE DONE & DID YOU HO FUCKING PIG BITCH" The cops bring me inside the Home Depot to get out of her sight... I give them a statement.. they take all my info and the kids give them a statement... then they tell me they will escort us to the Van... as we walk by her, all cuffed now and against the wall.... she glares at me and says "YOu'Re FUCKING DEAD BITCH" 2 hours later... I am home & still a bit shook up.... my kids are like Mom that was some real shit ahappening there.

holy fucking shit dudes , was the most exciting trip to the Home Depot evahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,   

anyways hope y'all good !!

and as always peace baby