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Chapter 9 Onion Seeds

 

    Pats whispered in his ear as they sat on the playground carousel..."I know a Haunted House...LET'S GO!" Nate asked his mother if he could go and she said yes of course. Pats always took very good care of him when they went on their various adventures and brought him back smiling. Besides, she was the only child he ever talked to on the playground.....or anywhere really.
"Just have him back in an hour Pats...we have to pick up Mr.Brimley at the Airport"
"OK Mrs. Brimley!"
    There was a wooded gulley just across from the playground where nobody ever went because it was right next to the Highway. Holding his hand tight she led him further down an old path until the yelps of the children and the drone of the cars could just barely be heard. Nate would ALWAYS go wherever Pats wanted him to...even when the Haunted House was just an old abandoned tool shed that smelled of mold, motor oil & rotting vegetation. I was a magical place because she said it was.
"See look!...6 is carved into the side...probly by a axe murderer who loves Satan!!!"
Nate was petrified until she said she was just kidding. It still looked scary tho...
"Come on! There's all kinds of weird stuff in here!"
    She beckoned him with a full body gesture that made her look like the leader of the French Revolution, her excitement so contagious that Nate couldn't resist. He peeked inside the creaky door and saw the back wall covered with dusty shelves ceiling to floor. There were also several drawers ranging from very small to quite large, nearly all of the drawer faces askew and hanging on for dear life. On the left side wall there was a long wide bench that ran the length of the shed and on the right wall there were lots of hooks with nothing on them and a stack of garbage bags full of leaves or grass cuttings it seemed. Each side wall had a large paned window and despite the filth caked on the outside and the years of cobwebs stuck to the inside, there was a surprising amount of light coming in.
"See LOOK! Here's our kitchen..."
She pointed at the shelves and drawers grandiosely like a lady in a vintage car commercial...
".....and here is our bed!"
    She hopped up on the bench in a poof of dust and gestured for him to sit next to her, seemingly unaware of her own sudden sneezing fit. Nate ignored her invitation and went straight for the drawers. He needed to see what was in each and every one. Methodically he moved from one to the next refusing to give up on the ones that were stuck...pulling out old bolts, filthy plastic lids, 
greasy hardened rags, an old pacifier and then finally came upon an onion seed packet that had gotten wet somehow and started to sprout.
"Look Pats....onions are growing in our kitchen!"
"COOL! Let's plant them out in our garden so I can make you onion soup!"
    They spent the next hour planting the sprouts and exploring their new house...making plans to put a rope swing on a low hanging branch in a nearby tree...talking about picnics they would have...
"NATHAAAAAAN!!!!"
"CRAP...well I'll bring clean up stuff next time ok?"
"Ok..." he said quite crestfallen.
They walked hand in dirty hand back to the playground slowly and sullenly...wanting to stay at THEIR house.
Chapter 10 Ray Bob
    It's really hard to sleep through a litter of trailer trash kids screaming MARCO... POLO with a very long drawn out Southern twang. Nate sits up stretching and feels oddly rested. He hasn't really slept well for the past few weeks but Darcy's face is beginning to fade to an amorphous blonde blob now. Even her ridiculous expression as he left seems funny now instead of stomach churning and pathetic. Patsy is miserable being woken up so rudely however and moans... 
"OH MY GOD! Please kill me or take me shopping"
"Well they don't have a large freezer here so I guess it's shopping"
"Soooo...HUGE bottle of Jack...Mr. Bubble, aspirin, chips...pool toys, oh shit I need tampons, due in a few days..."
"Such a delicate flower you are...I've missed you Pats....seriously"
"Give me a side of grits with that mush and I'll share it with Cleetus and Clementine out by the pool!"
    A huge CRASH followed by incomprehensible yelling and slapping sounds echo through the complex. They both rush to the window to peek out, jockeying for position in the tiny curtain slit so that they can't be seen. Apparently Ray Bob has knocked over the cooler of full of Bud Lite, Mountain Dew, Miracle Whip and melting ice (not even kidding) and was in the process of getting a "licking" by being dangled in the air from one wrist, spinning around wildly from each blow like a Pinata...he was all of 4 years old.
He was already polka dotted with bruises but he still screamed bloody murder as if this had never happened to him before.
"I'm going to be sick....let's go...now"
    Nate gives her a hug, bends down to kiss her forehead, then quickly grabs the keys and her bag. Time to go to Walmart. Do they even sell liquor at Walmart?
He had no idea...he had never been to a Walmart.
Chapter 11 Kermy Snorkle








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