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I'll see you in health!!!

I'm probably preaching to the choir here, but the state of the healthcare-reform debate has me almost embarrassed to be an American right now. Death threats to senators, bringing loaded firearms to events with the president, seriously believing that the president wants to euthanize the elderly; how does the rest of the world see this? We're supposed to be a moral authority and example of the virtues of Democracy, but this epidemic of Stupid undermines our efforts to do good works in places like Afghanistan, Iraq, and anywhere else where we'd prefer a democratic and capitolist society. The bitter irony is that the majority of us can see that the emperor has no clothes, but don't want to dignify the "deathers" with recognition, or have more important things (like jobs) to worry about.

Thanks, healthcare exec Betsy McCaughey....

Single Once Again

I had a hunch this would happen, and tonight my g/f in Montana broke up with me. From now on, no more long-distance romantic relationships for me.

Studious Ducks

I first noticed this last Spring, when it was (understandably) wet in Western Washington. Much to my surprise, they've returned: There is a mated pair of ducks living on my school's campus. Last Spring, I first noticed them hanging around a puddle/pond that had formed among a cluster of trees that is surrounded by walkways, and once on the baseball field on a particularly rainy day. Yesterday they were walking around on one of the grassy knolls in the central courtyard, probably looking for some lunch. They've become used to mingling with students, as I was able to pass within a few feet and they didn't even flinch. Hopefully the administrators leave them be, and I'll have my phone's camera ready if I ever see ducklings being led across the courtyard. :)

Your result for The What's your sexual style? Test...

TYPE N

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You are a KINKY, CONFIDENT, SUBMISSIVE lover who prefers to GIVE. This means that: You like relatively kinky sex, and you have the great imagination that will always keep your partner guessing and excited! There's no getting bored with you around, you could never settle for dull sex, you want something fun and new all the time. You aren't afraid to try out anything you hear about. You might just be an intelligent lover who needs to be mentally engaged, or perhaps you have some dirty dark secret kinky desires, but either way, you're never boring. You are pretty confident in bed. This means that you know you can please your lover. Maybe you've read a lot of sex manuals, or have the experience from previous lovers, or just tend to be skilled at whatever you get your hands on, but you're good and you know it. You can really get results and know that you have pure talent, so you won't be hiding away shy, pretending to be all innocent. Your partners love your naughty self assurance, you don't hesitate and this makes you a sensational lover. You tend to be submissive in bed, so you prefer to go along with what your lover likes rather than your own plans. You might like being ordered around and acting out a slave/master fantasy, or perhaps you just get turned on by being helpless and unable to move. Or maybe it's as simple as you lacking courage so prefering firm instructions in bed to make sure you are doing things right. Either way, you won't be dominating your lover anytime soon, and might prefer the missionary position to any others. You prefer to give than recieve. This makes you a very unselfish lover, devoted to the needs of your partner rather than your own. You get your pleasure from seeing them get theirs, you are a model sex partner. I'm sure plenty of people would love to have someone like you in bed with them! Remember though that if your partner gets pleasure from returning the favour it's okay to let them, they might love giving as much as you do! WE SUGGEST YOU: Get crazy with the kissing. It sounds basic, but perhaps with all your wonderful kinky antics and games, you have forgotten how good it can feel just to kiss someone all over, and have the same done to you! Practise with different kissing styles, kiss your lover in places you've never kissed them before. Kiss to tickle, kiss to seduce, kiss for hours, or kiss when you know you can't go any furthur with it, like when you have to be at work soon. Rediscover kissing.

Take The What's your sexual style? Test at HelloQuizzy

Since I'm out on night-shift guard duty for a couple more weeks, I now have unlimited texting to help pass the time. If you want to text with me late at night (PST), let me know & I'll give ya my phone #.

What Chess Piece Am I?

Your result for Which Chess Piece are You Test?...

The Queen's Rook

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The Queen’s Rook is a pensive, analytical individual. They don’t mind spending long periods of time on their own to work through problems. They may venture so far into thought they appear vacant or detached; often they really are oblivious of the world at that moment. These wayward princes are precise about descriptions and by habit correct others (or feel sorely tempted) if the shade of meaning is slightly off. This is annoying to the less concise, but this is what gives the Queen’s Rook a gift for gab, especially in writing.

This Rook is relatively easy going until their principles of truth, knowledge and justice are violated. Because of this they hate the formalities of bureaucracy, politics, and authority – which tend to mask the truth of operations. They will respond with a flip of the switch and become outspoken and inflexible. They will eventually drop the issue, because they do prefer a reserved and benign ambiance. The problem with the Queen’s Rook is when they are debating a point; they may be convincing themselves as much as their opponent. They spend a considerable amount of time second-guessing their abilities and may come to multiple conclusions that offer plausible solutions.

An indicator that a friend may be a Queen’s Rook is an obsession with logic. If a mistake is made, it is because there wasn’t enough data or it was placed out of context. Another indicator you’re friend is a Rook, throw a strategy game at them. They enjoy Risk, Bridge, Chess, and word games. Never rush the Rook. They don’t draw conclusions very quickly. If one were to gather a bunch of Rooks together to form a group they may debate:

1.) Whether or not there should be a group.

2.) Exactly what name should the proposed group choose?

3.) Which of the persons in the group should take responsibility or should they rotate?

Take Which Chess Piece are You Test? at HelloQuizzy

Magnetic Personality?

The other day I noticed something odd that has been with me for as long as I can remember: streetlights will go out as I walk past. It happened three times within a single one-mile walk, and again the day after. I can't recall ever seeing it happen when other people walk past streetlights, nor happening from a distance. It doesn't happen to every one I walk past, but the only times I've noticed them go out was when I get within about twenty feet from the base. If I can ever learn to control this paranormal ability of mine, the next goal is learning to make things explode with my mind.

The Offspring - Hammerhead

I am the one Camouflage and guns Risk my life To keep my people from harm Authority Vested in me I sacrifice With my brothers in arms Through this doorway What’s on the other side Never knowing Exactly what I’ll find Locked and loaded Voices screaming Let’s go! Come on do it! Here we go Take a life That others may live Oh that’s just the way it goes Shut my eyes It hammers in my head Where it’ll end nobody knows Take a life That ten others may live Oh that’s just the way it goes It’s playing over and over in my head Where it’ll end Nobody knows Stay the course Reasonable force I believe I serve a greater good Smoke and dust Enemies are crushed Nothing left Where a man once stood Through this doorway What’s on the other side Never knowing Exactly what I’ll find Locked and loaded Voices screaming Let’s go! But I’m just doing what I’m told Take a life That others may live Oh that’s just the way it goes Shut my eyes It hammers in my head Where it’ll end Nobody knows Take this life That ten others may live Oh that’s just the way it goes It’s playing over and over in my head Where it begins And where it’ll end Nobody knows Bang bang it hammers in my head Bang bang it hammers in my head Bang bang it hammers in my head In my head In my head Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for Thou art with me Locked and loaded Gonna find my truth Now I’m busting through All hell breaks loose And you can all hide behind your desks now And you can cry, ‘teacher come help me!’ Through you all My aim is true

Perfect Hair Forever!!!

This afternoon I got quite a few compliments on my haircut... All I did was wet it down, 'cause it was acting unruly. Who knew beauty could be so easy?

Party Like a Rock Star

I find it slightly hilarious that the song "Party Like a Rock Star" is by the Shop Boyz, a rap group. Yep, rock stars indeed...
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