Icarus's blog: "Augurs, Martyrs, and Agnostics"

1. If you were to attend a costume party tonight, what or whom would you go as?

A serial killer.

2. What are your choice of toppings on a hamburger? And do you prefer gas or charcoal grilling?

Grilled onions, olive salad, coarse ground mustard. Charcoal.

 

3. You are chosen to have lunch with the President. The condition is you only get to ask one question. What do you ask?

Can you pass the salt?

 

4. It's your first day of vacation, what are you doing?

Unpacking. Consuming alchohol.

 

5. What is your concession stand must-have at the movies?

Don't have one, that shit is marked up to hell. Coke slushee if its under $3.00. It isn't.

 

6. Which do you dislike most: pop-up ads or spam email?

Yes. But among the two Popups.

 

7. What do you think Captain Hook's name was before he had a hook for a hand?

James... serious.

 

8. Rock, paper, or scissors?

Lava.

 

9. How long was it from 'the first date' until the proposal of marriage? How long until the wedding?

uuuh which time? Usually within a month. Usually within 2 years.

 

 

10. Which is worse, being in a place that is too loud, or too quiet?

Too loud. Fuck people. And noise.

 

11. What is one quality that you really appreciate in a person?

Loyalty.

 

12. At the good old general store, what particular kind of candy would you expect to be in the big jar at the counter?

Licorice, and that's disgusting.

 

 

13. What is the most distinguishing landmark in your city?

Probably the cemetary wall.

 

 

14. Everyone hears discussions that they consider boring. What topic can put you to sleep quicker than any other?

Twitter.

 

15. How many times did it take you to pass your drivers test?

Once.

 

16. If you had to have the same topping on your vanilla ice cream for the rest of your life, what topping would you choose?

... Vanilla requires no topping. Probably chopped pecans though.

 

17. What food item would need to be removed from the market altogether in order for you to live a healthier, longer life?

I'm pretty healthy.

 

 

18. You are offered an envelope that you know contains $50. You are then told that you may either keep it or exchange it for another envelope that may contain $500 or may be empty. Do you keep the first envelope, or do you take your chances with the second?

 

What are the odds, and if they're not favorable, I keep the $50.

 

19. If you had to choose, which would you give up: cable TV, or DSL/cable internet?

Cable TV. Are you kidding? I watch baseball and ONE foodnetwork program now, because everything's custom channel this, and reality shitpile that.

 

 

20. What is your highest level of education?

College.

 

21. How much is a gallon of gas in your city? What was the highest it's been?

3.69?

4.53?

 

22. What kind of lunch box did you have as a kid?

Plain red soft.

 

23. What would you rather have, a nanny, a housekeeper, a cook, or a chauffeur?

Butler. But a housekeeper would do. I like to drive more than I like being driven, don't have any kids, and I like to cook.

 

24. Would you rather be trapped in an elevator, or stuck in traffic?

Oh GOD! Neither. *shudders*

 

25. Lets say a brick fell on your foot, and your kid is standing right next to you, what is your 'cleaned up' swear word?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFU-ow.