(Told to me by my boyfriend, sorry if anyone is offended but i look at it this way , I am black and italian and thought it was funny)
An italian, a black man and a polish man are all sitting on death row. They are all model prisoners and out of respect for maritonious service to their prison community the warden gives them all a choice on how they wish to die. The italian says "I want a big bowl of pasta to eat with a beautiful woman sitting across from me", so the warden laces his pasta with strichnyne, and he dies. The black man says " I wanna die in bed fucking a beautiful woman" so the warden hooks him up with a beautiful blond who fucks him til he has a heart attack and dies.
The pollack says "I want AIDS"
The warden responds "Are you sure you want that, AIDS is a slow painful death"
The inmate responds "yes i am sure give me AIDS"
so the warden has him injected with the AIDS virus, then the inmate says "Haha I fooled you I was wearing a condom"
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A 6'8", 280-pound black man walked into a bar, sat down next to a white guy, and said, "I's big and I's black and I love to fuck white women!" The guy was so terrified that he put down his beer and ran out of the bar.
The black moved over next to another white man and said, "I's big and I's black and I just loves to fuck white women." The white guy took one look at him, blanched, and ran out of the bar.
The black then went over to a Polish man who was having a few at the bar and said, "I's big and I's black and I loves to fuck white women."
The Polish man looked at him and said,"I don't blame you one bit, I wouldn't fuck a black one either"
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A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
He says, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have anal sex with a nun."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley."
He does and the nun fulfils his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin, and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
