I am me, I am the way I am, and I do not change for anyone no matter what. I love to meet new people but I have the type of personality where you will either love me or hate me..lol. So who knows, maybe you'll be my new friend? I'm ALWAYS 100% brutaly honest, and I pride myself on being that way. I'm blunt, outspoken, and I say whatever I want to say. I don't really put much thought into alot of things before I say them, if it comes to my mind, then it automatically comes out of my mouth.. lol. I'm weird, and I know it. I love my weirdness! I'm quick witted and I maintain multiple personalities while most people find it hard to maintain one. LoL.
My favorite colors are orange and blue.
I love to laugh.
I hate most people.
Girlie girls make me hurl.
I swear like a sailor when I wax my cunt.
I swear like a sailor when i'm not waxing my cunt.
I hate most things anyone else would like.
I'm spiteful.
I'm stubborn.
I can be selfish.
I can be jealous.
I'm a flirt.
I'm almost always sarcastic.. to a point when most people don't know when i'm actually being serious.
I chew on things.
I HATE clothes and wearing them.
I only wear pants / capris when i'm outside my home or someone is at my home, otherwise it's t-shirt and underwear.
I collect sex toys.
I love underwear, I have 4 drawers full of underwear.
I love thick comfy socks.
I will only wear white socks, I never go without socks unless showering.
I don't like chocolate.
I drink lot's of juice.
I hate heat.
I hate extreme cold.
If I say that I don't like conservatives/home-schooled teens/furries, and you,standing with earshot, say " Well I am a conservative/home-schooled teen/furrie" , don't expect me to apologize or change my stance out of courtesy, whether I know you or not. It's not my fault that you fail to realize that you're part of the problem, asshole!
If I dislike a group of people and you're one of them, too fucking bad! It means that I hate you too. Because I'm all equal-opportunity like that. Same goes for Journey lovers, the mentally ill, born-again Christians,men with comb-overs,hideous breast implants, infamous celebrities, and ALL stupid people.
If you approach me, try to get to know me, engage me in a 2 hour-long conversation, make plans with me, beg me to call you, say you can't wait to see me, promise me a wonderful time the likes of which I have yet to experience, and then fail to show up for our date, you're an asshole! And I will hate you. Your trying not to be the Bad Guy by leading me on and then breaking off ALL communication at the last fucking minute instead of comming clean and saying that -- for whatever reason -- you're no longer interested? THIS IS THE REASON YOU'RE THE BAD GUY. And a complete fucking asshole, therefore I will - rightfully so - fucking hate you for wasting my goddamn time!
If youre a stranger to me yet feel it appropriate to grope my ass at the bar, dont act all offended when I bitch slap you across your crater-laden face and threaten to call security. If you're not prepared for violent repercussions from ass-kicking bitches like myself, dont be so bold as to assume that a woman in a sexy outfit wants- no, YEARNS for - your grody digits to fondle her asshole!
If youre a married man trying to per-say " come on to me " and I respectfully decline your advances, dont say " atleast im honest " , like you deserve a medal for telling me the truth about your marital status. congratufuckinglations, shitbag. but the person youre NOT supposed to be lying to, YOUR WIFE is the one who will reap the consequences of your shit marriage when your rampant infidelity and pussyhounding blows up in her face. it is pathetic that you pride yourself on being honest, yet you can't tell your wife the truth about your activities. if you cant keep your dick in your pants and out of women who arent your wife you need to not be married in the first place, you selfish prick. so fuck you, dickhead. I am not going to sleep with any of you, you Saint of a Sinner you! If youre sooo impressed by yourself, then feel free to supply your own fucking blowjob!
If you come on to me and I snub you, there's a reason for it. Trust me. Don't act all put out because I didn't immediately fall on my back, spread my legs, and tearfully beg to be your cum whore. Take your mercifully initial rejection in stride and move on. And above all, DON'T ask me why!! Between your acid-wash jeans, your horrible personality, your lack of both finesse and hygeine.. believe me, you DON'T want me to tell you the truth. And I WILL, no doubt about it, In fact by the time I'm done verbally tearing you a new asshole, you're gonna WISH you had never met me!
