- Can you cry under water?
- If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
- Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
- Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
- If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
- How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America???
- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
- If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
- Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
- Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
- Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
- Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
- Is Disneyworld the only people trap operated by a mouse?
- Why do banks leave the doors unlocked but chain the pen to a table?
- Why do 7-11's have locks on the doors when they are open 24hours 365 days a year?
- How far down will a Kitchen sink?
- Can a needle see with a metal eye?
- How can Flour, water, and sugar make glue, but add a few mor ingredients and you can make a cake? Is this why women say it will stick to their a$$?
- I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
- If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
- If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
- Why Is It Called, "Spontaneous Combustion" If it was planned wouldn't you do something to stop it?
