When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him
with
a bright, "T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest
smile and said as sweetly as possible, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back at her and once again said, "S-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "'T-G-I-F' means
Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it, duuhhh?"
The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means "Sorry, Honey, its Thursday!
