SMART ASS ANSWER # 6
> It was mealtime during a flight on an Airline. "Would you like
>dinner?"
> the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my
>choices?"
> John asked. "Yes or no," she replied.
>
> SMART ASS ANSWER #5
> A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check
>tickets.
> As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he
>opened
> his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said,
>"Sir, I
> need to see your ticket, not your stub."
>
> SMART ASS ANSWER #4
> A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but
>she
> couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy,
>"Do
> these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "no ma'am,
>they're
> dead."
>
> SMART ASS ANSWER #3
> The cop got out of his car and the kid w ho was stopped for speeding
>rolled
> down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
>The
> kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop
> finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
>
> SMART ASS ANSWER #2
> A truck driver was driving along on the freeway when a sign came up
>that
> read, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right
>ahead of
> him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.
> Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks
>to
> the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck,
>huh?"
> The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out
>of
> gas."
>
> And my personal favorite....
>
> SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2006...
> A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now
>class,
> I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might
> consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a
> death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses
> whatsoever! A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand
>and
> asked, "what would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from
> complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to
> laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles
> knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "well, I
>guess
> you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
