34 obscure questions sent to me
1. What is your best friend's Dad's name?
Well now that is gonna depend on which best friend you are talking about
2. What body part do you hate the most?
On who, not a whole lot I don’t like on others
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
Not sure I ever had a hot teacher
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
You could call it that
5. What body part do you wash first?
Am I in the shower alone?
6. Do you have any fours?
Go Fish
7. The number 7?
. . . 8 . . . 9 . . .
8. Is your driveway steep?
Where is this said driveway?
9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
The kind that doesn’t involve anal leakage
10. Have you ever been tied up?
And down too
11. Age difference between you and your youngest brother/sister?
I’m thinking my sibling is a female not a male/female - so . . .
12. Where do you see yourself and your life in the next 2 years?
Someone will get fed up with me and either fall in love with me or kill me
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
How are we defining date here?
14. How many times have you been cursed at?
In the past hour?
15. Which shoe do you put on first?
The one that finds the shoe first
16. How old are you?
Older than I was when I began this damn thing
17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
Technically can a bar be gay?
18. Have you ever had any "Friends with Benefits"?
Being my friend has great benefits
19. Is there one thing all of your lovers have had in common?
They all breathe
20. Did you french kiss before you were 16?
I did shamelessly embarrassing things before I was 14
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
Is it still a standard 15% for a cow?
22. Who's the last person you think about before you fall asleep?
As if I will tell you
23. Have you ever had a song written about you?
Yeah and I should have ran then
24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets or towels again, which one would choose?
Ok so gonna go with towels here, cause I not getting weird fluids upon them
25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable?
Does my mother count?
26. What was your childhood nickname?
Never been called Nick for a name
27. When is the last time you played the air guitar? 
Well now I have to do it dammit
28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?
Peeked no, walked directly into yes
29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
Driving what?
30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
That is possible I guess
31. How do you eat your Oreo cookies?
I place them into my mouth and chew thoroughly until ready to swallow
32. Brothers and sisters?
Are siblings so I am told
33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others?
Uh, not sure there is anything
34. Whats your mother's name?
Yep you’re a bitch
