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I am skeptical and at often times a pessimist- two things I hate most about myself yet I love them all the same. I don't know where I will be in 10 years - but I'm ok with that. My mind is always on, I am always dreaming up new goals, planning to travel to more places. I appreciate the youth running through my veins, I like that I am young enough to do whatever I feel like at the time.

My room is always a mess, and I like it that way.Stangly enough I am the most over- organized, over- planned and most of the time over- work person you'll meet. So don't try to clean my room, its the one place I keep a mess. I am a bit of a walking contradiction; I love simple things, yet I always complicate things. I find relaxed people so attractive, yet I am super awkward. I like to take things slow, yet I am always on the move. Some how life works for me like this, so I just accept it. I am way too judgmental, but I'll always end up accepting something for what it is.

I love to laugh. If you were to hang out with me and my best friends, you would walk away confused about what was really so funny. I hate people who try to be funny, or movies that are dumb and supposed to be funny. I am a bit of a sarcastic ass, but I am really the sweetest girl out there. I will give you my last penny, but if you **** me over, I will never forget. I believe in second chances, I believe in change. In fact I think change is the only constant in life. I will never change for you, but I will never stay the same. I have been told I am a taurus to a tee, I guess that means I am really stubborn, and it's true.












i sometimes dont shower as often as i should. which is a bad thing when you forget to put on deodorant. my hair always looks like i just woke up or looks all messy and wild. i always run into doors or the side of a wall. i always drive the exact speed limit. i dont watch sports unless im with friends but could really care less about them. i hate bugs but love to squash them. but lighting bugs are neat. im terrified of spiders. and if i get trapped or ones scares me enough it could make me cry. i pick my nose when no one is looking, and wipe them on common places i.e door handles, door latches, and hand rails...lol i pick up hitch hikers when i go on road trips by myself. i get pissed when people dont text or call me back. if you dont want to talk just tell me. i hate being ignored! my favorite sexual acts are the chili-dog, Cleveland steamer, Alabama hot pocket, and the blumpkin. between my legs is the best hand warmers when it is cold and im laying on the couch watching tv. If ever i have another son im going to name him Batman. people think its a really dumb idea but think its totally sweet. here let me explain. stranger walks up to my son aka. batman and says, "hi my name is Tim what's yours?" My son says. "hi Tim I'm Batman." Tim then says, "No really what's your name?" My son then say's " NO really I'm Batman!!"