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Search as directed in the following using "quotations"
Copy paste a phrase on the first page of results
*Type in "[your name] has" in the Google search:
- Jessa has boobs
LOL i sure hope so.
*Type in "[your name] needs"
-Jessa needs nudes
yes send them or ill kill the kitty!
*Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
-Jessa has black hair to mid-black, brown eyes
Wtf?! how did they know my true hair color lol
*Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
-Jessa likes to draw
o_o creepy.. i do..
*Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
-Jessa says," I really didn't want to be in school
boy am i glad im not!
*Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
-Jessa wants you to leave her vagina out of it
ummm plz do so.. lol
*Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
-Jessa does some fire dancing.
-*Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
-Jessa hates German-Italian-Americans
uhh.. i SOOO did NOT say that. .
*Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
-Jessa goes to a speed-dating night.
pfft. plz.
*Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
-Jessa loves Brian.
awhh.
| Who ever said being a single mom was easy is absolutly nuts.. lol
I’m not exactly a single mother like those woman, i do have help after 5 pm lol
but being who i am a well known unmedicated BI-POLAR with sever ADHD and O.D.D and being preggo again on top of it all, its not exactly easy, but its not hard either, i think the days i spend with my lil one make me a stronger person and defently has taught me some patience, not alot but some lol
I dont think it would be as hard as i think it is if Jadein would start talking.. i dont mean the typical 19 month old talks, but like how her cousin who is 2 and he can hold a convo’s yanno. she will learn in her own time i know i know, but ehh its boring during the daytime i have no one to talk to and when he dad comes home i start to spout at the mouth about anything and anything and he just sorta shrugs me off it hurts, he has told me once he honestly didnt care, that crushed me, but i understood he was tired sore from work, but it was like woah someone i can talk to that understand wooohooo and then wham!
slammed down.... lol
I dont go on the internet like the now a day moms do, (not saying they all do but ive noticed a huge amount do..) im only on when j-bug goes to sleep, so out of a 12 hr day of her dad being gone, im online like 4 hrs, (2 naps at roughly 2 hrs a time) the rest of the time im teaching her to associate with what things are colors numbers feelings.
ohh and i know something else that bugs the fucking shit outta me, shes a freaking smart ass, she refuses to call me mommy, im "hey" and when i say "mommy" she says "yeah you.. " the only time she calls me mommy is when her father puts her in timeout and she will sit there and scream "daddy.. wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh wahhh dada daad aa ., then all the sudden we will hear. mama, mommmyyyyyy moommyyy"
yeah i see how it is lol only call me by my name when your in trouble.. grrr.. lol
I cant say she doesnt love me when she gets hurt and her dad is here, she comes running to me, not him not anyone else, just me and if im not there to comfort her she crys and crys till i come and get her even tho people are there that can help and comfort her. lol
thanks for reading my rant on my boring days, if ur a fellow mom. leave your posts on being a "daytime single motherism’s"
same as if your a dad, or just leave anything lol |
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As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
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So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
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The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
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