17yearshere's blog: "I doubt anyone will.."

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Just as brilliant as the motions of your body, The lies in your eyes, followed by the betrayals of your touch move me, did you honestly think i would just sit and wait, and watch as the romance unfolds Hellbent to discover, all this loss in a sudden collasps , a sudden intercourse to destroy our most valuable things, our Hearts, our Eyes our souls together as one, just to break down , as if some accident had accured, or incident of massive proportions. If i could just indicate, with the slightest pinpoint scare, the skin would rip and tare from the bones, that hold our true beauty, inside of a dull, deep, and empty shell, like a noose around the neck of an innocent man, a shot heard round the world, the second our lips touch, and to pull me closer instead of pushing me away was the biggest flaw of it all, i know you have bullets for breath, to blow me away with every word, fill my lungs with the waters of relief, and leave me on life support, to hold my head high, and hold your head out of the flood that became of it. It might be sick, might be sane, to bleed the blood that breeds the pain, to soak the shirts around our necks, to hide the whole and kiss my breasts, to bring out this open scar, in a way i never had before, im sick, a saint, without a plate, to cave the skin, and regurgitate, these bitter words, the seem to hold, the title waves that must unfold, to rid this life from all of me, and take back your soul to where it should be, now im not me and im not you, but ill still always watch the things we do , to grieve, to scar to hurt. and let me dig, oh yes to dig, to dig and dig deeper and deeper, until i, until i really know you.

ok well apparently I am being called a hacker, well see Imma give you the info that Bane got from him and ill give you my discharge papers. So you make up your own mind! I have nothing to hide so heres my proof! and for those who cant see it heres a blown up spot of it!

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A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil allover him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue." "What's this, honey?" the husband enquired as he entered the room. "Oh, its just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too." No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk. "Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."