So im at work today, dealing with the regular idiots and their stupidity, when it dawned on me. Some of the stuff that happens IS kinda funny once our aggravation from dealing with it wears off. So I was thinking about putting a book together of all the random stupid things that get said to us or that happens while at work.
But Im wondering, would anyone actually read it? Or would it be one of those types of books that just sit on the shelves at the book store til they are practically GIVING it away just to get rid of it?
Like tonight, we had a Bday "party" at work, and the boss has this special that we'll take the birthday person's age as a percentage off the bill, as a way to say happy birthday. Well one of the guest heard about it and said "My husbands birthday is next week, will I be able to do this as well?" my boss says sure, she says "Does he have to be here for me to get the discount?" my boss says, "Well... thats kinda the purpose, its HIS birthday, ya know?" Then the woman says "Oh, nevermind, my husband died in '03"
We deal with situations like this ALL day...