Mr Showerhead's blog: "???"

I was riding the bus on my way to work today, and of course it being rush hour meant the bus was packed and loud. A seat directly behind the bus driver opened up and I took it. A few moments go by and my phone rings, I answer it and the woman on the other end cant hear me because of how loud the bus is, so I speak louder. Im trying my hardest not to yell, because nothing pisses me off more while on the bus than hearing some asshat scream at the top of his lungs while on the phone. Im trying to explain relative comparisons to the girl on the other end.

I tell her, if my mom were a cow and my father a bull, Id be a calf. If my mom were a doe and my father a deer, I would be a fawn. We come to a red light and the bus driver turns around and asks, "Well, what if my mother were a loud ignorant bitch, and my father was an annoying asshole, what would I been then?"

To which I replied "Well, Id be a fucking bus driver"

It was a nice day for a walk...